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Anonymous #4

Re: Masturbation as a sin............religous dudes-what yout hink [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #10527434 - 06/18/09 12:48 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Wow. Powerful stuff. Your anger towards a "mythical" figure sure runs deep. Is there a reason for that?


Edited by Anonymous (06/18/09 12:48 AM)


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Anonymous #3

Re: Masturbation as a sin............religous dudes-what yout hink [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #10533061 - 06/18/09 11:16 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

no not that one.... yes that one


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Anonymous #13

Re: Masturbation as a sin............religous dudes-what yout hink [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #10533074 - 06/18/09 11:18 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

I'm an ordained minister and I assure you it is not a sin.
Don't listen to the idiots who will tell you otherwise.


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Anonymous #4

Re: Masturbation as a sin............religous dudes-what yout hink [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #10533077 - 06/18/09 11:18 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Well, thanks for clearing that up.


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Anonymous #9

Re: Masturbation as a sin............religous dudes-what yout hink [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #10533105 - 06/18/09 11:22 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

yes, anyone who is an "ordained minister" must have a clue what the fuck they're talking about :whatever:


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Anonymous #4

Re: Masturbation as a sin............religous dudes-what yout hink [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #10533162 - 06/18/09 11:31 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

I was talking to #3.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Masturbation as a sin............religous dudes-what yout hink [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #10533258 - 06/18/09 11:44 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

i was joking theres nothing like calming your anger down then whacking off


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Anonymous #14

Re: Masturbation as a sin............religous dudes-what yout hink [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #10533315 - 06/18/09 11:51 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #12 said:
fuck jesus




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Anonymous #13

Re: Masturbation as a sin............religous dudes-what yout hink [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #10533345 - 06/18/09 11:56 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #9 said:
yes, anyone who is an "ordained minister" must have a clue what the fuck they're talking about :whatever:




I'm sorry you lack the mental capacity to understand what just happened. Let me try to clarify for you.
The original poster asked: "religous dudes-what do you think".
Being an ordained minister usually qualifies me as a 'religious dude' so I answered.

What did not happen: I never claimed to be an expert on the subject, I never divulged my level of 'religiousness', I never said I knew 'what the fuck' I was talking about.

So quit being an asshole just because you are anonymous.


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Anonymous #9

Re: Masturbation as a sin............religous dudes-what yout hink [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #10533391 - 06/19/09 12:02 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

yeah ,except being a legally ordained minister in and of itself doesn't necessarily qualify you even as a religious dude IMO.  My dog could become an ordained minister, it doesn't mean shit by itself.  Only by affiliating yourself with a religious institution and being ordained per their standards does it begin to hold meaning.


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Anonymous #13

Re: Masturbation as a sin............religous dudes-what yout hink [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #10533427 - 06/19/09 12:07 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

I don't claim to be some sort of religious scholar, I simply thought it would be good information to share. The main point of becoming a minister was to marry people, it is a very personal ceremony and I do it for close friends and family instead of them hiring a stranger to do it. My religious studies cover a broad range of different texts and beliefs and I would be quite interested to see any official writing that says masturbation is a sin specifically.

Now I do agree that you could infer the supposed sinful nature of masturbation from a few sources, but then again you can infer conflicting ideas all day long and it would not get you any further.


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Anonymous #9

Re: Masturbation as a sin............religous dudes-what yout hink [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #10533465 - 06/19/09 12:13 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

well, lust is proscribed as sinful behavior again and again throughout the scriptures, and I can't imagine masturbating in a non-lustful way.  Can you?


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Anonymous #13

Re: Masturbation as a sin............religous dudes-what yout hink [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #10533525 - 06/19/09 12:20 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Lust as in "sexual desire"? If sexual desire is a sin, then why is it that every religion allows you to have intercourse?

Lust is often considered a sin, but lust is defined as an uncontrolled or insatiable desire for sex, as opposed to normal desire.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Masturbation as a sin............religous dudes-what yout hink [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #10533546 - 06/19/09 12:23 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

some people beleive to treat their bodies as a temple i treat mine like a butter churner:thumbup:


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Anonymous #8

Re: Masturbation as a sin............religous dudes-what yout hink [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #10535576 - 06/19/09 10:51 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #13 said:
I don't claim to be some sort of religious scholar, I simply thought it would be good information to share. The main point of becoming a minister was to marry people, it is a very personal ceremony and I do it for close friends and family instead of them hiring a stranger to do it. My religious studies cover a broad range of different texts and beliefs and I would be quite interested to see any official writing that says masturbation is a sin specifically.

Now I do agree that you could infer the supposed sinful nature of masturbation from a few sources, but then again you can infer conflicting ideas all day long and it would not get you any further.



You actually are a minister?


:haha:


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Anonymous #15

Re: Masturbation as a sin............religous dudes-what yout hink [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #10535661 - 06/19/09 11:12 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #11 said:
Bust a nut....if your religious. Rape a chick, if your ...........me :evil:


lol.




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Anonymous #13

Re: Masturbation as a sin............religous dudes-what yout hink [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #10537924 - 06/19/09 05:54 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #8 said:
You actually are a minister?


:haha:




I don't see why that's funny. I have a healthy interest in religion and as a minister I can offer a service to my friends and family. What are you?


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Anonymous #8

Re: Masturbation as a sin............religous dudes-what yout hink [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #10538087 - 06/19/09 06:22 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

A human being who's not stupid enough to buy into religion.


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Anonymous #14

Re: Masturbation as a sin............religous dudes-what yout hink [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #10538435 - 06/19/09 07:25 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #12 said:
fuck jesus




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Anonymous #14

Re: Masturbation as a sin............religous dudes-what yout hink [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #10538441 - 06/19/09 07:25 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #14 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #12 said:
fuck jesus







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