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Anonymous #1
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 My yoga instructor fantasy may come true 
#10483121 - 06/10/09 05:21 PM (4 years, 9 days ago) |
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I've been doing yoga for a while now, and this one teacher that I have on weekends is smoking hot. I'm not even sure what nationality she is, but I would have to say half Indian half white. She moved here from Cali, has a nice healthy body, not fat, not skinny, naturally tan skin, no freckles or blemishes, long black hair with big curly locks and wears those dorky square glasses.
Well, I see her in all kinds of compromising positions in yoga class, and more than once she has caught me scoping out her cleavage. I can't help it, I want her so bad, I get this buzzing feeling deep in my pelvis.
At the last class, we were doing some poses on the floor, and were in cobbler pose and she had her legs spread wide with her spandex yoga shorts being stretched to the limit. After the pose was over, I caught a priceless glimpse of her camel toe and the image is burned into my brain. When she repositioned herself, those big plump lips took a big bite out of the crotch of her shorts. I had to pretend to take a break because I felt my dick start to stir. So, I sat there hiding my hard on for a few minutes while visualizing John Goodman scrubbing skid marks out of his jumbo sized whitey tighteys.
After getting back into the groove of class, we were doing a warrior pose, and she walks over to me and puts her left hand under my extended arm and her right hand on my bicept and slides both hands all the way to the tips of my fingers. I instantly got goose bumps, and she looked me straight in the eye and whispered.
"Think. Long and Straight" and then winked at me.
I think she knew that she gave me a boner and was trying to torture me for undressing her with my eyes the entire time.
I know she saw me with chill bumps, and probably felt my pulse since my heart was pounding out of my chest when her eyes met mine.
We finished the remainder of class and I took my time putting my stuff away because all the old hags had to chat it up with this girl once class was out. As I was walking out, I really really really wanted to say something to her, but I was unsure of what to say.
I wanted to thank her, or compliment her, or ask her out. I wasnt sure what to do. When I walked by her as I was leaving, I stopped. Looked at her, and decided I would force myself to say something.
I guess I paused for too long because she said "did you need something"
I wanted to yell, "I need your pussy on my face" at the top of my lungs and as soon as I thought that exact thought. I LOL'ed, then she lol'ed too. And we were both laughing and I said "I'm sorry". I meant to say "I'm sorry...I don't know why I'm laughing"
But, before I could finish my sentence, she said "Hey, it happens to a lot of guys" (talking about my erection)
And I was like "Oh... Oh... "
And she followed up with "When you stretch your hips out, and increase blood flow..." Then she stopped, because she realized what she was explaining, then she started laughing and turned really red in the face.
I saw this as the perfect opportunity to try my mack. I reached down somewhat nervously on the exterior, but fucking trembling inside, and I grabbed her hand and said "That was all about you, not about the yoga"
and I put her hand on my chest and she could feel my heart pounding, and we just stood there, alone together in the yoga studio embracing each other's stare for what seemed like an eternity....
And then I said "I would really like to get to know you. Will you have dinner with me?"
And her expression was somewhat confusing, she looked ecstatic, but sad, and a little disapointed.
She said "I'm really sorry, I'm sure you're a great guy, and I'm sure we would have a great time together, but I'm really not in a position to date anyone."
Then I said "Well what am I supposed to do, just walk away?"
The phone in the office area started ringing, and she said "Don't go anywhere, I'll be right back"
She ran away with her little bare footed booty bouncing and I continued to put my stuff up.
I heard her say good by on the phone, and then I hear a distinct jingle of keys followed clicking sound, and realized she was locking the door, so I started to walk towards the front door.
She comes rushing back in and grabs my hand and yanks me in the direction she is running and I'm running like a little school girl not knowing what the fuck is going on, and she pushes open the door to the changing room and we go inside and she grabs my face and lays a big kiss on me with her pouty plump lips just going crazy on my mouth.
She slips me the tongue and her mouth tastes so sweet. It's all happening so fast, I didn't even make any sense of it. We're kissing pretty heavy and I grab her sport top to slip it off and she grabs it with her hands to keep me from pulling it off... and says "I can't"... but then starts kissing me again....
I reach down and slide my hand along her thigh, and reach down to touch that pussy, and she makes this sound like she just got stung by a fucking bee or something, and grabs my hand and says "No.." and then starts kissing me again...
I didn't know what the fuck to think....
I wanted to be inside her so bad. Her skin was so soft and she had this warm glow eminating from her that I could feel. Her nipples were poking me through her shirt and she was in a horny frenzy the way she was rubbing on me and moaning while she was making out with me, I stepped back breaking the lip lock she had on my face and sat down on the dressing room bench, and grabbed her hand to pull her into my lap, she resisted and pulled away and said
"I shouldn't be doing this. This is so wrong. I don't even know you. I could get in so much trouble for this."
I said "Let's keep it our little secret then".
and I pulled her into my lap, she straddled me with her knees on either side of my thighs, and we were kissing again immediatley. She wrapped her arms around me and squeezed me and was breathing really heavy with her spandex clad pussy resting on my throbbing hard on. She moved her hips back and forth a few times, and then let out a yelp, like the sound a chihuahua makes when you step on it's foot.
She was breathing heavy and said "Oh my God! Oh my God!"
and I said
"What's wrong"
Then she said something in a language that I didnt understand while she was looking at the cieling. Then said "I think I just had an orgasm. Oh my God! This is so wrong"
By this point I Was totally starting to think I was on candid camera or either this girl was psycho.
I said "What do you mean, you think, You had an orgasm"
and she said
"I'm a virgin"
At this point, I Start to feel like a total womanizer and I started to apologize.
I said "Why did all this happen if you're not ready for this kind of thing?"
She said "I do, I do want it, but I've been so busy with college, and starting my own company, and moving here, and trying to work two jobs, I just haven't had time to date people, and you are the only guy that has even asked me since I moved here. I haven't had a date since college and I'm really horrible to guys because I never really know what I want. I'm just confused. I wanted to wait until I met the right guy before I had sex. (then all I hear after that is blah blah blah, You're not good enough for this pussy)...
So, I get up, acting pissed, and I just start to walk away. I mean, at this point, it's so awkward, I don't even want to do yoga there anymore...
I'm walking towards the door, and I hear her sniffling like she's crying, and then I think... "Fucking Great"
So, I thought, no, fuck this, I'm leaving...
Well, I get to the front door, and it's fucking locked. I can't get out. She's still in the changing room still sobbing... I feel cagey and mad and was seriously considering bitching at this girl for turning an innocent conversation into awkwardness....
I yell "Can you come unlock the door for me?"
and she walks to the front, red eyed, looking mad as satan and says, "Why is this always so hard for me? Why do I always mess these kinds of things up? Did you just want me for sex? Is that why all guys even try to hit on me? For sex? Then she starts sobbing again"
The devil in my left ear wanted me to say "Yeah, bitch." the Angel in my right ear, wanted me to console her and get the fuck outta there....
But, I took a deep breath, realizing this shit was whack and said
"The only reason I asked you out is because ever since I met you, I think about you daily. I have dreams about you at night and you're in my mind all day. The only reason I pay this ridiculous fee for yoga is to see you. I've tried numerous times to talk to you, but always get too nervous. I think you're the cutest girl I have ever seen, and I really wanted to get to know you."
Then I paused and said "Why and how did this get outta hand?"
She replied, "I don't know, I've felt attracted to you the first time I laid eyes on you, and when we're around, I can't even focus. It makes it difficult for me to teach my class because I can feel your vibes from across the room and you're, like, all sexuality. I've dealt with this too. I've thought about you a lot and was actually hoping you would ask me out"
I said "Why are you so afraid all of a sudden?"
She went on to explain her bad luck streak with men, etc. blah blah blah....
I said "Look, I'll say this one more time. I think you're beautiful, and I want to get to know you. Either accept my offer, or lets just move on."
She said "Would you like to see a movie tomorrow night together?"
And I said Sure, (thinking very cutiosly this time, I said,
"I can meet you a the theater if you like"
She blushed, and said "I was thinking we could watch a movie together at my house, if you don't think that's moving too fast."
I replied "As long as you can keep your hands off of me, we should be fine"
We both LOL'd and she opened the door for me, and said "I'll email you directions to my house after I get home" (She has my email address on file for the yoga studio)
Looks like I may get to fuck my yoga instructor after all.
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Anonymous #2
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10483175 - 06/10/09 05:29 PM (4 years, 9 days ago) |
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Why can't I find romance like that....
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Anonymous #3
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10483180 - 06/10/09 05:30 PM (4 years, 9 days ago) |
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Pics are completely necessary.
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Anonymous #2
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #3]
#10483193 - 06/10/09 05:32 PM (4 years, 9 days ago) |
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Completely. 
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Anonymous #4
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #2]
#10483429 - 06/10/09 06:22 PM (4 years, 9 days ago) |
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TL;DR
summary please
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Anonymous #5
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10483511 - 06/10/09 06:41 PM (4 years, 9 days ago) |
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I'm trying to work out whether to believe this or not. If it's true, then... well done and good luck! 
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Anonymous #6
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10483768 - 06/10/09 07:36 PM (4 years, 9 days ago) |
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That's a good story meng.
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Anonymous #7
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #6]
#10483843 - 06/10/09 07:47 PM (4 years, 9 days ago) |
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That is a good story. If its true, then fuck yeah. Plus the way you describe her is helllllllllllllllllla fine. Lol.
Dude, i envy you. Have fun with it.
uhhhhgggg.
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Anonymous #8
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #7]
#10483938 - 06/10/09 08:01 PM (4 years, 9 days ago) |
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i call bullshit to the nth degree.
there is a conundrum here....
1) if she is extremely hot, and a yoga teacher: she isnt a virgin
2) if she is ugly, and a yoga teacher: she isnt a virgin
its that simple.... hot yoga teachers dont go around not getting asked out... and this is written too much like a wannabe penthouse forum letter.... i call bullshit so hard.
this is someone jealous of the 5am thread and wanting a peice of their own glory....
IOW, FAIL!
and sure, you prefaced everyone with a thread talking about how you want to bang your yoga instructor... but it isnt happening. Yoga comes from the same area and religion as Kama Sutra, there is no way that a yoga teacher is going to be a prude virgin.
bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.
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Anonymous #9
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10484036 - 06/10/09 08:19 PM (4 years, 9 days ago) |
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Shit man.
Sounds like a great thing you have going there.
Don't worry about shit so much, keep your mellow, man.
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Anonymous #10
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10484078 - 06/10/09 08:27 PM (4 years, 9 days ago) |
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Don't quit your day job to go into erotic fiction writing, OP: you fucking suck at it.
Edited by Anonymous (06/10/09 08:28 PM)
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Anonymous #11
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10484106 - 06/10/09 08:32 PM (4 years, 9 days ago) |
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I'm sure she's very agile and limber, which would make for some crazy, kinky sex positions.
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Anonymous #12
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #4]
#10484170 - 06/10/09 08:42 PM (4 years, 9 days ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #4 said:
TL;DR
summary please
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Anonymous #13
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #12]
#10484222 - 06/10/09 08:50 PM (4 years, 9 days ago) |
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Basically his male yoga instructor saw him get a boner in class one day, then made out with him in the locker room. Then the male yoga teacher got nervous and didn't want to have sex because he was a prude virgin. He broke down and cried, they didn't do anything more than makeout, but there's hope. The OP was invited to his male yoga teachers house to watch a movie!
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Anonymous #14
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #13]
#10484251 - 06/10/09 08:55 PM (4 years, 9 days ago) |
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didnt read, fuck yourself OP. fake and boring.
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Anonymous #15
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #14]
#10484333 - 06/10/09 09:07 PM (4 years, 9 days ago) |
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Hell to the fuck yes
Get that pussy
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Anonymous #16
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #15]
#10484624 - 06/10/09 09:44 PM (4 years, 9 days ago) |
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I love listening to you little cupcakes arguing and saying mean things to one another. 
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Anonymous #1
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #16]
#10493050 - 06/12/09 09:56 AM (4 years, 7 days ago) |
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Nailed It! And Yes, she was a virgin.
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Anonymous #17
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10493096 - 06/12/09 10:08 AM (4 years, 7 days ago) |
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lies
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Anonymous #5
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #17]
#10493301 - 06/12/09 11:18 AM (4 years, 7 days ago) |
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Anonymous #18
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10493588 - 06/12/09 12:33 PM (4 years, 7 days ago) |
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nice work, i guess the raging erection did work, i think u ow #2 a thank you. did she cum? did she get into the sex or just lie there? are you gonna fuck her again? will oga class ever be the same? details son details!
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Anonymous #19
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #5]
#10493597 - 06/12/09 12:36 PM (4 years, 7 days ago) |
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Anonymous #20
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #5]
#10493726 - 06/12/09 01:12 PM (4 years, 7 days ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #5 said:
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Anonymous #1
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #19]
#10493771 - 06/12/09 01:23 PM (4 years, 7 days ago) |
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Details, Details.
Well, I was stoked all day looking forward to this 'date'. I didn't have an apetite, and couldn't even think about food. I was somewhat nervous before I headed out. I rubbed one out in the shower then rubbed one out when I was getting dressed. The idea of nailing this chic was a turn on and I didn't want it to last 8 seconds.
I show up at her place at 8:00pm, and found her apt. and rang the door bell, No answer. I waited, waited, no answer. I felt a sinking feeling in my stomach thinking that she was on the other side of the door 'freaking out' again. So, I took a deep breath and slowly turned around to walk away, and she's walking up the sidewalk still in her yoga gear, looking a bit suprised to see me.
She said "Wow, you're on time. Sorry I'm running late, my yoga classes all went over today by a few minutes."
I said that's fine, and offered to go hang out somewhere while she showered. She said, "I wont be that long, I'll get cleaned up then we can go somewhere together to get some snacks because I'm completely out of food."
So, I come inside and sit on her couch while she gets in the shower. I mill around her living room checking out all her pictures with 'strange' people. Some hippies, old dudes in speedos with long hair. I presume mostly yogis and such. This girl certainly does not have good tastes in decor. It seems she just has what she needs to get by. I was really suprised since I see her drive away from the yoga studio in a Benz.
I hear the shower water turn off and the shower door opens and I'm thining I will be getting a peep of that sexy body, but she's wrapped in the biggest god damned towl I have ever see. From under her armpits down to her ankles. She walks into the bedroom, I hear a hair dryer come on, and I resume my pilfering. I was looking for that tale tale original sin sign that this girl is a freak, but the most off kilter thing that I found was Ann Rice's Vampire Chronicles in her book shelf. The rest was cutsie how to be a kid kinda books, and loving yourself books, etc.
The door quickly opens when I'm standing at her bookshelf gazing at her books, and she says "You can put on a DVD while I'm getting ready, they are in the bottom drawer under the TV"
I open up the drawer, and look through her DVD's. Bingo, All romatic comedies and shit. So, this girl idealizes the total romatic shit. There were some John Cusack films, Brave heart, other shit I had seen.
Thinking I could score some points, I pick out Prelude to a Kiss. I had seen it when I was a kid and fell in love with the idea of romance, etc.
Anyway, So, It's on, she comes out dressed and comments that its one of her favorite movies. I deny knowing anything about it. I stand up and walk over to her and she's standing there with this unsure look in her eyes, and she smells so sweet, if I had to guess, I would say like that perfume Sunflowers. The closer I got, the harder my heart started to beat. She was wearing once again, yoga pants, but these were loose, thin white yoga pants. I couldn't make out a panty line, so I was beginning to think there were no panties under there. She had on some, sporty looking yoga shirt that really made her boobs noticeable and some froo froo hippy jewelry.
I said "You look nice" and wrapped my arms around her and gave her a hug, and she sighed and said. "I've been looking forward to this all day"
and I said "So have I".
We then decided to go grab some munchies........
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Anonymous #21
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10494002 - 06/12/09 02:26 PM (4 years, 7 days ago) |
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A+ in creative writing, OP.
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Anonymous #22
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 Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10494013 - 06/12/09 02:29 PM (4 years, 7 days ago) |
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you fail at trolling
stfu and gtfo
 
pussy faggot
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Anonymous #6
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10494218 - 06/12/09 03:22 PM (4 years, 7 days ago) |
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No jodas wey, le metistes el dedo?
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Anonymous #1
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #21]
#10494682 - 06/12/09 04:47 PM (4 years, 7 days ago) |
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We take my car. I offer to drive. And on the way to her favorite shopping spot we talked a bit. I got her to talking about herself and where she was from, and it really helped with the nervous tension. I picked at her about her valley girl accent a bit, and I got a few light hearted slaps on my arm....
We end up at this little health food store and we get some whole grain crackers and humus and some other snacks and a bottle of wine. She has good tastes in food, we agreed on just about everything. She likes white ziffendale more than pino grigio. I could care less, but I think White ziff is more of a girly wine. But I'll drink it, so we agreed on that.
When we were at the checkout counter and she pointed out some santa cruz organic chocolate syrup. It was in a tiny bottle.
I grabbed it and threw it on the counter with the rest of the stuff.
She says "I don't have any ice cream at home, what are you planning on eating that on?"
I leaned over and whispered in her ear "Hopefully you."
She laughed out loud and hit me at the same time on my arm and said "You're horrible...."
At this point, I was pretty sure I was in.
The drive home was kind of awkward. I had made it awkward again by the chocolate syrup comment. She seemed kind of nervous, and I couldn't allow her to feel all nervous. Especially if she was a virgin...
So, I made light hearted conversation and I think she could tell what I was doing. Just talking to be talking, and trying to get her to talk.
She said "You can try all you want mister, but I'm not going to forget that little comment"...
I laughed then she laughed a bit.
I said "What? I thought you would make a great dessert, you look soooo sweet and tastey"
"Tasty?" she said. "What is that supposed to mean?"
At that specific moment, we were stopped at an intersection at a redlight. I looked her in the eyes, put my right hand on the side of her kneck with my thumb gently caressing her ear and leaned close to her and kissed her lips very gently.
"It means, I love the way you taste. "
She still let me move in and kiss her, so I knew it was all good. She still didnt speak much on the way back to her apartment.
We got back to her place and took our munchies in and once we were there, she seemed to relax back into herself a little more.
I helped her prepare snacks while I got her to talk more about her yoga and college experiences and things. I opened a bottle of wine and poured each of us a glass. We sat on the couch together with wine and a plate of crackers ,cheeses and humus and continued to discuss her life....
Then she says "Tell me about you. I hardly know anything about you. "
I said "Me? Well, I'm complicated."
She laughed and said "Men aren't complicated"
And I said "Yeah, I used to think the same thing about women"
We talked about me a bit, and why I started doing yoga, and my hobbies and such, then I asked her....
"So tell me how such a beautiful yoga instructor thats also a college graduate is still a virgin?"
She had this look in her eyes for a moment like, she was hoping the question would dissappear from my conciousness if she continued to pause...
She took a deep breath, then sighed.... And began to explain the whole situation to me...
It was long and in depth and she got teary eyed a couple of times, but it eluded to being a little late in developing, and then she was in the midst of trying to get a college scholarship because her parents were poor and couldnt help with college. So she was super busy and super nerdy in high school.
Then when she was in college, she had a guy ask her out, and it turned out to be a cruel prank. Apparently, guys were betting money on who could bang the ugliest chic on campus. When she found out about it, she was crushed, because she really liked this guy a lot, and after that, she really didn't trust men. She said that she did start dating toward the end of her college years, but after she dated a guy for a few months, she found out he was married.
So, now she rarely has time to meet people, and most of the guys she knows is thru her yoga classes and she has a no-date policy for her yoga students.
I said. "So, why are you bending the rules for me?"
She said "I dont really know. When I look into your eyes, I feel like I've known you forever. And when I'm near you, my heart starts to beat so fast and hard and my voice gets shakey, and no one has ever made me feel that way before. I just feel this amazing vibe from you and I don't want to pass up a chance at getting to know a great guy. Even if it means I'm scared, which I really am..."
So, by this time, I'm like "wow, I can't believe this chic actually digs me like this... "
I reassure her, admitting that I very much am attracted to her, but my sexual inuendos are nothing more than my crude humor and that I'm in no rush to get in bed with her.
As soon as I Get these words out of my mouth she sits her wine glass down and throws her arms around me and starts tongue kissing my mouth like all crazy. It was like the whole frenzy thing again. I'm like "Whoa, this girl really is attracted to me"
She's kissing and moaning, and carressing...
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Anonymous #10
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10494689 - 06/12/09 04:49 PM (4 years, 7 days ago) |
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OP, just how fucking bored are you to put us all through this BS?
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Anonymous #22
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10494691 - 06/12/09 04:49 PM (4 years, 7 days ago) |
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wow you're a loser
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Anonymous #23
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #22]
#10494856 - 06/12/09 05:17 PM (4 years, 7 days ago) |
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Anonymous #24
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #22]
#10494892 - 06/12/09 05:25 PM (4 years, 7 days ago) |
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I'm waiting for the bel air or scat porn
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Anonymous #13
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #24]
#10496015 - 06/12/09 09:58 PM (4 years, 7 days ago) |
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I hope this has some kind of awesome unexpected twist with like a spy or something!
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Anonymous #25
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #13]
#10497370 - 06/13/09 02:10 AM (4 years, 7 days ago) |
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Quote:
when she was in college, she had a guy ask her out, and it turned out to be a cruel prank. Apparently, guys were betting money on who could bang the ugliest chic on campus. When she found out about it, she was crushed
wow. never heard of that plot before. 
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Anonymous #16
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #25]
#10497713 - 06/13/09 03:24 AM (4 years, 7 days ago) |
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This is maybe the lamest thread ever. And that's saying something.
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Anonymous #26
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #16]
#10497896 - 06/13/09 04:12 AM (4 years, 7 days ago) |
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EPIC 
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Anonymous #22
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #26]
#10498228 - 06/13/09 05:54 AM (4 years, 6 days ago) |
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it's threads like these where i wish i could see who the OP was
faggot
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Anonymous #21
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #22]
#10498699 - 06/13/09 10:21 AM (4 years, 6 days ago) |
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k, does anyone else have a nice story to tell?
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Anonymous #22
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #21]
#10498705 - 06/13/09 10:24 AM (4 years, 6 days ago) |
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this one time, at band camp
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Anonymous #27
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #22]
#10500048 - 06/13/09 04:42 PM (4 years, 6 days ago) |
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So much virgin fail in this thread hurr.
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Anonymous #28
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #27]
#10500166 - 06/13/09 05:10 PM (4 years, 6 days ago) |
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Vestido pregunta mas
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Anonymous #12
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10501211 - 06/13/09 09:35 PM (4 years, 6 days ago) |
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Don't stop now, you're just getting to the good part.
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Anonymous #5
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #12]
#10501309 - 06/13/09 10:01 PM (4 years, 6 days ago) |
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We might have to step in and complete the story ourselves. It'll be just as factual 
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Anonymous #29
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #5]
#10501327 - 06/13/09 10:06 PM (4 years, 6 days ago) |
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Digging your story OP .... keep it commin!
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Anonymous #23
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #29]
#10501698 - 06/13/09 11:34 PM (4 years, 6 days ago) |
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keep it cummmming 
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Anonymous #16
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #23]
#10501717 - 06/13/09 11:37 PM (4 years, 6 days ago) |
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This is embarrassing.
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Anonymous #27
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #16]
#10503919 - 06/14/09 12:28 PM (4 years, 5 days ago) |
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lol you guys were trolled.
give it a rest now, so it doesnt turn out like "5am and my fake gf was fucking some made up dude" again.
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Anonymous #30
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #5]
#10503926 - 06/14/09 12:30 PM (4 years, 5 days ago) |
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lmao, too soon OP.
FAIL.
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Anonymous #31
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10507237 - 06/14/09 11:47 PM (4 years, 5 days ago) |
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genius.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #21]
#10511964 - 06/15/09 06:42 PM (4 years, 4 days ago) |
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As she continues to slither into my lap as I'm kissing her, I become dizzy by the smell of her perfume and the taste of sweet wine on her lips. I place my hand on the back of her neck and caress her hair. She's totally enjoying making out with me, and I'm literally high from her femenine prowess.
I slide my hand down her back and reach for that plump booty and give it a little squeeze. She sighs and moans her feelings of excitement into my lips and I continue to rub on her juicy little rump as I begin to feel something stirring in my pants.
I move my hand towards the small of her back and a apply a bit of massaging pressure with my thumb and index finger and she sighs again and melts into my lap with her head resting on my thigh. I can feel her hot heavy yoga conditioned breath breathing onto the bulge in my pants and it makes me feel as if this is my first time all over again. I could tell by the rise and fall of her body that she was breathing in the moment to every aspect of her body as I was rubbing and caressing the soft, tan, perfectness of the small of her back.
I slid myself out from under her head lying in my lap, and onto the floor by the couch and leaned over and kissed her on the back right above the wasit line of her little dainty white yoga pants and lifted up her shirt and began kissing my way up her back. She sighed and softly said ohhhh... kama... kama... it was so freaking hot to hear her saying such words while under my spell.
While she was still lying face down on the couch, I slowly grabbed the waistline of her sheer little white pants and slid then down a few inches and started kissing her taunt little ass, she started breathing heavier and heavier then she raised her head up on the couch and started laughing hysterically. I started laughing too, because I immediatley knew that she was ticklish. She looked at me down on the the floor still laughing, and slid off the couch with all her body landing on top of me forcing me to the floor. She was above me, looking at me smiling, with her big curly jet black locks hanging down beside her soft cheeks accompannying her beautiful smile and she said.
"You make me feel sooo good about myself"
I said "You should always feel good about yourself, you're wonderful"
She said, "no, it's more than that, I'm having a hard time resisting you"
I said "Why would you want to resist me?"
She said "I don't know, I just feel like things are going to move pretty fast if I don't resist you."
I said "You have nothing to fear. I would wait forever for you if I had to."
She laughed and brushed the hair out of her face and said "But I don't think I can wait forever for you."
I insisted that we take things to the bedroom where we could get more comfortable. And like everything I say, She laughed at it, and said
"Wow, you're a little bold aren't you?"
I replied. "I just want you to relax so I can show you how good I can make you feel. We don't have to do anything you're not comfortable with, but right now I want to kiss every square inch of your body"
She continued to lay there, above me, looking down at me, with her mouth open wide like she could not believe what she had just heard.
She paused for a few moments, then laughed aloud and said "Ok." then laughed again. I was so perplexed at her innocence about everything.
We walked into her bedroom, and the scene was perfect, the light coming in the windows from the setting sun was just enough provide an ambiance and her bedroom was so peaceful and clean and well decorated.
When I walked in behind her, she said "I can't believe I'm doing this."
I replied, "Neither can I. I've fantisized about this since the moment I met you"
She sat down on the edge of her bed with her hands resting beside her thighs and I neeled on the floor in front of her and cupped the heel of her right foot in my hand and kissed the top of her foot and as soon as my toungue touched her ankle, she said "Oh, Wow!" and then laughed... Then abruptly stopped, and said "oooh... Do that some more..." and then laughed again...
I was beginning to wonder if this girl would laugh all the way through an orgasm...
I kissed both of her feet and worked my way up her legs.
I took off my shirt and tossed it aside and stood up and put my left arm under her knees, and my right arm behind her back and picked her up and threw her into the middle of the bed, straddled her and started kissing her before she could even object.
I lifted up her shirt and kissed her flat, tight little belly and worked my way down to her hips and ensured I did not miss one square inch of her golden brown flesh.
I grabbed the waistline of her pants and worked them down as I began kissing towards her little protruding pleasure mound, and kissed her pussy thru her pants.
So far so, good with no objections, I pulled her pants down past her waste and did the smell check (habbit). I was sooo inebriated by how good this girl smelled, I wasnt sure if it was my imagination, or if she truly smelled like jasmine down there. I breathed a long slow steady hot breath onto her neatly shaved pussy and she was wiggling and moaning with delight. I gently kissed her clit, and she grabbed a fistfull of my hair while she was moaning... Oh! Oh!...
I continued to kiss it for a moment while she was in ecstatic bliss. I stuck my tongue out as far as I could, and I do have a long tonge, and touched the tip of it to her sweet wet hole and the top of my tongue landed on her clit and I slowly licked from bottom to top and she started to shake a little a moan.. and she said
"Oh my God! I just came!" ..
So, I moved down her legs to give her swollen clit some time to cool off and I licked the insides of her thights, and every where I kissed her, she giggle a little bit while she petted my head. I kissed her knees and worked my way back up...
I said "Would you like another orgasm my dear lady?"
She replied, "You can try, but I usually have to wait a long time...."
I looked at her slighly perplexed, and said "When you masturbate?"
She put her hand over her mouth and rolled to the side laughing her ass off...
She said "I cannot BELIEVE that I let that slip"
I laughed and assured her it was nothing but a turn on...
So, I went down on her again. She came within about two minutes of a good clit tongue lashing...
This time when she came, I didn't stop pleasuring her, I slipped my middle finger into her tight little vagina while I nibbled on her labia and she came again, and again.....
I returned my focus to her clit and licked it lightly, by flicking my tongue like huming bird wings across her little pink virgin twat and worked her g-spot at the same time. She came, and came, and came again, and her body was convulsing. I reached one hand up and put it on her tit while her shirt was still on and she latched onto my wrist and squeezed me so hard she broke the skin with her nails in a couple of places....
I realized after her last orgasm that it was taking some effort for her to come, so I stopped and moved up and kissed her on her mouth.
She couldn't stop moanin while she was kissing me. I stopped for a moment to gaze into her eyes, and she had tears running down her cheeks while she was smiling. I've seen this look before, I felt a little spooked by it, but realized this was what I wanted, so I put the issue to rest in my mind.
Knowing that she was probably sexually spent, I asked her if she wanted to watch a movie... She smiled and said sure.... This is when I was certain that she wasn't experienced in the bedroom. I had a hardon in my pants stiff enough to drive nails and she didn't even realize it's just good bedside manners to get a man off in that kind of situation. When she turned around to put her pants back on, I gave my hard on a good thump to make the swelling subside.
We sat down on the couch and proceeded to start the movie, Zorba the Greek, and she curled up next to me and could not have possibly got any closer. We didn't talk much for a while. I was certain that her mind was racing and there was a lot she was chewing on...
There was no more impromptu laughing and for a moment, I was wondering if I had made a mistake. The movie drug on for a few minutes... We're sitting there in silence. Then she sits up and looks at me with a half serious smile on her face and playfully slaps me on the arm and says...
"You're nasty!" then laughs whole heartedly... I smiled, feeling reassured that licking her pussy wasn't going to be the end of the world. She took a sip of her wine, then curled up under my arm again.
Her hand was resting on my leg, and she slowly slid her hand up my inner thigh.... I could tell she was searching for it... It was on the other side of my pants at that moment and I was wondering...
Will she find it? or just think I have a microscopic cock....
So I waited it out. I didn't want to seem to eager.
Her hand made its way to the otherside of my pants and when her palm landed on my already throbbing cock. She stopped and left her hand there...
She said "Wow. I can feel your pulse.. in your.. thing"
I lol'ed and said "thing?" You mean my dick?"
She said "is that what you call it?"
I laughed a bit more because it was just too cute....
I said "Do you know what to do with that sweetie?"
She replied "No... But you can teach me....."
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Anonymous #23
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #5]
#10511991 - 06/15/09 06:48 PM (4 years, 4 days ago) |
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Anonymous #22
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10512337 - 06/15/09 08:00 PM (4 years, 4 days ago) |
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i can't believe you just sat there and typed all that bullshit up
what's your name OP?
you're fucking pathetic
faggot
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Anonymous #1
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #22]
#10512352 - 06/15/09 08:04 PM (4 years, 4 days ago) |
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You probably read every sentence and ....
So, who's pathetic now?
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Anonymous #22
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10512356 - 06/15/09 08:05 PM (4 years, 4 days ago) |
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to be completely honest i read about 2 lines of that wall of shit
/fail
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Anonymous #18
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10512799 - 06/15/09 09:21 PM (4 years, 4 days ago) |
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Its a nice story. her pussy smelling like jasmine made me lol. There one main problem with your story. The whole virgin thing, not happening, not in this century. female virgins over 21 do not happen. its a myth.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #18]
#10514427 - 06/16/09 01:37 AM (4 years, 4 days ago) |
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Yeah, you're all right. I didn't hit it, but for real, next time, Im gonna do wayyy more than just lick her pussy. I'm gonna get off in da middle of that shit quick.
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Anonymous #10
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10514533 - 06/16/09 01:56 AM (4 years, 4 days ago) |
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I've been talking shit the whole time, but #1, this thread is fucking hilarious. I just want to let you know that you have way too much time on your hands.
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