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Anonymous #18
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 Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true  [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10493588 - 06/12/09 12:33 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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nice work, i guess the raging erection did work, i think u ow #2 a thank you. did she cum? did she get into the sex or just lie there? are you gonna fuck her again? will oga class ever be the same? details son details!
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Anonymous #19
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #5]
#10493597 - 06/12/09 12:36 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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Anonymous #20
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #5]
#10493726 - 06/12/09 01:12 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #5 said:
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Anonymous #1
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #19]
#10493771 - 06/12/09 01:23 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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Details, Details.
Well, I was stoked all day looking forward to this 'date'. I didn't have an apetite, and couldn't even think about food. I was somewhat nervous before I headed out. I rubbed one out in the shower then rubbed one out when I was getting dressed. The idea of nailing this chic was a turn on and I didn't want it to last 8 seconds.
I show up at her place at 8:00pm, and found her apt. and rang the door bell, No answer. I waited, waited, no answer. I felt a sinking feeling in my stomach thinking that she was on the other side of the door 'freaking out' again. So, I took a deep breath and slowly turned around to walk away, and she's walking up the sidewalk still in her yoga gear, looking a bit suprised to see me.
She said "Wow, you're on time. Sorry I'm running late, my yoga classes all went over today by a few minutes."
I said that's fine, and offered to go hang out somewhere while she showered. She said, "I wont be that long, I'll get cleaned up then we can go somewhere together to get some snacks because I'm completely out of food."
So, I come inside and sit on her couch while she gets in the shower. I mill around her living room checking out all her pictures with 'strange' people. Some hippies, old dudes in speedos with long hair. I presume mostly yogis and such. This girl certainly does not have good tastes in decor. It seems she just has what she needs to get by. I was really suprised since I see her drive away from the yoga studio in a Benz.
I hear the shower water turn off and the shower door opens and I'm thining I will be getting a peep of that sexy body, but she's wrapped in the biggest god damned towl I have ever see. From under her armpits down to her ankles. She walks into the bedroom, I hear a hair dryer come on, and I resume my pilfering. I was looking for that tale tale original sin sign that this girl is a freak, but the most off kilter thing that I found was Ann Rice's Vampire Chronicles in her book shelf. The rest was cutsie how to be a kid kinda books, and loving yourself books, etc.
The door quickly opens when I'm standing at her bookshelf gazing at her books, and she says "You can put on a DVD while I'm getting ready, they are in the bottom drawer under the TV"
I open up the drawer, and look through her DVD's. Bingo, All romatic comedies and shit. So, this girl idealizes the total romatic shit. There were some John Cusack films, Brave heart, other shit I had seen.
Thinking I could score some points, I pick out Prelude to a Kiss. I had seen it when I was a kid and fell in love with the idea of romance, etc.
Anyway, So, It's on, she comes out dressed and comments that its one of her favorite movies. I deny knowing anything about it. I stand up and walk over to her and she's standing there with this unsure look in her eyes, and she smells so sweet, if I had to guess, I would say like that perfume Sunflowers. The closer I got, the harder my heart started to beat. She was wearing once again, yoga pants, but these were loose, thin white yoga pants. I couldn't make out a panty line, so I was beginning to think there were no panties under there. She had on some, sporty looking yoga shirt that really made her boobs noticeable and some froo froo hippy jewelry.
I said "You look nice" and wrapped my arms around her and gave her a hug, and she sighed and said. "I've been looking forward to this all day"
and I said "So have I".
We then decided to go grab some munchies........
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Anonymous #21
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10494002 - 06/12/09 02:26 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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A+ in creative writing, OP.
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Anonymous #22
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 Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10494013 - 06/12/09 02:29 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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you fail at trolling
stfu and gtfo
 
pussy faggot
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Anonymous #6
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10494218 - 06/12/09 03:22 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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No jodas wey, le metistes el dedo?
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Anonymous #1
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #21]
#10494682 - 06/12/09 04:47 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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We take my car. I offer to drive. And on the way to her favorite shopping spot we talked a bit. I got her to talking about herself and where she was from, and it really helped with the nervous tension. I picked at her about her valley girl accent a bit, and I got a few light hearted slaps on my arm....
We end up at this little health food store and we get some whole grain crackers and humus and some other snacks and a bottle of wine. She has good tastes in food, we agreed on just about everything. She likes white ziffendale more than pino grigio. I could care less, but I think White ziff is more of a girly wine. But I'll drink it, so we agreed on that.
When we were at the checkout counter and she pointed out some santa cruz organic chocolate syrup. It was in a tiny bottle.
I grabbed it and threw it on the counter with the rest of the stuff.
She says "I don't have any ice cream at home, what are you planning on eating that on?"
I leaned over and whispered in her ear "Hopefully you."
She laughed out loud and hit me at the same time on my arm and said "You're horrible...."
At this point, I was pretty sure I was in.
The drive home was kind of awkward. I had made it awkward again by the chocolate syrup comment. She seemed kind of nervous, and I couldn't allow her to feel all nervous. Especially if she was a virgin...
So, I made light hearted conversation and I think she could tell what I was doing. Just talking to be talking, and trying to get her to talk.
She said "You can try all you want mister, but I'm not going to forget that little comment"...
I laughed then she laughed a bit.
I said "What? I thought you would make a great dessert, you look soooo sweet and tastey"
"Tasty?" she said. "What is that supposed to mean?"
At that specific moment, we were stopped at an intersection at a redlight. I looked her in the eyes, put my right hand on the side of her kneck with my thumb gently caressing her ear and leaned close to her and kissed her lips very gently.
"It means, I love the way you taste. "
She still let me move in and kiss her, so I knew it was all good. She still didnt speak much on the way back to her apartment.
We got back to her place and took our munchies in and once we were there, she seemed to relax back into herself a little more.
I helped her prepare snacks while I got her to talk more about her yoga and college experiences and things. I opened a bottle of wine and poured each of us a glass. We sat on the couch together with wine and a plate of crackers ,cheeses and humus and continued to discuss her life....
Then she says "Tell me about you. I hardly know anything about you. "
I said "Me? Well, I'm complicated."
She laughed and said "Men aren't complicated"
And I said "Yeah, I used to think the same thing about women"
We talked about me a bit, and why I started doing yoga, and my hobbies and such, then I asked her....
"So tell me how such a beautiful yoga instructor thats also a college graduate is still a virgin?"
She had this look in her eyes for a moment like, she was hoping the question would dissappear from my conciousness if she continued to pause...
She took a deep breath, then sighed.... And began to explain the whole situation to me...
It was long and in depth and she got teary eyed a couple of times, but it eluded to being a little late in developing, and then she was in the midst of trying to get a college scholarship because her parents were poor and couldnt help with college. So she was super busy and super nerdy in high school.
Then when she was in college, she had a guy ask her out, and it turned out to be a cruel prank. Apparently, guys were betting money on who could bang the ugliest chic on campus. When she found out about it, she was crushed, because she really liked this guy a lot, and after that, she really didn't trust men. She said that she did start dating toward the end of her college years, but after she dated a guy for a few months, she found out he was married.
So, now she rarely has time to meet people, and most of the guys she knows is thru her yoga classes and she has a no-date policy for her yoga students.
I said. "So, why are you bending the rules for me?"
She said "I dont really know. When I look into your eyes, I feel like I've known you forever. And when I'm near you, my heart starts to beat so fast and hard and my voice gets shakey, and no one has ever made me feel that way before. I just feel this amazing vibe from you and I don't want to pass up a chance at getting to know a great guy. Even if it means I'm scared, which I really am..."
So, by this time, I'm like "wow, I can't believe this chic actually digs me like this... "
I reassure her, admitting that I very much am attracted to her, but my sexual inuendos are nothing more than my crude humor and that I'm in no rush to get in bed with her.
As soon as I Get these words out of my mouth she sits her wine glass down and throws her arms around me and starts tongue kissing my mouth like all crazy. It was like the whole frenzy thing again. I'm like "Whoa, this girl really is attracted to me"
She's kissing and moaning, and carressing...
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Anonymous #10
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10494689 - 06/12/09 04:49 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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OP, just how fucking bored are you to put us all through this BS?
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Anonymous #22
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10494691 - 06/12/09 04:49 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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wow you're a loser
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Anonymous #23
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #22]
#10494856 - 06/12/09 05:17 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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Anonymous #24
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #22]
#10494892 - 06/12/09 05:25 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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I'm waiting for the bel air or scat porn
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Anonymous #13
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #24]
#10496015 - 06/12/09 09:58 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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I hope this has some kind of awesome unexpected twist with like a spy or something!
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Anonymous #25
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #13]
#10497370 - 06/13/09 02:10 AM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
when she was in college, she had a guy ask her out, and it turned out to be a cruel prank. Apparently, guys were betting money on who could bang the ugliest chic on campus. When she found out about it, she was crushed
wow. never heard of that plot before. 
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Anonymous #16
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #25]
#10497713 - 06/13/09 03:24 AM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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This is maybe the lamest thread ever. And that's saying something.
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Anonymous #26
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #16]
#10497896 - 06/13/09 04:12 AM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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EPIC 
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Anonymous #22
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #26]
#10498228 - 06/13/09 05:54 AM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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it's threads like these where i wish i could see who the OP was
faggot
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Anonymous #21
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #22]
#10498699 - 06/13/09 10:21 AM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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k, does anyone else have a nice story to tell?
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Anonymous #22
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #21]
#10498705 - 06/13/09 10:24 AM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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this one time, at band camp
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Anonymous #27
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Re: My yoga instructor fantasy may come true [Re: Anonymous #22]
#10500048 - 06/13/09 04:42 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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So much virgin fail in this thread hurr.
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