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Anonymous #14
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 Re: You're married. Is an elderly blowjob cheating?  [Re: Anonymous #8]
#10295857 - 05/06/09 10:57 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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either his wife is not that attractive or he has a personality disorder and didnt think it through
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Anonymous #7
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Re: You're married. Is an elderly blowjob cheating? [Re: Anonymous #14]
#10296019 - 05/06/09 11:52 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Has anyone here ever had an orgasm they didn't enjoy?
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Anonymous #10
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Re: You're married. Is an elderly blowjob cheating? [Re: Anonymous #8]
#10296737 - 05/06/09 02:24 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yeah, that's truly pathetic. Truly.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: You're married. Is an elderly blowjob cheating? [Re: Anonymous #14]
#10296773 - 05/06/09 02:33 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #14 said:
either his wife is not that attractive or he has a personality disorder and didnt think it through
You may be onto something. Because I have no idea why I followed through with it. I dissociated myself to the extent that I barely remember anything about it, and it happened this week. It def. made me cuddle with the wife when I got home. I was so happy that she wasn;t the ol' cubby daffney I just got done skull fukkin.
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Anonymous #15
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Re: You're married. Is an elderly blowjob cheating? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10296791 - 05/06/09 02:37 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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you're sick
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Anonymous #1
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Re: You're married. Is an elderly blowjob cheating? [Re: Anonymous #15]
#10296799 - 05/06/09 02:39 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #15 said:
you're sick
I won't deny that, care to add anything helpful?
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Anonymous #15
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Re: You're married. Is an elderly blowjob cheating? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10296867 - 05/06/09 02:55 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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why would i help you
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Anonymous #1
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Re: You're married. Is an elderly blowjob cheating? [Re: Anonymous #15]
#10296922 - 05/06/09 03:11 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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A simple yes/no would suffice.
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Anonymous #7
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Re: You're married. Is an elderly blowjob cheating? [Re: Anonymous #15]
#10297089 - 05/06/09 04:02 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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He seems reasonable. Fucked up people on the other hand, don't admit they are fucked up. They are too busy passing judgment.
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Anonymous #16
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Re: You're married. Is an elderly blowjob cheating? [Re: Anonymous #7]
#10297172 - 05/06/09 04:23 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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If you wouldn't consider it cheating for your wife to blow a senior citizen then you shouldn't consider it cheating that one gave your knob a slob. 
BTW, how did this happen? Did she just offer a bj, did she grab your cock without warning and start going to town or what? Give some more details.
Edited by Anonymous (05/06/09 04:24 PM)
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Anonymous #1
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Re: You're married. Is an elderly blowjob cheating? [Re: Anonymous #16]
#10297251 - 05/06/09 04:41 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Her PC Was in her BR because her Central Air was not working and her bedroom had window unit. I fixed an outlook issue by creating a new profile and bam, it worked.
I asked her to look to see if she could reproduce the same results, the clicked here and there, sent a couple of emails, then said "Great Work! You get a blowjob!"
I thought she said blowpop, like one of those suckers, and I said "GREAT!"
And kept talking about her problem, and what caused it. While I was babbling tech speak, she stepped up to me and undid my belt without saying a word and unzipped my pants like she was a professional trouser removal specialist, and before I could mutter..Ummmm.... She said "Have a seat and just relax" as she kneeled down in front of me.
She pulled my boxers down and said "ahhh.... There's that bad boy" and my dick was in her mouth....
It was evident that she got off on sucking dick because while she was blowing me, she slipped off her yoga pants and started pleasuring herself while she was doing it, but her old woman moans were just creepy as fuck. I didn't want to make any fuss about it, so I figured I would just nut and be gone, but it was hardly a turn on. So, I'm waiting like forever to get completely stiff so I can nut, but it was just a semi. I closed my eyes and visualized the freakiest porn I have ever seen, then I grew to my full length and she started deep throating it. Like, her throat hole was really tight around my dick and I was thinking "Whoa, she's got my whole dick in there" ... Then she start making these gagging sounds, but she didn't let up. I was kind of amazed at her abilities, but it was kinda gross. I couldnt focus on my orgasm and I was afraid that if I didnt cum, she would wanna fuck. So, I said, Why don't you lay on the bed. So, she did and I got on my knees in front of her face and pumped away with my eyes closed visualizing it was my wife mouth I was fucking and I finnally started to cum, and I pulled out and busted one on her kneck and some got on this little bed pillow with a cherub on it, and man did it seem like fucked up foreshadowing.
Anyway, I was glad I came and it felt ok until she started wiping my cum off her neck and licking it off her fingers. That was fucking gross. It was always hot in the porn, but seing a 50+ broad doing it irl was disgusting. I stepped into her bathroom and she said "there's wash cloths in the cupboard behind you"
So I grabbed one and she was watching me, and I said "You want me to close the door?" and she said no.
She diddled herself while she watched me wash my dick off.
I put my clothes on and she put on a robe and said thank you once again and I was out of there.
Interesting thing was, I really only felt guilty for about 5 minutes...
I know some people that live in her hood (gated community country club with a guard shack at entrance) and more than one person told me that she just barters with blowjobs like most of the middle aged divorcees that live around there.
So, there you go.
All the details.
Edited by Anonymous (05/06/09 04:44 PM)
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Anonymous #12
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Re: You're married. Is an elderly blowjob cheating? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10297439 - 05/06/09 05:22 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Fucking lol!
Thread delivers.
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Anonymous #15
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Re: You're married. Is an elderly blowjob cheating? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10297532 - 05/06/09 05:38 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #1 said:
A simple yes/no would suffice.
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Anonymous #12
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Re: You're married. Is an elderly blowjob cheating? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10297613 - 05/06/09 05:52 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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I don't think it's cheating. You didn't instigate it and you didn't enjoy it. I mean, being raped isn't cheating, unless you live in a muslim country.
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Anonymous #17
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Re: You're married. Is an elderly blowjob cheating? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10297913 - 05/06/09 06:40 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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get tested
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