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Anonymous #1
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 One up for the ladies 
#10225479 - 04/24/09 12:45 PM (4 years, 24 days ago) |
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So I was spooning with my man this morning completely naked, that's just how we fell asleep. His dick was resting between my ass cheeks, because thats what usually happens when youre spooning so yeah...
then I just rip a huge long fart right on his dick haha!! It was so funny I couldn't stop laughing, his dick somehow amplified the fart so it was louder
One up for the ladies
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Anonymous #2
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STFU, GTFO
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Anonymous #1
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jealous much?
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Anonymous #2
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yes, i am jealous i did not get my dick farted on
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Anonymous #3
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I can't remember if my girlfriend has ever farted in front of me.
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Anonymous #1
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I can't imagine holding in my farts because I'm ashamed, thats the worst
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Anonymous #4
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Was he awake?
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Anonymous #5
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Good one Anon #1. That's one up for us ladies!
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Anonymous #6
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one up for the ladies? lol..
that's disgusting. and it has nothing to do with you being a female. if anybody ever did that to me, i'd have to take shower right away... and i would never let you sleep next to me again unless you were wearing some sort of diaper that has a real tight suction seal to the ass and had HEPA filters integrated into them.
more like one up for the people with no respect and no control over their loose ass ass holes.
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Anonymous #7
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Anonymous #8
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as long as its not a queef. 
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Anonymous #9
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ide much prefer a queef over a crop dusting
if your the other way around have at it
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Anonymous #10
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Anon #1 has to be mushroomtrip. 
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Anonymous #11
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anon 1 is fuckin nasty... did u wake him up? was he awake? what did he dolol did he take it like a bitch!ahah
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Anonymous #12
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you're a liar cuz LADIES DON'T FART
you're either a dude or a nasty ho
you're lucky s1 likes you enough to hang out with you, sleep in the same bed, etc.
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Anonymous #13
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lmao
you chillins are so fucking uptight about farts. like your shit don't stink.
had a girl fart a bit once as i was shoving her legs back so i could eat her out..
alls I did was glare and ask if that was intentional, she said no so it was cool. it's only uncool if it's intentional, god knows i've accidentally farted while getting my dick sucked before.
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Anonymous #14
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nigga please eating farts like mccy Ds whats next a salad better go get your free toy and i aint talking bout the one you left in the ball pit heeeeyyyyy
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Anonymous #12
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Quote:
Anonymous #13 said:
it's only uncool if it's intentional
exactly. that is all.
Quote:
Anonymous #14 said:
nigga please eating farts like mccy Ds whats next a salad better go get your free toy and i aint talking bout the one you left in the ball pit heeeeyyyyy
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Anonymous #9
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Quote:
Anonymous #14 said:
nigga please eating farts like mccy Ds whats next a salad better go get your free toy and i aint talking bout the one you left in the ball pit heeeeyyyyy
lol i found a turd in the ballpit at a burger king once
and someone peed down the slide too
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Anonymous #14
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nasty
when did you eat a chocolate bar honey?
you know someone had to clean that shit up
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Anonymous #1
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What does farting have to do with self respect? I'm just not a fan of holding in my farts, why the fuck should I? It was fucking hysterical
I wish I knew you so I could fart in your face bitch you can breath that shit in and trip ballz, only 5 bucks a fart
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Anonymous #4
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You didn't answer this question that two of us have asked you: Was your partner awake?
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Anonymous #1
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Yes he was awake. He deserved it, we have a perpetual farting war. We don't deny our human nature, we learned to love our farts. We embrace our farts. We are one with our farts.
It's natural comedy
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Anonymous #4
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Do you guys swallow each others' farts?
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Anonymous #13
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they're farts. they're funny, not delicious. wtf is wrong with YOU?
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Anonymous #14
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this has got to be the gayest thread ever, figures it was started by a girl
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Anonymous #15
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Quote:
Anonymous #1 said:
Yes he was awake. He deserved it, we have a perpetual farting war. We don't deny our human nature, we learned to love our farts. We embrace our farts. We are one with our farts.
It's natural comedy
I have determined that the OP is in fact MT. 
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Anonymous #1
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Wrong!!
come on she wouldn't post this anonymously... I think
Not every girl on the shroomery reveals their gender...
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Anonymous #3
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Rofl, I keep coming back here and laughing at this thread.
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Anonymous #16
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Yup, OP is definitely MT!
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Anonymous #1
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Seriously, I'm not mushroom trip. No one would ever guess who this is because I don't let anyone know I'm a girl, I don't want to tits or gtfo so yeah
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Anonymous #3
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You can tell ME who you are, nobody knows me anyway 
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Anonymous #14
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you arent that dude who was hell bent on being a girl are you???
cuz then this would all just be discouraging
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