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 Ferris
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 I had a really bad day, so 
#9989456 - 03/17/09 05:42 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm hitting up Craigslist for some random sex with an uggo/fat chick.
Already getting a ton of responses.
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nw_shroomy
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Re: I had a really bad day, so [Re: Ferris]
#9989469 - 03/17/09 05:43 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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your kidding.
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Ferris
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Re: I had a really bad day, so [Re: nw_shroomy]
#9989475 - 03/17/09 05:44 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm totally not
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 DragonChaser
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Re: I had a really bad day, so [Re: Ferris]
#9989487 - 03/17/09 05:45 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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How exactly do you go about that?
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Ferris
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Re: I had a really bad day, so [Re: DragonChaser]
#9989499 - 03/17/09 05:47 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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If you're good looking, you put up an ad with a random pic of yourself and title it "Use me for my body"
Otherwise, you spam the listing of WfM Casual encounters, with the same message.
Either way, you take what you can get.
I have no money and it's cheapier and easier than the bar.
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nw_shroomy
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Re: I had a really bad day, so [Re: Ferris]
#9989511 - 03/17/09 05:48 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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I might try it..Im a Loser..lol
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Ferris
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Re: I had a really bad day, so [Re: nw_shroomy]
#9989525 - 03/17/09 05:50 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Just beware that this kind of response is par for the course:
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sorry to disappoint.
i'm actually a 23 y/o guy, normal acting/looking.
i am real. i'm only into straight guys.
just wanna give u head... more if u want.
me blowing u isn't gonna make u gay lol.
ur still gonna be attracted to chicks, i just wanna get u off.
no kissin, u need to don't touch me, we don't talk.. just wanna blow u.
u just sit, pull ur dick out, i suck on it, u cum, its over.
totally on the DL and totally NSA.
if ur down, let me know and i can send a pic.
if not, just take it as a compliment. peace.
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Re: I had a really bad day, so [Re: Ferris]
#9989551 - 03/17/09 05:52 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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 Did someone just send you that?
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tpihkal
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Re: I had a really bad day, so [Re: Ferris]
#9989553 - 03/17/09 05:53 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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You're gonna go for it aren't you? 
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supernovasky
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Re: I had a really bad day, so [Re: Ferris]
#9989554 - 03/17/09 05:53 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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LOL Ferris! Oh man, don't do it dude, there has got to be a better way than craigslist!
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DragonChaser
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Re: I had a really bad day, so [Re: Ferris]
#9989574 - 03/17/09 05:54 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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That message you got was super awesome, dude.
"Me blowing you isn't going to make you gay".
Wow. Awkward.
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echoesSG
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Re: I had a really bad day, so [Re: Ferris]
#9989577 - 03/17/09 05:55 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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never had the guts to try this... people keep telling me to try it out.
do you have success with it.. Id would totally bone a uggo right about now. as long as I never had to speak to her again. 
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Re: I had a really bad day, so [Re: echoesSG]
#9989598 - 03/17/09 05:57 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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haha craigslist.
"Yes I would like some sex please, with a side of Herpies"
"Is that all?"
"Better add a large order of AIDS!"
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Ferris
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Re: I had a really bad day, so [Re: echoesSG]
#9989602 - 03/17/09 05:57 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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supernovasky said:
LOL Ferris! Oh man, don't do it dude, there has got to be a better way than craigslist!
There's this 18yo high school girl I've been flirting with, but her parents picked up the phone when she was talking dirty and now she's grounded.
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echoesSG said:
never had the guts to try this... people keep telling me to try it out.
do you have success with it.. Id would totally bone a uggo right about now. as long as I never had to speak to her again.
Yeh, I've done it before.
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Re: I had a really bad day, so [Re: Ferris]
#9989615 - 03/17/09 05:58 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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It's actually kinda fun walking into a strangers house and then fucking the shit outta them. I wish I could do that with anyone I wanted
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Re: I had a really bad day, so [Re: echoesSG]
#9989626 - 03/17/09 05:59 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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 at the gay dudes response.
i don't even know what to think either way about the actual craigslist thing. i mean i don't care that you or other people do it, but i just... i dunno?  it just kinda deflates my brain a little bit when i try to form an opinion
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Re: I had a really bad day, so [Re: Ferris]
#9989643 - 03/17/09 06:01 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Ferris said:
It's actually kinda fun walking into a strangers house and then fucking the shit outta them. I wish I could do that with anyone I wanted
you can but it's sometimes nice to buy them a few drinks first
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Ferris
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Re: I had a really bad day, so [Re: Prisoner#1]
#9989668 - 03/17/09 06:03 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:
Ferris said:
It's actually kinda fun walking into a strangers house and then fucking the shit outta them. I wish I could do that with anyone I wanted
you can but it's sometimes nice to buy them a few drinks first
I already said I could afford beer 
But I do have the half a jug of whiskey that I didn't drink Saturday night if I need to sex myself up first.
The fatties usually cream at the sight of me
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Re: I had a really bad day, so [Re: Ferris]
#9989683 - 03/17/09 06:05 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Something about meeting people online or Craigslist seems really creepy and disturbing to me for some reason...
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I was desperate once and tried it out. I couldn't even get a decent bodied chick or a pretty faced girl. All the decent looking ones were spams for affiliate sites. I got a few bites but i couldn't imagine sticking it in someone who probably weighs more than i do.
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