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OfflineBrugman
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Re: girls putting things in your ass during sex? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #9989017 - 03/17/09 02:28 PM (15 years, 14 days ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
he gave the beads a
little pull, out the came and it fired me up like a chainsaw, I
came like a wild cat all over every one





It's ectoplasm! I'm telling you, it was a spooky ghost!

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OfflinePsy Baba
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Re: girls putting things in your ass during sex? [Re: Set]
    #9989042 - 03/17/09 02:32 PM (15 years, 14 days ago)

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Set said:
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Brugman said:
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elcharrosays said:
a girl trying to stick a vibrator up his ass and a few other slightly homoerotic things.. :shrug:




Is a girl sticking something up your ass homoerotic..? That doesn't make sense.



He was getting penetrated by a phallic object.

He is a man, being penetrated by an object representing a man's penis.  How is that not homoerotic?






I am with you on that.  Gay sex is having a dick in your ass.  Therefor I see very little difference in a plastic dick going in your ass for the same feeling.

I do not care if someone is, but a dildo in your ass is def gay.


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InvisibleSet
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Re: girls putting things in your ass during sex? [Re: Gr33nTree73]
    #9989043 - 03/17/09 02:32 PM (15 years, 14 days ago)

Thanks for straightening that up for us.


Pun possibly intended.


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InvisibleSwyfty Swyf
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Re: girls putting things in your ass during sex? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #9989044 - 03/17/09 02:32 PM (15 years, 14 days ago)

Oh my God!  You went straight to the doctor?

I would have eaten turnip greens to take a shit.

It works every time I need remove lost objects from my ass.

Hi Mom!  :hi:


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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Re: girls putting things in your ass during sex? [Re: elcharrosays]
    #9989062 - 03/17/09 02:34 PM (15 years, 14 days ago)

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elcharrosays said:
Wow Pris. Don't think I'm ever going to get a few of those images out of my head.





dude there was spooge everywhere it was like one of those
japanese porn movies where everyone is covered in the goo













































and completely fictitious

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Re: girls putting things in your ass during sex? [Re: Psy Baba]
    #9989065 - 03/17/09 02:35 PM (15 years, 14 days ago)

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DuNeRaVeR said:
Quote:

Set said:
Quote:

Brugman said:
Quote:

elcharrosays said:
a girl trying to stick a vibrator up his ass and a few other slightly homoerotic things.. :shrug:




Is a girl sticking something up your ass homoerotic..? That doesn't make sense.



He was getting penetrated by a phallic object.

He is a man, being penetrated by an object representing a man's penis.  How is that not homoerotic?






I am with you on that.  Gay sex is having a dick in your ass.  Therefor I see very little difference in a plastic dick going in your ass for the same feeling.

I do not care if someone is, but a dildo in your ass is def gay.



but having a dildo in your ass still doesn't mean you find men attractive so how is it gay :shrug:


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Re: girls putting things in your ass during sex? [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
    #9989080 - 03/17/09 02:37 PM (15 years, 14 days ago)

pris that was fucking hilarious.


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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Re: girls putting things in your ass during sex? [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
    #9989081 - 03/17/09 02:37 PM (15 years, 14 days ago)

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Swyfty Swyf said:
Oh my God!  You went straight to the doctor?

I would have eaten turnip greens to take a shit.

It works every time I need remove lost objects from my ass.

Hi Mom!  :hi:





so what the hell did you do with my watch after all those turnips

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Re: girls putting things in your ass during sex? [Re: Brugman]
    #9989084 - 03/17/09 02:37 PM (15 years, 14 days ago)

Quote:

Brugman said:
Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
he gave the beads a
little pull, out the came and it fired me up like a chainsaw, I
came like a wild cat all over every one





It's ectoplasm! I'm telling you, it was a spooky ghost!






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Re: girls putting things in your ass during sex? [Re: abetterlie]
    #9989087 - 03/17/09 02:38 PM (15 years, 14 days ago)

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abetterlie said:
pris that was fucking hilarious.





you should hear the one about camping trip with the ex

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OfflinePsy Baba
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Re: girls putting things in your ass during sex? [Re: Gr33nTree73]
    #9989094 - 03/17/09 02:38 PM (15 years, 14 days ago)

You are reproducing the feeling of a male sexual organ in your ass for pleasure.

  I think it is an extremely split subject, in which whatever ever side of the line you stand on you will not cross over.  So I do not mean to argue, and I think I will be done because it will do no good to continue.


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OfflineBrugman
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Re: girls putting things in your ass during sex? [Re: Gr33nTree73]
    #9989102 - 03/17/09 02:40 PM (15 years, 14 days ago)

Yeah. I don't really understand it, but whatever.

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OfflineDeadDog
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Re: girls putting things in your ass during sex? [Re: Gr33nTree73]
    #9989127 - 03/17/09 02:47 PM (15 years, 14 days ago)

i used to see a rich lass from wiltshire. she was a quarter jamaican and seriously fit, i mean reeeeeally fucking hot.

she asked me if i wanted to take her brown cherry, one condition she got to finger my arse. no fucking way jose my out hole is an out hole end of.

in the end i got her really drunk and fucked her in the arse, yay bombay sapphire (gin)!


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Re: girls putting things in your ass during sex? [Re: DeadDog]
    #9989313 - 03/17/09 03:21 PM (15 years, 14 days ago)

never had anything IN my ass.  I was however having a raunchy romp with my girlfriend in highschool one night after having a few drinks...anyways, i was laying on my side and she was sucking my dick and i was rubbing on her tits and face a little, next thing i know she lifts my balls and is licking my gooch/ass hole, it was very weird, and strangely, kinda nice...i didn't stop her or anything.  However, i have yet to have the balls to ask my wife to do the same, and not sure if i really want to again, there is some places i avoid going just for the chance that I may really like it...lol

peace

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Re: girls putting things in your ass during sex? [Re: supra]
    #9989644 - 03/17/09 04:01 PM (15 years, 14 days ago)

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supra said:
never had anything IN my ass.  I was however having a raunchy romp with my girlfriend in highschool one night after having a few drinks...anyways, i was laying on my side and she was sucking my dick and i was rubbing on her tits and face a little, next thing i know she lifts my balls and is licking my gooch/ass hole, it was very weird, and strangely, kinda nice...i didn't stop her or anything.  However, i have yet to have the balls to ask my wife to do the same, and not sure if i really want to again, there is some places i avoid going just for the chance that I may really like it...lol

peace




lol you had to have one point been like does she know she just licked my ass

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