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OfflineLearyfan
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My crazy, racist, homophobic cousin
    #9672446 - 01/24/09 08:13 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

Shroomism's thread about his step brother reminded me of my 18 year old cousin.  He's a racist, homophobic, redneck.  He came over to my Grandmother's recently wearing a full Nazi uniform.  I'm talking boots, pants, jacket, hat, tie and shirt, the whole deal.  He even had one of those air-soft rifle things as a gun.  He bought most of it on Ebay and according to him, it "wasn't cheap" because it's supposedly an official uniform.  Keep in mind that our Grandfather was held prisoner in WWII by the Nazis!!

He claims to have also sewed a KKK uniform.  Plus he's always talking about killing animals and people.  I know he says a lot of this shit just to get attention, but he's taking it to the next level with spending a lot of money on Nazi regalia and shit.  He's even joining the Marines because he wants so badly to kill someone. 
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Re: My crazy, racist, homophobic cousin [Re: Learyfan]
    #9672461 - 01/24/09 08:16 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

:nonono:

What makes the grass grow? BLOOD BLOOD


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Re: My crazy, racist, homophobic cousin [Re: Shroomism]
    #9672473 - 01/24/09 08:18 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

Alright I understand not beating up your 10 year old half brother but....

KICK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOUR FAGGOTY FUCKIN, CLOSET FAG COUSIN.

Sorry, but fuck him.


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Re: My crazy, racist, homophobic cousin [Re: Learyfan]
    #9672482 - 01/24/09 08:19 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

Sad, I have a weird cousin like that. Not into Nazi stuff, but his head isn't right. When I was smaller he was sneaking out of his house and a dog came barking and he went to the dog and broke his neck then laughed about it. I got to see the whole thing...... I don't know whats wrong with some people


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Re: My crazy, racist, homophobic cousin [Re: ben_dover0802]
    #9672498 - 01/24/09 08:22 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

My cousin stabbed someone in the neck with a broken bottle =/. He's currently in prison.


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Re: My crazy, racist, homophobic cousin [Re: Learyfan]
    #9672513 - 01/24/09 08:26 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

He's a nut. If he shows up like that again, you should take a picture of him. That way if he is serious about joining the Marines, you can show it to the recruiter he goes to so that they will know he's a nut case and won't let him join. The last thing the world needs is a wacko like that being trained to kill.

  Or if he shows up like that again, you could load him in the car and take him to a hardcore black neighborhood and kick him out in the middle of it. He might actually learn something!


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Re: My crazy, racist, homophobic cousin [Re: gandalf579]
    #9672542 - 01/24/09 08:31 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

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  Or if he shows up like that again, you could load him in the car and take him to a hardcore black neighborhood and kick him out in the middle of it. He might actually learn something!




Best solution yet.

Slip him a roofie and drop him off in the hood in his Nazi get-up.


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Re: My crazy, racist, homophobic cousin [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #9672547 - 01/24/09 08:32 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

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gandalf579 said:
  Or if he shows up like that again, you could load him in the car and take him to a hardcore black neighborhood and kick him out in the middle of it. He might actually learn something!




Best solution yet.

Slip him a roofie and drop him off in the hood in his Nazi get-up.




  EXACTLY!!!


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Re: My crazy, racist, homophobic cousin [Re: gandalf579]
    #9672571 - 01/24/09 08:40 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

Almost bought a WWII war trophy nazi luger once. Beautiful condition and had a swastika stamped on it too. Purty cool. That neo nazi faggotry is fucked though.


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Re: My crazy, racist, homophobic cousin [Re: Shroomism]
    #9672573 - 01/24/09 08:41 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

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:nonono:

What makes the grass grow? BLOOD BLOOD




It's funny that you say that.  When my cousin was young, he squished a bug or something and someone asked him why he did it.  He said "I like to watch their blood poor out".  We all thought that was really weird.







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Re: My crazy, racist, homophobic cousin [Re: Learyfan]
    #9672598 - 01/24/09 08:48 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

I used to smash lightning bugs and rub them on my hands to make them glow as a kid. Kids are cruel in their innocence. :shrug:


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Re: My crazy, racist, homophobic cousin [Re: gandalf579]
    #9672627 - 01/24/09 08:55 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

Nah, I'm not going to beat his ass or fuck with him.  The most I do is try and be a positive influence.  When he starts spouting off about niggers and faggots I just say "Live and let live".  But then of course he always counters with "Live and let die!"

Next time I hear him talking about wanting to kill someone, I'm going to tell him that he's going to kill someone and end up living in jail, in very close quarters with minorities.  Possible homosexual minorities.  I wonder if he's considered that.








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Re: My crazy, racist, homophobic cousin [Re: GoaM]
    #9672628 - 01/24/09 08:56 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: My crazy, racist, homophobic cousin [Re: Pigasus]
    #9672648 - 01/24/09 09:00 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

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lulz.


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Re: My crazy, racist, homophobic cousin [Re: GoaM]
    #9672672 - 01/24/09 09:05 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: My crazy, racist, homophobic cousin [Re: Learyfan]
    #9672708 - 01/24/09 09:12 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

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he's going to kill someone and end up living in jail, in very close quarters with minorities.  Possible homosexual minorities.  I wonder if he's considered that.




yeah like in the movie American History X


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Re: My crazy, racist, homophobic cousin [Re: AmericanPsycho]
    #9672722 - 01/24/09 09:15 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

Ha, exactly.  In fact maybe I should show him that movie.  Hmm......................









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Re: My crazy, racist, homophobic cousin [Re: AmericanPsycho]
    #9672724 - 01/24/09 09:16 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

then he's gonna see the error of his ways, and while he's in jail you'll turn nazi, and when he comes back he tries to keep you from becoming what he once was. then you'll get shot by a black kid.


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Re: My crazy, racist, homophobic cousin [Re: Pigasus]
    #9672749 - 01/24/09 09:20 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

Hmm, yeah maybe I shouldn't show him the movie.  I don't want that shit to all go down.  I don't want to get shot by anyone.









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