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Newbie
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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Geomancer] 1
#9605468 - 01/14/09 12:52 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Or pepper spray her tampons.
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sterilite
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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka]
#9605493 - 01/14/09 12:59 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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I am a girl and I think it's a brilliant idea. She deserves it.
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MyRedrum
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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Newbie] 1
#9605558 - 01/14/09 01:17 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
NewbieShroomie said: Or pepper spray her tampons.
...or itching powder.
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igwna
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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka]
#9605600 - 01/14/09 01:28 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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i've seen a lot of good responses.
whether you decide to shave her head or not, however, you do need to walk away.
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Edited by igwna (01/14/09 01:31 AM)
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IR0NHYM0N
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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Geomancer]
#9605602 - 01/14/09 01:29 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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pow right in the kisser
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chobumms
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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: IR0NHYM0N]
#9605611 - 01/14/09 01:32 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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No seriously after hearing how some woman put a gasoline soaked rag in her cheating guy friend,s gas tank hole and lit a burning trail of it up to the truck so that it exploded I have wanted to try it for realz, boss....
But don't video tape it!!! So incriminating.
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Phish_Dude
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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: chobumms]
#9605630 - 01/14/09 01:35 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Pics or gtfo...
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Newbie
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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Phish_Dude]
#9605634 - 01/14/09 01:36 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Phish_Dude said: Pics or gtfo...
Tits or it didn't happen!
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Phish_Dude
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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Newbie]
#9605642 - 01/14/09 01:37 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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chobumms
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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Newbie]
#9605655 - 01/14/09 01:41 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
NewbieShroomie said:
Quote:
Phish_Dude said: Pics or gtfo...
Tits or it didn't happen!
Yea, sexy time...
But really we need a pic. We won't flame!!!
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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: chobumms]
#9605662 - 01/14/09 01:44 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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sorry to hear about that man. as long as you're not being violent hurting her or destroying property i think anything you have to do is fair play.
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Ferris
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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Viveka]
#9605668 - 01/14/09 01:46 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'd cheat on you too. She's probably using you as some loser for cheap rent. Bet she makes fun of your cock and how quick you get off to her girl friends too.
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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: MyRedrum]
#9605685 - 01/14/09 01:49 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
MyRedrum said:
Quote:
NewbieShroomie said: Or pepper spray her tampons.
...or itching powder.
...or superglue
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Newbie
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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: hazey]
#9605712 - 01/14/09 01:56 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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It would dry up wayyy to early.
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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Newbie]
#9605755 - 01/14/09 02:04 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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yeah i just like the thought of a stupid slut getting a tampon glued to her for revenge.. makes me smile
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chobumms
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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Newbie]
#9605759 - 01/14/09 02:05 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yeah, I'd apply itching powder in applicator and seal them up all nice as to not make it obvious.
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DeathCompany
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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: chobumms]
#9605813 - 01/14/09 02:23 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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well?
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Captain Caveman
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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: DeathCompany]
#9606003 - 01/14/09 03:09 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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get some liquid tanner and write slut on the back of her neck every night.
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SpencerGNobleman
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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Geomancer]
#9606042 - 01/14/09 03:21 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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You are pathetic and lying to yourself. You are not loving and giving, you are a caveman who thinks he owns another human being because he met some superficial societal landmarks that mostly exist to deny women sexual agency and keep us repressed and unhappy. Your emotions are those of a monkey who feels cheated out of a banana he thinks he's earned, not those of someone who understands what love is.
Good for her for cheating on a possessive caveman. You are in no position to teach anyone about selfishness. Listen to yourself.
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Edited by SpencerGNobleman (01/14/09 03:25 AM)
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Re: Repaying the girlfriend for her dishonor [Re: Captain Caveman]
#9606046 - 01/14/09 03:22 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Here's what you do: fuck her one last time. Just fuck the absolute shit out of her. Then, cum all over her face, tell her you don't love her anymore, she's a slut. Take your bags and leave right then and there (or if she lives in your place, already have most of her shit packed). That's real revenge.
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