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 AnonymousRabbit
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 Prisoner#1
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Re: Ever overhear a guy trying WAY too hard to get a girl? [Re: AnonymousRabbit]
#9443933 - 12/16/08 01:54 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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I never understood that crap, picking up girls is so easy, for
instance I was at this club one time and a smokin' chick came
in with some douchebag of a guy, after watching her a few
minutes I walked over and said "you may have come here with him
but tonight you'll be leaving with me", I then broke out the
choroform
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jewunit
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Re: Ever overhear a guy trying WAY too hard to get a girl? [Re: AnonymousRabbit]
#9443934 - 12/16/08 01:54 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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That shit gets on my nerves if I'm at a big party.
I don't want to sit around getting drunk listening to a bunch of dudes throw pathetic attempts at the one or two drop dead gorgeous girls at the place. It's really annoying. It also makes it impossible to have a normal conversation, especially with a female. They just think you're trying to pick them up.
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Re: Ever overhear a guy trying WAY too hard to get a girl? [Re: AnonymousRabbit]
#9443935 - 12/16/08 01:54 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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You should go up to them and pretend to be his ex gay bf.
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AnonymousRabbit
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circularvortex
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Re: Ever overhear a guy trying WAY too hard to get a girl? [Re: The_Ghost]
#9443946 - 12/16/08 01:56 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
The_Ghost said:
You should go up to them and pretend to be his ex gay bf.
Best. Idea. Evar.
Adopt a lisp, walk up and slap him! Be like, "Who'th thith tramp? You better get out of here, honey (to the girl), cauthe I'm gonna slap the shit out of thith bitch right here!"
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By making his world a little colder.
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Re: Ever overhear a guy trying WAY too hard to get a girl? [Re: circularvortex]
#9443951 - 12/16/08 01:57 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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"I thought you said you were done with women!"
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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.
For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.
Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.
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AnonymousRabbit
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smokdatkush
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Re: Ever overhear a guy trying WAY too hard to get a girl? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#9443962 - 12/16/08 01:59 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
I was at this club one time and a smokin' chick came
in with some douchebag of a guy, after watching her a few
minutes I walked over and said "you may have come here with him
but tonight you'll be leaving with me", I then broke out the
choroform
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Re: Ever overhear a guy trying WAY too hard to get a girl? [Re: circularvortex]
#9443982 - 12/16/08 02:01 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
circularvortex said:
Quote:
The_Ghost said:
You should go up to them and pretend to be his ex gay bf.
Best. Idea. Evar.
Adopt a lisp, walk up and slap him! Be like, "Who'th thith tramp? You better get out of here, honey (to the girl), cauthe I'm gonna slap the shit out of thith bitch right here!"
That would be hilarious. You could easily pick her up after he ran off.
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circularvortex
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Re: Ever overhear a guy trying WAY too hard to get a girl? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#9443984 - 12/16/08 02:02 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
I never understood that crap, picking up girls is so easy, for
instance I was at this club one time and a smokin' chick came
in with some douchebag of a guy, after watching her a few
minutes I walked over and said "you may have come here with him
but tonight you'll be leaving with me", I then broke out the
choroform
I never understood why you said it was harder to pick up fat girls than hot ones...now it all makes sense!
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For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.
Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.
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AnonymousRabbit
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WhiskeyClone
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Re: Ever overhear a guy trying WAY too hard to get a girl? [Re: AnonymousRabbit] 1
#9444021 - 12/16/08 02:08 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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I wish you could record this, it sounds priceless
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GreenGoat
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Re: Ever overhear a guy trying WAY too hard to get a girl? [Re: AnonymousRabbit]
#9444027 - 12/16/08 02:10 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Shudder.
I feel for you man. Sounds like one of those situations where I would feel embarrassed for someone else... for some reason I find that sensation to be often far worse than being embarrassed for myself... Throw some melted cheese on his hair...
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Velvet Waltz
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Re: Ever overhear a guy trying WAY too hard to get a girl? [Re: AnonymousRabbit]
#9444041 - 12/16/08 02:11 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Wow, the shriek totally kills the moment, lol.
This guy sounds especially lame, but every time I laugh I wonder how often someone thinks I'm laying out too much.
Fuck.
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niteowl
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Re: Ever overhear a guy trying WAY too hard to get a girl? [Re: AnonymousRabbit]
#9444048 - 12/16/08 02:13 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Be her "hero" and go rescue the poor girl
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