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 vandago
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 Naked girlfriend's bad trip at grandpa's house.
#9222715 - 11/11/08 06:49 AM (1 year, 10 days ago) |
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Sigh.........twas a rough birthday weekend once again......Last year involved a lot of violence, freak outs, and death.......this year involved dxm, a ton of driving, and my ass naked girlfriend almost exposing herself to my grandpa about 400 times.
I moved back into my grandfathers very recently. Everythings been going smoothly, me and my girlfriend are spending a couple months here to save up and go get our own place outside of town. This previous weekend happens to be my birthday, so we plan on melting..........
Prior to that I had spent a hell of a lot of time driving over 4 states on a 3 day journey, just returning to her friday morning, so I was already in a spent kinda mood for the weekend, but I wasn't going to let that slow me down, considering the date.
Friday we chill out and drink a few beers ( if you haven't had Voodoo Vator yet, check it out, it's 9.5% alc and it tastes like sweet nectar ). A wake up saturday to a very half assed birthday....I mean really what are birthdays worth when you are 23 anyways?
We chill all day and nothing much goes on. My friend calls and says he has a few rolls for me if I'd like to come grab them, I figure it sounds like a pleasant way to celebrate the day.
We drive to go get them, and eat them on the way home. By the time we get back to my house not much is happening and we eat the other one we got.....sadly to say I'm assuming these to be 100 mg of DXM. I couldnt find the press online and the feeling I had when I took them and when I woke up reminded me of a very low dxm dose.
So sunday ( the day of rest? ) comes fast. I'm slightly hungover from whatever the fuck we took last night, and a bit grumpy that the weekend had gone pretty bunk. I ask if she wants to eat a dose or two ( mind you she has a plane to be on at 8 am on monday, mistake number 1 ), and she eagerly agrees.
Now she's not too inexperienced. She just started dosing in the last year, but has done it a decent amount of times, and at doses 10 times this, but I guess it was either the hangover from the pills, or she hasn't been letting enough stress go cause this got wild.........
We dose around 12:30 and it kicks in withing 10 minutes ( these are very dank doses, I take 1 and 3/4 and she takes only 1 ) and within a half hour we are having a great time. We spend roughly an hour or so playing with my dog outside......
She makes a few off the wall comments....." rainbows are pouring out of my ears and eyes right now "........"Your dog is nothing but eyeballs"..........." I can see through everything right now......you are not fooling me ( with evil grin on her face)"
It starts to get really damn cold and I suggest going inside, she would rather stay out so we go for about a half an hour walk and I can't take it anymore so I trek back in. Upon re-enter, my dog goes a bit crazy and chases a cat around the house knocking some stuff over, and causing a lot of noise. My grandfather asks me to put it in his kennel so I ask my girlfriend to take him upstairs.
When I go up she's just chilling on the floor with the dog smiling and having a wonderful time. She stops playing with the dog after a bit and we lay are and cuddle for a bit, which then turns into sex, and everything seems fine.
Afterwards I put some music on....The Flashbulb....and lay back down in bed.....this is when things get weird.....
The beginning of the cd is some classical piano, and she thinks I put something on jokingly and wants to change it. She goes to change it ( mind you she has a urinary tract infection as of right now ) and the first song on the cd was " french pissing", nd she goes " you are just fucking with me right " I say no way, and change the song and it's some really mellow electronica. Right when that happens someone IMs me from highschool and says " JEW!! " ( my girlfriend is jewish ) just by chance. I don't think she saw it, but it was still odd to me.
We lay down and start to trip out, and she seems quite gone, babbling about randomness, and staring off. And then aburptly starts acting very weird.
She starts seeming panicked and doesnt know whats going on. Asks me to turn the music off. So I do so and tell her shes cool and everythings ok. She starts trying to fight it really hard and I tell her to just let go and relax, I try to start cracking jokes, being casual, playing with dog, but nothings working.
I ask her if she wants to watch a movie, she says yes. I put a movie in and the first preview is for a movie about germany in WW2 and has nazis everywhere.....and of course......I cant find the remote.
At this point it got bad.......
She was still naked from the sex we had.......
And had somehow decided that something was urgently wrong with my grandpa, and she had to go save him.
She kept booking it for the door to go save him, and I kept having to scream NOOOOO and run in front of her, and she'd realize she was tripping and just go off and random tangents....sit down.....then think my grandpa needed help again and run for the door.
My dog starts barking like crazy over the chaos. So I, tripping balls, decide something may be wrong with my grandpa, and go to check on him, praying that me seeing him ok will help her ease her mind.
I go check....of course he's fine....and go tell her...
Well she's half way down the stairs, assnaked, and screaming for him. I stop her and somehow talk her into turning around, and she retreats back into my room in a frenzy.
I tell her that he's ok, I just checked, and to calm down.......
Ya right.....
She insists that he's in dire need of assistance, and keeps going to help, and I have to keep talking her into sitting back down, she'd sit down then realize she was tripping and feel terrible and then want to go apologize to my grandpa cause she though she already went down there, and then realize he needed help and go running for the door.
God damn it this was rough on me. I mean she couldnt keep 1 brain on one dose, and I gotta maintain 2 brains on almost 2 doses? Fuck!
I gave her 20 mg of valium.......it was like hitting a snowman with a snowball.....made a dent but that snowman didn't budge......
After 2 hours of talking her down it was progressivly getting worse so I gave her another 25 mg of valium.....
This was like throwing a bowling ball at a snowman......
She was starting to be more in the " Oh my god I'm sorry Phase" then the " oh my god your grandpa is dying phase".
I called someone to come get us, we went out the back door ( this being around 7 o clock ) and went to his house ( a very good friend of both of us ).
She then started eleborating on what happened, in a very traumatic state.
She told us that when my dog ran around the house, she thought he killed my grandfather. She thought I knew and was trying to cover it up, and just kept telling her to trust me, and that I'd handle it. She said she thought the FBI was coming to arrest us, and our whole lives were ruined........
Good god thank you she didn't get down the stairs. I'm very lucky she only ate 1 dose, had it been anymore I don't know how I would've handled it.
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 grod31
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Re: Naked girlfriend's bad trip at grandpa's house. [Re: vandago]
#9222733 - 11/11/08 07:03 AM (1 year, 10 days ago) |
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holy shit man, sounds like a hell of a time. mushrooms at grandpas ha. this story is all to real, and familiar. fucking shrooms. so powerful.
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Back the tape up. I need it again!
Let it roll! Just as high as the
fucker can go! And when it comes
to that fantastic note where the
rabbit bites its own head off, I
want you to THROW THAT FUCKING
RADIO INTO THE TUB WITH ME!
Not me. It would blast you through
the wall stone dead in ten
seconds and they'd make me explain
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vandago
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Re: Naked girlfriend's bad trip at grandpa's house. [Re: grod31]
#9222760 - 11/11/08 07:19 AM (1 year, 10 days ago) |
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I never mentioned eating mushrooms.........
We ate acid........
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grod31
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Re: Naked girlfriend's bad trip at grandpa's house. [Re: vandago]
#9222889 - 11/11/08 08:35 AM (1 year, 10 days ago) |
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i make that assumption allot. so let me re-state that
cid at grandpas ha. this story is all to real, and familiar. fucking psychedelics. so powerful.
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Back the tape up. I need it again!
Let it roll! Just as high as the
fucker can go! And when it comes
to that fantastic note where the
rabbit bites its own head off, I
want you to THROW THAT FUCKING
RADIO INTO THE TUB WITH ME!
Not me. It would blast you through
the wall stone dead in ten
seconds and they'd make me explain
VVVVV Free Myco Thread
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jvm
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Re: Naked girlfriend's bad trip at grandpa's house. [Re: grod31]
#9225333 - 11/11/08 04:20 PM (1 year, 9 days ago) |
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Tell her to piss after every time you guys have sex so she doesn't get another urinary tract infection. Other then that sounds like one of those weekends.
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vandago
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Re: Naked girlfriend's bad trip at grandpa's house. [Re: jvm]
#9225593 - 11/11/08 04:57 PM (1 year, 9 days ago) |
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Haha, thanks bro, she knows.
She got it from the weekend before, we tried out some methylmethicathinone, and needless to say we were quite ctive all night.
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d4a2n0k
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Re: Naked girlfriend's bad trip at grandpa's house. [Re: vandago]
#9225818 - 11/11/08 05:34 PM (1 year, 9 days ago) |
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Man, sounds like those doses were touched by the hand of god or something 
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demius
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Re: Naked girlfriend's bad trip at grandpa's house. [Re: vandago]
#9226211 - 11/11/08 06:38 PM (1 year, 9 days ago) |
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wow dude 
time for her to lay off a little
and fuck birthdays, they are worthless
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vandago
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Re: Naked girlfriend's bad trip at grandpa's house. [Re: demius]
#9227518 - 11/11/08 10:11 PM (1 year, 9 days ago) |
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Haha, ya I don't think she's gonna touch psyches for a couple months, she's gotta put together this last trip and then some.
There are no bad trips though, it all serves it's purpose for something greater.
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Re: Naked girlfriend's bad trip at grandpa's house. [Re: vandago]
#9228536 - 11/12/08 02:18 AM (1 year, 9 days ago) |
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I LOVE NAKED GIRLFRIENDS THAT CAN'T HANDLE THEIR PAPER IN FRONT OF GRANDPA!
(no really, I've been in almost the exact same situation minus the grandpa)
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Re: Naked girlfriend's bad trip at grandpa's house. [Re: jvm]
#9235582 - 11/13/08 03:17 AM (1 year, 8 days ago) |
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Quote:
jvm said:
Tell her to piss after every time you guys have sex so she doesn't get another urinary tract infection. Other then that sounds like one of those weekends.
It works.
Yeah dude... crazy experience. glad everyones alright though!
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Glenners
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Re: Naked girlfriend's bad trip at grandpa's house. [Re: optyks]
#9248459 - 11/15/08 10:45 AM (1 year, 6 days ago) |
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That would be incredibly difficult to not flip out on her after she tried to do that over and over. Birthdays are sort of a weird concept, I always joke "woo I didn't die this year!"
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