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OfflineF1234K
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Gnome in the closet
    #9207815 - 11/08/08 03:33 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

So One of the guys I work with was telling me a story that one of his friends told him on halloween and its the most fucked up / funny story ever.


ANYWAYS.

This friend of the guy I work with was walking home one night high on shrooms and calls his friend (who is telling the story) and says "man there is a gnome following me man" and the friend says "Its just the shrooms man, its probably just in your head" so the friend on shrooms calls back a second time and says the same thing and the non tripping friend says once again "your just tripping, dont worry, there is no gnome".

Anyways some time passes and they get a third call from their friend tripping on shrooms and he says "Its in my house man and its drinking my milk!" so the friends decide to head over finally and check up on the situation. When they arrive the tripping friend points to his closet and says its in there drinking milk and they open the closet and to their surprise there is a small child with downs syndrome sitting in the closet drinking milk out of a saucer and had been missing for 4 days!

So they call the police and stuff but yeah, crazy fucking shit, some kid follows this guy home while he is on mush then hides in his closet....


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Re: Gnome in the closet [Re: F1234K]
    #9207830 - 11/08/08 03:36 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

When I was on acid I left a house to get OJ and came back 6 hours later with a kid who had a broken hand.

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Re: Gnome in the closet [Re: F1234K]
    #9207834 - 11/08/08 03:37 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

LOL wtf


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Re: Gnome in the closet [Re: Takemeaway]
    #9207876 - 11/08/08 03:49 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

was he dressed like a gnome?  Why would he think gnome right away instead of midget or child?

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Re: Gnome in the closet [Re: AgingHippy]
    #9207953 - 11/08/08 04:14 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

I've heard a million variations of this story. The ones I hear are usually finding the gnome in the forest though.


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Re: Gnome in the closet [Re: Your Destination]
    #9207982 - 11/08/08 04:21 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

yea same i heard the one where they see a gnome in a yard and take it home and turns out to be a little kid :rolleyes:


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Re: Gnome in the closet [Re: TheAxis]
    #9207989 - 11/08/08 04:24 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

I just wonder who passes the story on. I mean the people who're telling me always say it happened to one of their friends, which is just silly.


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Re: Gnome in the closet [Re: Your Destination]
    #9208002 - 11/08/08 04:27 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

yea i know lol, if it was true 2/3 of the shroomin population would also be serial kidnappers lol


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Re: Gnome in the closet [Re: TheAxis]
    #9208016 - 11/08/08 04:29 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)


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Re: Gnome in the closet [Re: F1234K]
    #9208026 - 11/08/08 04:31 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

F1234K said:
So One of the guys I work with was telling me a story that one of his friends told him on halloween and its the most fucked up / funny story ever.


ANYWAYS.

This friend of the guy I work with was walking home one night high on shrooms and calls his friend (who is telling the story) and says "man there is a gnome following me man" and the friend says "Its just the shrooms man, its probably just in your head" so the friend on shrooms calls back a second time and says the same thing and the non tripping friend says once again "your just tripping, dont worry, there is no gnome".

Anyways some time passes and they get a third call from their friend tripping on shrooms and he says "Its in my house man and its drinking my milk!" so the friends decide to head over finally and check up on the situation. When they arrive the tripping friend points to his closet and says its in there drinking milk and they open the closet and to their surprise there is a small child with downs syndrome sitting in the closet drinking milk out of a saucer and had been missing for 4 days!

So they call the police and stuff but yeah, crazy fucking shit, some kid follows this guy home while he is on mush then hides in his closet....


Oh shit!!!!
Did this event take place in Georgia or someting!?  the same exact thing happened to an old friend of mine when he was in Georgia, but I think it was acid!

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Re: Gnome in the closet [Re: TheAxis]
    #9208027 - 11/08/08 04:31 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

It's pretty upsetting that people spread rumors around without verification, AND say that it happened to one of their friends just to validate it.


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Re: Gnome in the closet [Re: F1234K]
    #9208081 - 11/08/08 04:43 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

Lol thats crazy.  I would have been really freaked out if I was him.

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Re: Gnome in the closet [Re: MycoUnderground]
    #9208143 - 11/08/08 04:54 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

Stay out of the closet. It's mine.


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Re: Gnome in the closet [Re: drunkenlawngnome]
    #9208171 - 11/08/08 05:00 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

ahahahahah ive never heard of this but it is SO believable, Im not surprised it happens a lot.

When deeply on psychedelics, people can seem totally otherworldly and a fuckin downsyndrome kid would definately look like a gnome, and not anything else. Except maybe a retarded little friar/jester or a 'minion' of some larger humanoid


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Re: Gnome in the closet [Re: Noteworthy]
    #9208205 - 11/08/08 05:07 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

How is this story believable at all? This is the kind of thing I thought was funny/cool years before I actually knew anything about mushrooms.


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Re: Gnome in the closet [Re: Redrawing]
    #9208335 - 11/08/08 05:27 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

Ive met and had very strange experiences with a lot of unusual looking people/things while on shrooms or acid, and it always seems like I am having an event with the most monged beings the earth has to offer.

The only thing that is not believable is that this dude would leave his door open for the gnome to follow him inside and drink his milk.

but as for mistaking small strange people for gnomes
totally understandable


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Re: Gnome in the closet [Re: Noteworthy]
    #9209025 - 11/08/08 08:14 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

His friend really?  Almost always it happened to a friend of a friend.  Like the friend of a friend who sees the billboard put up by the DEA.  Misinformation flies rapidly when people don't verify information.


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Re: Gnome in the closet [Re: Takemeaway]
    #9209073 - 11/08/08 08:25 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Takemeaway said:
LOL wtf





hahahahaha i said the same thing, is this a joke?


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Re: Gnome in the closet [Re: laz10]
    #9209121 - 11/08/08 08:39 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

is this really such a common story in the US?


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Re: Gnome in the closet [Re: Noteworthy]
    #9209143 - 11/08/08 08:45 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

I'm all the way over in Australia and I had a friend tell me a story along the same lines.

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