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Re: I fucked up and am prolly' gonna get my ass kicked today [Re: Incompl]
    #8984762 - 09/25/08 02:52 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

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they're both best friends and they both have a crush on me, I fucked both of them and then Brittany went to Emily and told her about it




I believe it's pronounced 'menage a trois'.


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Re: I fucked up and am prolly' gonna get my ass kicked today [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #8984764 - 09/25/08 02:52 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

correct me if im wrong, though im pretty sure that's a right nut kick :smile:

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Re: I fucked up and am prolly' gonna get my ass kicked today [Re: toastandjam]
    #8984779 - 09/25/08 02:56 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

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Incompl said:
they're both best friends and they both have a crush on me, I fucked both of them and then Brittany went to Emily and told her about it




I believe it's pronounced 'menage a trois'.




lol no no, that's if he said:

"They're best friends, and they both have a crush on me. I fucked both of them, and then Brittany went to Emily and told her about it while Emily and I were having sex, and Emily said 'Awesome' and then we all had sex together." 

*sigh*
It SHOULD have been pronounced "menage a trois"..

Dude woulda gotten some respect.


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Re: I fucked up and am prolly' gonna get my ass kicked today [Re: FatMamaCheezcake]
    #8984783 - 09/25/08 02:56 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

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leftysurprise said:
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lol @ vacant




im not called lefty for nothin!





Bahahahaha

Do you walk in circles? :smirk:




haha no.  but my left leg is larger to compensate for all of the extra weight.    :naughty:


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Re: I fucked up and am prolly' gonna get my ass kicked today [Re: QuantumReality]
    #8984807 - 09/25/08 03:03 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

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correct me if im wrong, though im pretty sure that's a right nut kick :smile:





alright, now you know my weakness. you had just better hope youre faster than these cat like reflexes. 



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Re: I fucked up and am prolly' gonna get my ass kicked today [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #8984818 - 09/25/08 03:05 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

:teleport:

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Re: I fucked up and am prolly' gonna get my ass kicked today [Re: Incompl]
    #8984989 - 09/25/08 03:33 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

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Well, had to learn some way didn't I?  Fuck this man




is B pissed that you slept with E? if not, i don't see the problem. just keep bonin B and forget about her X.

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Re: I fucked up and am prolly' gonna get my ass kicked today [Re: JT]
    #8985045 - 09/25/08 03:43 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

love the extensive use of acronyms :grin:

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Re: I fucked up and am prolly' gonna get my ass kicked today [Re: QuantumReality]
    #8986292 - 09/25/08 07:47 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Threadjacked.. Anyways, I didn't get my ass kicked however when I went on break I was going out to my car and her boyfriend was standing right beside it.  The fucker was draining all the oil out.  I got SO pissed and I started walking up to him but he saw me coming and just got in his car and left.  He even left the fucking oil filter wrench on the filter :mad2:

Fuckin' A

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Re: I fucked up and am prolly' gonna get my ass kicked today [Re: Incompl]
    #8986323 - 09/25/08 07:50 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

lol


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Re: I fucked up and am prolly' gonna get my ass kicked today [Re: QuantumReality]
    #8986328 - 09/25/08 07:52 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

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love the extensive use of A's:grin:




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Re: I fucked up and am prolly' gonna get my ass kicked today [Re: Incompl]
    #8986369 - 09/25/08 07:58 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

wait a sec, so is E and B jealous of each other?

Can you fuck them both at the same time now?  Like they don't mind it that you are fucking both of them?

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Re: I fucked up and am prolly' gonna get my ass kicked today [Re: Incompl]
    #8986386 - 09/25/08 08:00 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

sleeping with girls while you have a gf, and sleeping with other girls w/ boyfriends,  you should figure this shit is going to come your way. You do dishonest things, but expect girls to be honest for you and keep secrets, then when they disobey you, you say 'you know how bitches are'!??! or whatever..

man, you need to find some moral grounding. try being open and honest with people, especially your gf for christ sakes if you ever want to have a decent relationship.

i havent read the other posts but imagine youve gotten this and a lot of other bashing already. please take my words as advice and not :harassment:

I could see sleeping with a girl who had a bf if they were on the verge of breakup, but cheating on a GF is something you should not do if you respect her :shrug:


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Re: I fucked up and am prolly' gonna get my ass kicked today [Re: Coaster]
    #8986404 - 09/25/08 08:04 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

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Dizzwizzle said:
love the extensive use of A's:grin:







lol


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Re: I fucked up and am prolly' gonna get my ass kicked today [Re: Incompl]
    #8986417 - 09/25/08 08:06 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

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Incompl said:
Threadjacked.. Anyways, I didn't get my ass kicked however when I went on break I was going out to my car and her boyfriend was standing right beside it.  The fucker was draining all the oil out.  I got SO pissed and I started walking up to him but he saw me coming and just got in his car and left.  He even left the fucking oil filter wrench on the filter :mad2:

Fuckin' A




:lol:

Run away, run away!!  Watch your back I bet there's more passive aggression on the way.

But you did get a new wrench.


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Re: I fucked up and am prolly' gonna get my ass kicked today [Re: RoosterCogburn]
    #8986434 - 09/25/08 08:10 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Tad harsh dude.... If the Bf was doing his job of taking good care of his woman she wouldnt be cheating...never blame the one with no one, blame the one looking for more


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Re: I fucked up and am prolly' gonna get my ass kicked today [Re: ManianFH]
    #8986454 - 09/25/08 08:14 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

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i havent read the other posts but imagine youve gotten this and a lot of other bashing already. please take my words as advice and not :harassment:

I could see sleeping with a girl who had a bf if they were on the verge of breakup, but cheating on a GF is something you should not do if you respect her :shrug:




They were on the verge of breaking up, but her motive was mostly because she wanted to be with me.  I'm just going to take this whole ordeal as a learning experience and not dwell on it because there's nothing I can do about the past, only the future.  And to be honest, it doesn't bother me when people bash me over the internet.  :whocares:

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Re: I fucked up and am prolly' gonna get my ass kicked today [Re: Brophy]
    #8986459 - 09/25/08 08:15 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

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Tad harsh dude.... If the Bf was doing his job of taking good care of his woman she wouldnt be cheating...never blame the one with no one, blame the one looking for more




Well said.  (I was gonna say "church" but it gets old)


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Re: I fucked up and am prolly' gonna get my ass kicked today [Re: FatMamaCheezcake]
    #8986488 - 09/25/08 08:20 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

so has anything happened yet?


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Re: I fucked up and am prolly' gonna get my ass kicked today [Re: Itzpointless]
    #8986505 - 09/25/08 08:22 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Uh, yeah, have you read the thread?

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