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 JT
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oh god i forgot about this thread haha. quite possibly the funniest post on the shroomery ever.
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 LeftyBurnz
Mr. I Eat Butthole
Registered: 06/21/05
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Quote:
ScavengerType said:
Yes lefty but he said it was one female frog
An earlier poster said that your sperm probibly just triggered the growth cycle since the eggs already had both sets of DNA they just cloned themselves.
Have you ever considered going back to look for them in the pond where you ditched your parental responsibilities to see if they are still living there? heh IMO you shoulda kept them for the money, I bet those frogs were valuable. In fact it sounds like a good way to breed rare and valuable frogs without a mate, come to think of it.
yes, i understand what happened. and all im saying is that it is impossible to fertilize frog eggs by dropping your load on them, however it IS possible that the female frog laid eggs, then switched sex to fertilize them.
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The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in Government."
~Thomas Jefferson
A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government.
~George Washington
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weiliiiiiii
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 Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
#8744608 - 08/08/08 01:41 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Keep them for sure, i dont think your gross at all its very interesting. Your helping care for something and nothing is wrong with that. Sure ya did it in a strange way but who cares your helping create life.
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aiyobro
Good Looking Bitch
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so we're to think of his semen coating as a incubation of some sort for the investment in a species future
oh well thats really splendid
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LeftyBurnz
Mr. I Eat Butthole
Registered: 06/21/05
Posts: 23,286
Loc: The Wang
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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: aiyobro]
#8744647 - 08/08/08 01:50 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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well in that case........ animals far and wide..... BEWARE.
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The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in Government."
~Thomas Jefferson
A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government.
~George Washington
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ArtVandaley
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Registered: 05/08/08
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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#8819138 - 08/24/08 06:48 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Ok ive just sat here and read pages 1-21 and i have pissed myself laughing, metaphorically speaking.
Zep you are a character and hat of to you on having such a popular post that has spread to what looks like numerous websites... Maybe keep the ejaculation for women instead of moments alone as you have proved to be a little left of centre when lonley...
Just wondering if you get flashbacks when you think of masturbating?
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Juke Adro
I love peach fluff
Registered: 04/05/08
Posts: 5,768
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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
#8825396 - 08/25/08 01:51 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Zepplin said:
This is really scaring the shit out of me.No joking around,ok?
My sister has an African Clawed frog(female).We know its' female because of the fact that its layed a couple clutches of infertile eggs.
The eggs would just sit in the bowl and rot until we threw them out.Well this last clutch of eggs I took out and put in a petri dish and,well you've probaly guessed,I fertilized them with my own semen. The fucking things are developing!! WTF! I don't know if I should flush them down the toilet or what. No one else at home knows about my little experiment.This is really scaring the fuck out of me! Would it be murder if I just flush them?
Bump for a laugh sorry but this needs to stay active till the end
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Awebig
Personification; Personified.
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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Juke Adro]
#8825447 - 08/25/08 02:05 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Of time???
Fuck..
I've seen this too much
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ScavengerType
bradass87
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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Awebig]
#8825469 - 08/25/08 02:09 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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no the end of the frog-people revolution.
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"Have you ever seen what happens when a grenade goes off in a school? Do you really know what you’re doing when you order shock and awe? Are you prepared to kneel beside a dying soldier and tell him why he went to Iraq, or why he went to any war?"
"The things that are done in the name of the shareholder are, to me, as terrifying as the things that are done—dare I say it—in the name of God. Montesquieu said, "There have never been so many civil wars as in the Kingdom of God." And I begin to feel that’s true. The shareholder is the excuse for everything."
- Author and former M6/M5 agent John le Carré on Democracy Now.
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DragonChaser
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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Juke Adro]
#8825489 - 08/25/08 02:14 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Juke Adro said:
Bump for a laugh sorry but this needs to stay active till the end
I was thinking about bumping this thread the other day, this shit was hilarious.
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Juke Adro
I love peach fluff
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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Awebig]
#8825513 - 08/25/08 02:19 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
throy said:
Of time???
Fuck..
I've seen this too much
sorry man till the end of time 
Quote:
DragonChaser said:
I was thinking about bumping this thread the other day, this shit was hilarious.
lol I'm falling over laughing you should have bumped it
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highdroponics
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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Juke Adro]
#8825607 - 08/25/08 02:41 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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oh my god this is the best thing i have ever read on the shroomery, KEEP THEM THINGS, if you wont, then mail them to me!
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Dr  says to stop trying to treat the side-effects of big government and focus on the core issues. End the Federal Reserve/audit the gold reserves at Fort Knox, abolish the IRS, end all wars and occupancies, stop the building of an empire that will inevitably fail, and cut all unconstitutional federal programs. Put the power back in the peoples' hands by ending this nanny-state.
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meams
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We are the crab people
But really, never let this thread die 
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Juke Adro
I love peach fluff
Registered: 04/05/08
Posts: 5,768
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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: meams]
#8826097 - 08/25/08 04:22 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Its funny that this thread was made the day this crazy frog was invented......you all now know where he came from
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bradass87
Registered: 01/24/08
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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Juke Adro]
#8826124 - 08/25/08 04:28 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Kinda reminds me of an African clawed frog. Let's do a paternity test.
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"Have you ever seen what happens when a grenade goes off in a school? Do you really know what you’re doing when you order shock and awe? Are you prepared to kneel beside a dying soldier and tell him why he went to Iraq, or why he went to any war?"
"The things that are done in the name of the shareholder are, to me, as terrifying as the things that are done—dare I say it—in the name of God. Montesquieu said, "There have never been so many civil wars as in the Kingdom of God." And I begin to feel that’s true. The shareholder is the excuse for everything."
- Author and former M6/M5 agent John le Carré on Democracy Now.
Conquer's Club
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bradass87
Registered: 01/24/08
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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#8874548 - 09/03/08 10:15 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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*ribit*
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"Have you ever seen what happens when a grenade goes off in a school? Do you really know what you’re doing when you order shock and awe? Are you prepared to kneel beside a dying soldier and tell him why he went to Iraq, or why he went to any war?"
"The things that are done in the name of the shareholder are, to me, as terrifying as the things that are done—dare I say it—in the name of God. Montesquieu said, "There have never been so many civil wars as in the Kingdom of God." And I begin to feel that’s true. The shareholder is the excuse for everything."
- Author and former M6/M5 agent John le Carré on Democracy Now.
Conquer's Club
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ArtVandaley
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Bumpety bump bump... Cos even noobs have to read this just incase they think of jizzing in a left over petri dish. 
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ScavengerType
bradass87
Registered: 01/24/08
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Imagine being sewed for child support by a frog.
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"Have you ever seen what happens when a grenade goes off in a school? Do you really know what you’re doing when you order shock and awe? Are you prepared to kneel beside a dying soldier and tell him why he went to Iraq, or why he went to any war?"
"The things that are done in the name of the shareholder are, to me, as terrifying as the things that are done—dare I say it—in the name of God. Montesquieu said, "There have never been so many civil wars as in the Kingdom of God." And I begin to feel that’s true. The shareholder is the excuse for everything."
- Author and former M6/M5 agent John le Carré on Democracy Now.
Conquer's Club
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acromonium
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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#9060620 - 10/10/08 06:50 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
If they are native forget my rant but a lot of people go to fucking pet stores buy all these fancy animals and when they dont want them anymore they let them go. This is why the Cane Toad is destroying Austrailias animals and why Lady bugs now fucking bite in the USA , Because man thinks it wont be any harm but in fact it is, from just a few people buying them this fish called a snakehead
If I was in Australia I would want more cane toads to eat the jack jumper ants. One ant bite, instant aniphalactic shock
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aiyobro
Good Looking Bitch
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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: acromonium]
#9060907 - 10/10/08 08:26 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Frog people
look like frog talk like people
more later
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