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InvisibleMojo
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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: BrandNewbie]
    #8661502 - 07/21/08 12:38 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

Nope, i just tell them i cant cum.

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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: BrandNewbie]
    #8661503 - 07/21/08 12:39 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

It may not be very big around, but it sure is short!

It may not be very good, but it sure is quick!

:dielaughing:


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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: BrandNewbie]
    #8661516 - 07/21/08 12:42 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

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BrandNewbie said:
It may not be very big around, but it sure is short!

It may not be very good, but it sure is quick!

:dielaughing:




those really aren't optimistic turns of expression. you amuse me grasshoppa :brucelee:

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Invisiblenalyudi
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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: BrandNewbie]
    #8661672 - 07/21/08 02:01 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

i guess im fortunate, ive never been put in a situation where i couldnt finish.

i dont think i can get whiskey dick, ive gone in extremely hammered and always finished

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InvisibleMojo
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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: nalyudi]
    #8661678 - 07/21/08 02:04 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

Even with a condom?

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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: Nunbuh_Chrubble]
    #8661681 - 07/21/08 02:04 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

I'm with everyone else, how does a guy fake an orgasm? Even with a condom on  girls tell me they can feel it when I get off.

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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: Gumby]
    #8661684 - 07/21/08 02:07 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

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Gumby said:
I'm with everyone else, how does a guy fake an orgasm? Even with a condom on  girls tell me they can feel it when I get off.




Hit it from the back pull out and spit some lung butter on her back!


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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: Mojo]
    #8661706 - 07/21/08 02:16 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

yup, takes some concentration

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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: nalyudi]
    #8661752 - 07/21/08 03:11 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

don't fake it...just start crying.


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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #8661840 - 07/21/08 05:10 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

lol, well one of my friends (who is gay) said he faked an orgasm when he was with a girl.  He said he was just fucking her and he couldn't get off so he just pulled out and spit on her back.  When I first heard this story I couldn't breath I was laughing so hard.

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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: Nunbuh_Chrubble]
    #8661855 - 07/21/08 05:26 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

Real men do not fake orgasms.

If I'm not in the mood to cum, I say it.


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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: Visionary Tools]
    #8661904 - 07/21/08 06:15 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

One time (I was probably pretty drunk) I "misfired" and the girl thought I had faked it and she was PISSED.  You know, when you come, but you don't pump and nothing comes out.


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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: Gumby]
    #8662074 - 07/21/08 08:03 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

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Gumby said:
I'm with everyone else, how does a guy fake an orgasm? Even with a condom on  girls tell me they can feel it when I get off.




If you just flex your PC muscles and make sounds like you are cumming, you can fake a good orgasm.

I used to do it when I was a teenager because whenever I would have sex with a condom I couldn't cum because I hadn't found the brand of condom that fits my dick. I couldn't come becuase it was like having a vice at the base of my cock. I've found my brand, plus now if I can't/don't want to cum I just won't. No need to fake.


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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: BrandNewbie]
    #8662096 - 07/21/08 08:12 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

I've faked NOT having an orgasm.. then continued on the mission for the second. She was incredibly hot and I'd had blue balls for months.


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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: Gumby]
    #8662126 - 07/21/08 08:21 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

Nope.. never. That would just be stupid.


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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: Monkeycyst]
    #8662131 - 07/21/08 08:21 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

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Monkeycyst said:
I've faked NOT having an orgasm.. then continued on the mission for the second. She was incredibly hot and I'd had blue balls for months.




I have however... done this.. quite a few times.


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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: Nunbuh_Chrubble]
    #8662271 - 07/21/08 09:15 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

never needed to fake an orgasm when I can just get up and walk out
leaving them wondering what the hell they did wrong... ego killer

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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: Shroomism]
    #8662281 - 07/21/08 09:20 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

Man.. if your shit becomes just a little soft, it's like a desperation to raise the dead. If you're wearing a rubber: Faugetaboutit!


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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: wyldeman007]
    #8662738 - 07/21/08 11:24 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

opiates will make sex last much longer! After two hours of her sucking, fucking, yanking... I just knew it was going to be mission immpossible! So I faked an orgasm to make her feel better.


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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: danlennon3]
    #8662779 - 07/21/08 11:33 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

I used to all the time when I was on methadone, after fucking someone for 2 hours, it kind of starts to get boring.  I used to do it to my one girlfriend all the time, she never said anything so I assume that she believed me.


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