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Mojo
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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: BrandNewbie]
#8661502 - 07/21/08 12:38 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Nope, i just tell them i cant cum.
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BrandNewbie
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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: BrandNewbie]
#8661503 - 07/21/08 12:39 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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It may not be very big around, but it sure is short!
It may not be very good, but it sure is quick!
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blkjkrabbit
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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: BrandNewbie]
#8661516 - 07/21/08 12:42 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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BrandNewbie said: It may not be very big around, but it sure is short!
It may not be very good, but it sure is quick!
those really aren't optimistic turns of expression. you amuse me grasshoppa
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nalyudi
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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: BrandNewbie]
#8661672 - 07/21/08 02:01 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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i guess im fortunate, ive never been put in a situation where i couldnt finish.
i dont think i can get whiskey dick, ive gone in extremely hammered and always finished
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Mojo
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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: nalyudi]
#8661678 - 07/21/08 02:04 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Even with a condom?
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Gumby
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I'm with everyone else, how does a guy fake an orgasm? Even with a condom on girls tell me they can feel it when I get off.
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Dobie
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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: Gumby]
#8661684 - 07/21/08 02:07 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Gumby said: I'm with everyone else, how does a guy fake an orgasm? Even with a condom on girls tell me they can feel it when I get off.
Hit it from the back pull out and spit some lung butter on her back!
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nalyudi
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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: Mojo]
#8661706 - 07/21/08 02:16 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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yup, takes some concentration
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makaveli8x8
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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: nalyudi]
#8661752 - 07/21/08 03:11 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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don't fake it...just start crying.
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dle_240
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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: makaveli8x8]
#8661840 - 07/21/08 05:10 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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lol, well one of my friends (who is gay) said he faked an orgasm when he was with a girl. He said he was just fucking her and he couldn't get off so he just pulled out and spit on her back. When I first heard this story I couldn't breath I was laughing so hard.
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Real men do not fake orgasms.
If I'm not in the mood to cum, I say it.
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Ferris
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One time (I was probably pretty drunk) I "misfired" and the girl thought I had faked it and she was PISSED. You know, when you come, but you don't pump and nothing comes out.
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gluke bastid
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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: Gumby]
#8662074 - 07/21/08 08:03 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Gumby said: I'm with everyone else, how does a guy fake an orgasm? Even with a condom on girls tell me they can feel it when I get off.
If you just flex your PC muscles and make sounds like you are cumming, you can fake a good orgasm.
I used to do it when I was a teenager because whenever I would have sex with a condom I couldn't cum because I hadn't found the brand of condom that fits my dick. I couldn't come becuase it was like having a vice at the base of my cock. I've found my brand, plus now if I can't/don't want to cum I just won't. No need to fake.
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Monkeycyst
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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: BrandNewbie]
#8662096 - 07/21/08 08:12 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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I've faked NOT having an orgasm.. then continued on the mission for the second. She was incredibly hot and I'd had blue balls for months.
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Shroomism
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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: Gumby]
#8662126 - 07/21/08 08:21 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Nope.. never. That would just be stupid.
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Shroomism
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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: Monkeycyst]
#8662131 - 07/21/08 08:21 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Monkeycyst said: I've faked NOT having an orgasm.. then continued on the mission for the second. She was incredibly hot and I'd had blue balls for months.
I have however... done this.. quite a few times.
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Prisoner#1
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never needed to fake an orgasm when I can just get up and walk out leaving them wondering what the hell they did wrong... ego killer
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wyldeman007
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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: Shroomism]
#8662281 - 07/21/08 09:20 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Man.. if your shit becomes just a little soft, it's like a desperation to raise the dead. If you're wearing a rubber: Faugetaboutit!
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danlennon3
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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: wyldeman007]
#8662738 - 07/21/08 11:24 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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opiates will make sex last much longer! After two hours of her sucking, fucking, yanking... I just knew it was going to be mission immpossible! So I faked an orgasm to make her feel better.
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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: danlennon3]
#8662779 - 07/21/08 11:33 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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I used to all the time when I was on methadone, after fucking someone for 2 hours, it kind of starts to get boring. I used to do it to my one girlfriend all the time, she never said anything so I assume that she believed me.
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