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Nunbuh_Chrubble
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Guys: Ever fake an orgasm?
#8661370 - 07/21/08 12:00 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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I have....
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Ontheisland
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I know you posted this to guys but funny story my boyfriend and I both faked it the other day........
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blissedout
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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: Ontheisland]
#8661395 - 07/21/08 12:09 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Fakers!
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CptnGarden
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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: Ontheisland]
#8661397 - 07/21/08 12:10 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ontheisland said: I know you posted this to guys but funny story my boyfriend and I both faked it the other day........
seek help
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dill705
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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: blissedout]
#8661399 - 07/21/08 12:10 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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I have, twice!
-------------------- My advice is to find those things that give pleasure and do them often without too much attachment and relax and wait for the show to end. -Icelander- I like free markets and all. Truly I do, at least in general, but there needs to be some kind of oversight in recognition of sustainability. Life works the same way, on a bunch of sustainable systems. Why not honor what made us what we are and take some lessons? Nature FTW! ~dill705~
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Ontheisland
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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: CptnGarden]
#8661413 - 07/21/08 12:13 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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CptnGarden said:
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Ontheisland said: I know you posted this to guys but funny story my boyfriend and I both faked it the other day........
seek help
lolz we were both wasted thats the only reason why otherwise it is glorious
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blkjkrabbit
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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: Ontheisland]
#8661428 - 07/21/08 12:16 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'm in good shape so I just keep hittin that shit all night til I get mine. Hopefully I can help her get hers in the process
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blkjkrabbit
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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: Ontheisland]
#8661430 - 07/21/08 12:17 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ontheisland said: I know you posted this to guys but funny story my boyfriend and I both faked it the other day........
why fake it? just tell eachother shit ain't workin and quit. or pretend it's magic johnson pounding you in the ass or somethin
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CptnGarden
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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: blkjkrabbit]
#8661440 - 07/21/08 12:20 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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how does a guy fake an orgasm, stuff comes out, sometimes a lot of it, do you just blast it in your pocket and act like nothing happened? its gotta go somewhere and a girl would notice if it was missing cause most of the time they want it somewhere in particular and have that choice picked out
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Ontheisland
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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: blkjkrabbit]
#8661448 - 07/21/08 12:21 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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magic johnson??? ever try telling a guy he fails at getting you off??? thats a soul crusher, then have to hear him bitch about blue balls! No thanks I would rather take it and have him get off with out having to deal with that!
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Entropymancer
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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: dill705]
#8661468 - 07/21/08 12:28 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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dill705 said: I have, twice!
Samez
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CptnGarden
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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: Ontheisland]
#8661472 - 07/21/08 12:29 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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dunno just sounds like you guys have communication issues
no reason why everyone cant have a good time during sex.
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dill705
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-------------------- My advice is to find those things that give pleasure and do them often without too much attachment and relax and wait for the show to end. -Icelander- I like free markets and all. Truly I do, at least in general, but there needs to be some kind of oversight in recognition of sustainability. Life works the same way, on a bunch of sustainable systems. Why not honor what made us what we are and take some lessons? Nature FTW! ~dill705~
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MistaUNGA
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yep couple of times.
i knew i wasn't gonna be able to nut it, so i just acted like i did. fortunately with a condom the girl is non the wiser.
-------------------- Madtowntripper said:Or just give her a cloroform soaked rag and tell her it's ether!
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blkjkrabbit
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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: Ontheisland]
#8661481 - 07/21/08 12:31 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ontheisland said: magic johnson??? ever try telling a guy he fails at getting you off??? thats a soul crusher, then have to hear him bitch about blue balls! No thanks I would rather take it and have him get off with out having to deal with that!
good call - i've never been in that position so I'm not one to comment but I know where you're cumming [had to, haha] from blue balls bring a tear to my eye, shit hurtz so BADZ
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Ontheisland
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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: blkjkrabbit]
#8661487 - 07/21/08 12:34 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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I heard so I figure if I couldn't get off he could.... but he had the liquor dick so therefore it was a no go on both ends
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BrandNewbie
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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: blkjkrabbit]
#8661488 - 07/21/08 12:34 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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blkjkrabbit said: I'm in good shape so I just keep hittin that shit all night til I get mine.
Shit, I'm down to 1 minute and 37 seconds flat. Feels the same, and I still get to watch Family Guy! BAM!
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Maverick
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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: blkjkrabbit]
#8661490 - 07/21/08 12:35 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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How the fuck do you fake an orgasm? Squeeze a tapioca pudding pack you hid under the pillow all over her tits when she's got her eyes closed or something? wtf...
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Ontheisland
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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: CptnGarden]
#8661491 - 07/21/08 12:35 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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CptnGarden said:
dunno just sounds like you guys have communication issues
no reason why everyone cant have a good time during sex.
Well thank you for your concern but really we have great sex as long as we both aren't wasted!!
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BrandNewbie
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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: Ontheisland]
#8661498 - 07/21/08 12:37 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ontheisland said: magic johnson??? ever try telling a guy he fails at getting you off??? thats a soul crusher, then have to hear him bitch about blue balls! No thanks I would rather take it and have him get off with out having to deal with that!
Shit, I pretend that I'm someone else!
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