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OfflineNunbuh_Chrubble
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Guys: Ever fake an orgasm?
    #8661370 - 07/21/08 12:00 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

I have....

In the words of Cosmo Kramer,
%2522It was enough already and I wanted to get some sleep%2522
Have you (guys) ever faked an orgasm?
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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: Nunbuh_Chrubble]
    #8661383 - 07/21/08 12:05 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

I know you posted this to guys but funny story my boyfriend and I both faked it the other day........

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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: Ontheisland]
    #8661395 - 07/21/08 12:09 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

Fakers! :meatspace:


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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: Ontheisland]
    #8661397 - 07/21/08 12:10 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Ontheisland said:
I know you posted this to guys but funny story my boyfriend and I both faked it the other day........




seek help

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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: blissedout]
    #8661399 - 07/21/08 12:10 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

I have, twice!:shrug:


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My advice is to find those things that give pleasure and do them often without too much attachment and relax and wait for the show to end.

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I like free markets and all. Truly I do, at least in general, but there needs to be some kind of oversight in recognition of sustainability. Life works the same way, on a bunch of sustainable systems. Why not honor what made us what we are and take some lessons? Nature FTW!

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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: CptnGarden]
    #8661413 - 07/21/08 12:13 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

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CptnGarden said:
Quote:

Ontheisland said:
I know you posted this to guys but funny story my boyfriend and I both faked it the other day........




seek help





lolz we were both wasted thats the only reason why otherwise it is glorious

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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: Ontheisland]
    #8661428 - 07/21/08 12:16 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

I'm in good shape so I just keep hittin that shit all night til I get mine. Hopefully I can help her get hers in the process :wink:

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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: Ontheisland]
    #8661430 - 07/21/08 12:17 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Ontheisland said:
I know you posted this to guys but funny story my boyfriend and I both faked it the other day........




why fake it? just tell eachother shit ain't workin and quit. or pretend it's magic johnson pounding you in the ass or somethin

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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #8661440 - 07/21/08 12:20 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

how does a guy fake an orgasm, stuff comes out, sometimes a lot of it, do you just blast it in your pocket and act like nothing happened? its gotta go somewhere and a girl would notice if it was missing cause most of the time they want it somewhere in particular and have that choice picked out :lol:

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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #8661448 - 07/21/08 12:21 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

magic johnson??? ever try telling a guy he fails at getting you off??? thats a soul crusher, then have to hear him bitch about blue balls! No thanks I would rather take it and have him get off with out having to deal with that!

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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: dill705]
    #8661468 - 07/21/08 12:28 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

dill705 said:
I have, twice!:shrug:



Samez

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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: Ontheisland]
    #8661472 - 07/21/08 12:29 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)


dunno just sounds like you guys have communication issues :awesome:

no reason why everyone cant have a good time during sex.

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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: Entropymancer]
    #8661474 - 07/21/08 12:30 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

:awesome:


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My advice is to find those things that give pleasure and do them often without too much attachment and relax and wait for the show to end.

-Icelander-

I like free markets and all. Truly I do, at least in general, but there needs to be some kind of oversight in recognition of sustainability. Life works the same way, on a bunch of sustainable systems. Why not honor what made us what we are and take some lessons? Nature FTW!

~dill705~

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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: Nunbuh_Chrubble]
    #8661475 - 07/21/08 12:30 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

yep couple of times.

i knew i wasn't gonna be able to nut it, so i just acted like i did. fortunately with a condom the girl is non the wiser.


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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: Ontheisland]
    #8661481 - 07/21/08 12:31 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Ontheisland said:
magic johnson??? ever try telling a guy he fails at getting you off??? thats a soul crusher, then have to hear him bitch about blue balls! No thanks I would rather take it and have him get off with out having to deal with that!




good call - i've never been in that position so I'm not one to comment but I know where you're cumming [had to, haha] from :rofl2: blue balls bring a tear to my eye, shit hurtz so BADZ :kingcrankey:

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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #8661487 - 07/21/08 12:34 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

I heard so I figure if I couldn't get off he could.... but he had the liquor dick so therefore it was a no go on both ends

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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #8661488 - 07/21/08 12:34 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

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blkjkrabbit said:
I'm in good shape so I just keep hittin that shit all night til I get mine.




Shit, I'm down to 1 minute and 37 seconds flat. Feels the same, and I still get to watch Family Guy! BAM!


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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #8661490 - 07/21/08 12:35 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

How the fuck do you fake an orgasm?  Squeeze a tapioca pudding pack you hid under the pillow all over her tits when she's got her eyes closed or something?  wtf...

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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: CptnGarden]
    #8661491 - 07/21/08 12:35 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

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CptnGarden said:

dunno just sounds like you guys have communication issues :awesome:

no reason why everyone cant have a good time during sex.





Well thank you for your concern but really we have great sex as long as we both aren't wasted!!

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Re: Guys: Ever fake an orgasm? [Re: Ontheisland]
    #8661498 - 07/21/08 12:37 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Ontheisland said:
magic johnson??? ever try telling a guy he fails at getting you off??? thats a soul crusher, then have to hear him bitch about blue balls! No thanks I would rather take it and have him get off with out having to deal with that!




Shit, I pretend that I'm someone else!


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