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cant make ur girl cum, get her a g-spot injection
    #8542008 - 06/19/08 09:39 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

I've had the G-shot...and YES,YES,YES, my sex life has never been better
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1027541/Ive-G-shot--YES-YES-YES-sex-life-better.html
By Natasha Courtenay-Smith Last updated at 1:14 PM on 19th June 2008

Satisfied: Caroline Cushworth says her sex life is now unbelievable

Three months ago, Caroline Cushworth sat her partner Christopher down and asked him a simple question.

If, she said, I could be guaranteed an orgasm every time we had sex, what would be your reaction?

Not that surprisingly, her partner Christopher, 27, a plasterer, replied that he'd be delighted.

'So I told him I wanted to have a brand-new treatment which would enable me to do just that - and also make my orgasms much more intense than normal,' says Caroline.

'His jaw literally hit the floor and he said, "Sounds good to me."

'And so a fortnight ago, Caroline became the first British woman to have the 'G-shot', also known as the 'orgasm jab' - an £800 non-surgical treatment that enhances a woman's sexual experience by boosting the G-spot, the ultra-sensitive area of tissue that can hold the key to happy love-making.

Rather like lip-plumping jabs, the treatment involves injecting collagen straight into the G-spot.

This not only enhances its sensitivity, but increases the width of the area to the size of a 10 pence piece.

It also raises the G-spot a quarter of an inch in height, making it much easier to find. And, as Caroline can testify, the results are tremendous. 'I have quite literally never experienced anything quite like it,' she says. 'I had constant multiple orgasms which went on for hours.

'That first time, the whole thing was so intense I was actually a bit scared. I was so overcome, but thankfully the intensity is something I've got used to. I still have multiple orgasms every time I have sex, but they no longer leave me flat on my back.'

Although Caroline, a 41-year-old business developer from Leeds who has no children, says she's always enjoyed a healthy sex life, it wasn't until a few years ago that she first discovered her G-spot.


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The area is named after Dr Ernest Grafenberg, who first described it in a 1950 article in the International Journal of Sexology, and while many women say it's a highly sensitive, erotic area that provides hours of pleasure, others seem unable to locate it at all.

Caroline, until recently, fell into the latter of the two camps, and even questioned its existence.

She says: 'I personally thought anyone who said they climaxed through intercourse alone was lying. And I didn't really believe in the G-spot.

'But a few years ago, my partner at the time said he wanted to find it. We actually set aside an entire afternoon and spent hours searching for my G-spot.'

'Finding the damned thing in the first place was no easy feat and wasn't exactly the most erotic of experiences, but we got there in the end. I still think that women who claim they can find their G-spot during a one-night stand are lying. Once we'd found my G-spot, my sex life did improve, but I still didn't orgasm every time we had sex.
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'To be honest, even when you know where it is, the G-spot can still be incredibly elusive. I found it very frustrating.'

Caroline heard about the arrival of the G-shot in the UK from America a year ago, where the procedure has been available for some years.

She discovered that Professor P. K.W. Dartey, of the UK Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Centre in London's Harley Street, was the UK's only cosmetic gynaecologist approved to administer the shot.

'I was reading these flyers which detailed the G-shot,' says Caroline.

'I immediately thought I had to get it done. 'I attended a consultation, where Professor Dartey explained that injecting collagen into my normal, pea-sized G-spot would enlarge it for up to four months. The results would mean longer, more intense orgasms.

'He showed me a diagram of exactly where the G-spot is - between 5.8 to 6.2cm from the pubic bone. It all sounded pretty straightforward.

'The procedure itself was a bit nerve-racking, though. I was petrified beforehand.

'At one point, Professor Dartey was trying to locate my G-spot with one hand while holding an 8cm needle filled with collagen in the other.

'I lay on my back thinking: "Oh God, what am I doing here?" It didn't hurt and Professor Dartey was very professional about it, but I can't say I wasn't embarrassed.

'Five minutes later though, I was up and dressed, and to my surprise feeling vaguely aroused, but I think that was more because of the anticipation of the sex that I'd have later.'

Caroline was told she had to wait four hours before having sex, and so spent the afternoon shopping.

'When we did have sex I'm happy to report it was just unbelievable - and it's been the same every time since.'

Caroline is so happy with the results that she's already booked in to have a top-up treatment in four months' time and says she'll carry on having the jab indefinitely.

'I'll treat it in the same way as I do getting my hair cut or my highlights done,' she says. 'Christopher and I always had a healthy sex life, but now it's better than ever.'

The G-shot costs £800. For more information visit www.profdartey.com or call 020 8232 5452.






wow $1000 for them to inject fat into some chick's vag? isnt a vibrator like $990 cheaper?


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Re: cant make ur girl cum, get her a g-spot injection [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #8542032 - 06/19/08 09:46 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

i wonder if it's safe.

90210 doctors must be making a fortune off it though.


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Re: cant make ur girl cum, get her a g-spot injection [Re: JT]
    #8542042 - 06/19/08 09:48 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

my gf gets multiply O's everytime anyway


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Re: cant make ur girl cum, get her a g-spot injection [Re: Coaster]
    #8542109 - 06/19/08 10:06 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

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my gf gets multiply O's everytime anyway




sure she does


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Re: cant make ur girl cum, get her a g-spot injection [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #8542130 - 06/19/08 10:11 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

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cant make ur girl cum, get her a g-spot injection




I've never had to worry about this
it's only an issue for guys that give a damn
if their girl get off, not for real men


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Re: cant make ur girl cum, get her a g-spot injection [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #8542147 - 06/19/08 10:15 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

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cant make ur girl cum, get her a g-spot injection




I've never had to worry about this
it's only an issue for guys that give a damn
if their girl get off, not for real men




:yesnod:


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Re: cant make ur girl cum, get her a g-spot injection [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #8542160 - 06/19/08 10:18 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

"I got mine, now you go get yours"


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Re: cant make ur girl cum, get her a g-spot injection [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #8542415 - 06/19/08 11:22 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Why does this world always have to make the things worth working hard for in life easier and easier? That guy in the article just isn't working hard enough at it.


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Re: cant make ur girl cum, get her a g-spot injection [Re: DNKYD]
    #8542577 - 06/20/08 12:06 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

They did that on Nip/Tuck season 4 (maybe 5)
Pretty funny results from pumping it up a little too much.
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Re: cant make ur girl cum, get her a g-spot injection [Re: DNKYD]
    #8542649 - 06/20/08 12:26 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

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Why does this world always have to make the things worth working hard for in life easier and easier? That guy in the article just isn't working hard enough at it.




guys are spoiled with the orgasm every time....i dont think many chicks actually get off EVERY time. ill bet every girl fakes it sometimes. id have a girl back this statement up if any actually posted here


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Re: cant make ur girl cum, get her a g-spot injection [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #8542680 - 06/20/08 12:33 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

I don't disagree with you there. You can't be a rockstar every time. A couple who respects each others sexual needs will have no problems with only one partner getting off, as long as it isn't the same one every time.


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Re: cant make ur girl cum, get her a g-spot injection [Re: DNKYD]
    #8542733 - 06/20/08 12:45 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Muffdiving, FTW


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Re: cant make ur girl cum, get her a g-spot injection [Re: AnarchoTrip]
    #8542739 - 06/20/08 12:46 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

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Muffdiving, FTW




girls like it when u give them the spiderman


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Re: cant make ur girl cum, get her a g-spot injection [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #8542771 - 06/20/08 12:57 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

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Muffdiving, FTW




girls like it when u give them the spiderman




Is that where you fist them and then spread out your fingers as wide as possible?


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Re: cant make ur girl cum, get her a g-spot injection [Re: Ferris]
    #8542778 - 06/20/08 01:01 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

:rotfl:


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Re: cant make ur girl cum, get her a g-spot injection [Re: Ferris]
    #8542798 - 06/20/08 01:08 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

no, its when u cum in your hand and throw it at them. like spiderman shooting a web


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Re: cant make ur girl cum, get her a g-spot injection [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #8542802 - 06/20/08 01:11 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

I don't know why, but that kinda turns me off.  I don't know what the difference is in my head between cum shooting out my cock and throwing it.  Either way it's flying through the air.


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Re: cant make ur girl cum, get her a g-spot injection [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #8542897 - 06/20/08 01:37 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

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DNKYD said:
Why does this world always have to make the things worth working hard for in life easier and easier? That guy in the article just isn't working hard enough at it.




guys are spoiled with the orgasm every time....i dont think many chicks actually get off EVERY time. ill bet every girl fakes it sometimes. id have a girl back this statement up if any actually posted here




I'm a girl and we DON'T get off every time. Sorry to disappoint you guys who think your gf gets off everytime, b/c she doesn't. Chances are at one point she had sex with you even though she wasn't that horny b/c she wanted to please you... and sometimes just knowing she pleased you is enough. :shrug:

women.


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Re: cant make ur girl cum, get her a g-spot injection [Re: AnarchoTrip]
    #8542918 - 06/20/08 01:44 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

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Muffdiving, FTW




agreed.

guys who can't get their girl off need to learn to eat pussy.

problem solved and no needles involved!


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Re: cant make ur girl cum, get her a g-spot injection [Re: AnarchoTrip]
    #8543165 - 06/20/08 03:10 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

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Muffdiving, FTW




If you are good, it pretty much solves every problem for a woman.  :eatingout:


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