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Re: I'm going to live off can food for 1 month! [Re: KetamineKatalyst]
#8512097 - 06/11/08 05:06 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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He's probably got the scurvy
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Re: I'm going to live off can food for 1 month! [Re: KetamineKatalyst]
#8512136 - 06/11/08 05:15 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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KetamineKatalyst said: So uhh, how's it goin partner?
He died 9 days ago.
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Re: I'm going to live off can food for 1 month! [Re: WakeboardrB]
#8512184 - 06/11/08 05:28 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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hopefully he didn't venture into the SPAM section...
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TrippinTeddy
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Re: I'm going to live off can food for 1 month! [Re: KetamineKatalyst]
#8512699 - 06/11/08 07:50 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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KetamineKatalyst said: So uhh, how's it goin partner?
HORRIBLE!!!!
Every time I open a can I want to puke. Seriously, everything about canned foods is disgusting!! The texture, the smell, the taste. Ugghhh... this shit sucks dude.
I'm not a complainer, and this is probably all mental, but man...
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Re: I'm going to live off can food for 1 month! [Re: TrippinTeddy]
#8512703 - 06/11/08 07:53 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Be strong, compadre.
Not that I'm advocating your unhealthy eating or anything.
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Re: I'm going to live off can food for 1 month! [Re: TrippinTeddy]
#8512714 - 06/11/08 07:56 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: I'm going to live off can food for 1 month! [Re: boxcarguy07]
#8512716 - 06/11/08 07:57 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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trippinteddy......do you think that you will make it a complete month? i dont think i could at all.
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Re: I'm going to live off can food for 1 month! [Re: boxcarguy07]
#8512718 - 06/11/08 07:57 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Dude you are fucking retarded if you havent thought of this one yet...
CANNED pizza dough... the shit you roll out that is a rectangle.
CANNED pizza sauce...
and there HAS to be some kind of shitty canned cheese.
Hit that shit in the oven.
Pizza, wont have the canned feel to it at all...
Think of RAW canned ingredients you can make into meals...
Dont get CANNED meals...
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Re: I'm going to live off can food for 1 month! [Re: boxcarguy07]
#8512719 - 06/11/08 07:58 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Although, I don't mind spam all that much at this point. At first I hated it. I fry it in a pan and then use Louisiana hot sauce on that bitch.
I would kill someone for bread! Or some grilled chicken.
If I didn't have my protein shakes right now, I would probably just let my self die of starvation.
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Re: I'm going to live off can food for 1 month! [Re: TrippinTeddy]
#8512726 - 06/11/08 08:00 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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And get some canned NUTS and shit...
Did you read the pizza thing?
YOU COULD EAT FUCKING PIZZA all from legit canned sources...
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Re: I'm going to live off can food for 1 month! [Re: boletusoftruth]
#8512734 - 06/11/08 08:01 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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boletusoftruth said: Dude you are fucking retarded
Shut yer fucking mouth, you obviously haven't read this whole thread. I don't eat pizza. I'm boxer, and I strive for high protein. Also, those little dough things don't count as a can. I can't store it in a cabinet. Now who's the fucking retard.
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Re: I'm going to live off can food for 1 month! [Re: boletusoftruth]
#8512738 - 06/11/08 08:02 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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NO, I CANT!
I eat nuts daily. They are delicious and probably my favorite thing at this point.
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Re: I'm going to live off can food for 1 month! [Re: TrippinTeddy]
#8512746 - 06/11/08 08:05 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Did you try sardines yet? They kick ass and will solve your problems. Even in large amounts.
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Re: I'm going to live off can food for 1 month! [Re: TrippinTeddy]
#8512747 - 06/11/08 08:06 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Btw, don't ever mix tuna in chili mac. You could possibly die, I almost did.
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Re: I'm going to live off can food for 1 month! [Re: PyroBurns]
#8512750 - 06/11/08 08:06 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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I love sardines! I also eat the shit out of canned oysters. They are sooo damn good.
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Re: I'm going to live off can food for 1 month! [Re: TrippinTeddy]
#8512835 - 06/11/08 08:27 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Try to eat as many canned fruits as possible. They're not as good as fresh fruit but at least they keep you in good nutrients.
Chicken soup and Chunky roast beef are both pretty fucking good. Try to get canned stews instead of soups; they're much more nourishing.
By the end of this your sodium count is going to be through the roof. You might have to detox a bit.
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Re: I'm going to live off can food for 1 month! [Re: TrippinTeddy]
#8512841 - 06/11/08 08:28 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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You should get one of your other friends to "sell" you some of your favorite foods, just stuffed in a bottle or whatever
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Re: I'm going to live off can food for 1 month! [Re: kriminalelement]
#8512874 - 06/11/08 08:36 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'm drinking tons of water to help with the salt. I have been getting dehydrated a lot though. I've also been taking in lots of fruit, and those aren't as bad. Its pretty much anything that is slimy, and thats EVERYTHING that is making me sick.
I just get sick to my stomach every time i go to eat. It sucks.
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Re: I'm going to live off can food for 1 month! [Re: jewunit]
#8513034 - 06/11/08 09:15 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Campbell's Chunk Soups
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Re: I'm going to live off can food for 1 month! [Re: Boots]
#8513059 - 06/11/08 09:22 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Go to the farmers market and get someone to can some stuff up for you.
Cheat on it and you could fit all sorts of stuff in a can and still have it come off as legit.
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