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 Fake piss temperature question 
#8343751 - 04/29/08 09:07 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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So I have to take a drug test soon. I decided to buy the Quick Fix fake piss deal. I used the heating pad that came with that on my first day, not knowing that I'd be piss tested when I became permanent instead. So anyway, I bought 10 heating pads similar to the one that came with the Quick Fix. I did a test run today and sat around with the fake piss and heating pad down my pants. The temperature dropped to about 94 and stayed there. So now I'm wondering if these pads are bunk.
Will I fail my drug test if "my piss" is 94 degrees?
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 Re: Fake piss temperature question [Re: Learyfan]
#8344958 - 04/30/08 03:48 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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all the drug tests ive ever took passin range was 90 to 102. so 94 should be fine.
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Re: Fake piss temperature question [Re: trscstghst]
#8344986 - 04/30/08 04:22 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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all the drug tests ive ever took passin range was 90 to 102. so 94 should be fine.
Wow, so there's a 12 degree acceptable range of temperature there for most drug tests in your experience?
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Re: Fake piss temperature question [Re: Learyfan]
#8345190 - 04/30/08 07:18 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Heres what you do go buy a drug test kit at the pharmacy or order one online, test it out yourself, than you will know for sure that your golden. It should have a temp marking on it so you will know if it registers within in acceptable ranges. I don't know why no one has thought of this before it's a great idea, right?
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Re: Fake piss temperature question [Re: UnholyChild666]
#8345300 - 04/30/08 08:01 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Heres what you do go buy a drug test kit at the pharmacy or order one online, test it out yourself, than you will know for sure that your golden. It should have a temp marking on it so you will know if it registers within in acceptable ranges. I don't know why no one has thought of this before it's a great idea, right?
I've done this before. The drug test I bought wasn't always doable yourself. It was possible to have to mail your specimen in if you wanted a for sure result.
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Re: Fake piss temperature question [Re: Sundrop]
#8345312 - 04/30/08 08:06 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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True but the ones that are in the cup generally from what I have seen are about the same, I'm just saying it could help, if temp is your only concern. The cups can malfunction which is why they do send it or you to a lab for certain results.
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Re: Fake piss temperature question [Re: UnholyChild666]
#8345852 - 04/30/08 12:42 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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i also have a drug test coming soon. i stopped smoking sunday (4/27), and my test won't be until at least the first week of may. maybe the second. i can schedule it to my convenience pretty much, so "school" excuse is cool to give me a little extra time. if i do this, and take a detox drink following directions of course, should i be ok?
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Re: Fake piss temperature question [Re: Learyfan]
#8345860 - 04/30/08 12:44 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Man, drug tests must be pretty degrading.
If you can do the job, you can do the job, right? Why do they have to bring drooqz into the picture?
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Re: Fake piss temperature question [Re: MistaUNGA]
#8345863 - 04/30/08 12:45 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I don't think thats enough time. Its something like 6 weeks give or take
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Re: Fake piss temperature question [Re: sam420]
#8345911 - 04/30/08 01:01 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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it would take that long for just a clean test, but i'm gonna take a detox drink before i take the test. and i'm working out and doing the water routine and whatnot
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Re: Fake piss temperature question [Re: UnholyChild666]
#8346476 - 04/30/08 04:29 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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UnholyChild666 said:
Heres what you do go buy a drug test kit at the pharmacy or order one online, test it out yourself, than you will know for sure that your golden. It should have a temp marking on it so you will know if it registers within in acceptable ranges. I don't know why no one has thought of this before it's a great idea, right?
No dude. I'm going to bring in fake piss. I already know that the fake piss is clean. I don't need to test the fake pisss. And I could buy a home drug test and wizz on it, but I already know that my piss is dirty.
I'm asking about how closely they pay attention to the temperature of the fake piss. If "my piss" is 94 degrees, will they fail me?
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Re: Fake piss temperature question [Re: Learyfan]
#8347110 - 04/30/08 07:26 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Learyfan said:
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UnholyChild666 said:
Heres what you do go buy a drug test kit at the pharmacy or order one online, test it out yourself, than you will know for sure that your golden. It should have a temp marking on it so you will know if it registers within in acceptable ranges. I don't know why no one has thought of this before it's a great idea, right?
No dude. I'm going to bring in fake piss. I already know that the fake piss is clean. I don't need to test the fake pisss. And I could buy a home drug test and wizz on it, but I already know that my piss is dirty.
I'm asking about how closely they pay attention to the temperature of the fake piss. If "my piss" is 94 degrees, will they fail me?
Try and find out what the optimal range is, I just said to get a cup to see if it has the optimal range on there. it could just be on little square that turns a certain color if it is within range.
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Re: Fake piss temperature question [Re: UnholyChild666]
#8351612 - 05/01/08 09:42 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I'm sure that somewhere around 98.6 degrees is the optimal temperature. I'm just not sure how close it has to be to that.
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Re: Fake piss temperature question [Re: Learyfan]
#8351630 - 05/01/08 09:47 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Some people run 1 degree up or down from that..
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Re: Fake piss temperature question [Re: Brainiac]
#8351720 - 05/01/08 10:10 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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How common is that in your opinion?
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Re: Fake piss temperature question [Re: Learyfan]
#8351748 - 05/01/08 10:16 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Re: Fake piss temperature question [Re: Learyfan]
#8351764 - 05/01/08 10:20 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Learyfan said:
So I have to take a drug test soon. I decided to buy the Quick Fix fake piss deal. I used the heating pad that came with that on my first day, not knowing that I'd be piss tested when I became permanent instead. So anyway, I bought 10 heating pads similar to the one that came with the Quick Fix. I did a test run today and sat around with the fake piss and heating pad down my pants. The temperature dropped to about 94 and stayed there. So now I'm wondering if these pads are bunk.
Will I fail my drug test if "my piss" is 94 degrees?
depends on what test really
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Re: Fake piss temperature question [Re: Voido]
#8351786 - 05/01/08 10:27 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Brainiac said:
http://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/body-temperature
http://hypertextbook.com/facts/LenaWong.shtml
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depends on what test really
Thanks. I just wonder how serious this place will be about it though. I mean, it's just for an office job.
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Re: Fake piss temperature question [Re: Learyfan]
#8351805 - 05/01/08 10:30 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Learyfan said:
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Brainiac said:
http://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/body-temperature
http://hypertextbook.com/facts/LenaWong.shtml
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Voido said:
depends on what test really
Thanks. I just wonder how serious this place will be about it though. I mean, it's just for an office job.
sometimes they do hair now, you better hope they dont, although if you just test positive for pot sometimes they dont give a shit, thats happened to people i know on several occasions, they just wanna make sure your not coked out or shooting up, but ok, no temp wont matter, because they are gona send it to a lab and it wont be hot, but in a lab it will be hard to come up clean you know? really hard, you should use someone elses piss, or if your gona flush, dilute a lot too, and take b12 i think vitamins so it will stay yellow
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Re: Fake piss temperature question [Re: Voido]
#8351833 - 05/01/08 10:39 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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No, it'll be a urinalysis test for sure. Not sure if they'll test it there or send it off to a lab. But yeah, if they send it off to a lab, temperature really wouldn't matter. I wonder which it will be?
I want to use the fake piss, not the drinks. As long as temperature isn't an issue, Quick Fix should be full proof.
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Edited by Learyfan (05/01/08 10:41 PM)
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