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OfflineToddo
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Riboflavin]
    #7859967 - 01/10/08 02:49 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

nonsense, chili pepper soaked olive oil, a french baguette, and a coke go well together.


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OfflineMocha Bear
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toddo]
    #7859971 - 01/10/08 02:49 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

There is nothing to be feared from a body any more than there is anything to be feared from the darkness. It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more.


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The love you take is equal to the love you make....

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toddo]
    #7859976 - 01/10/08 02:50 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I just bought coca leaves off amazon.


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OfflinePhilanthropist
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #7859979 - 01/10/08 02:51 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

The matrix has you

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OfflinePhilanthropist
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Philanthropist]
    #7859982 - 01/10/08 02:52 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

drive to florida pick a bunch of flowers go to the big apple sell them buy baby powder and grow

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InvisibleDiploidM
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #7860056 - 01/10/08 03:07 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

The military will confiscate your chicken! :chicken:


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Republican Values:

1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Diploid]
    #7860060 - 01/10/08 03:08 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

before the blacks can steal it!

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OfflineLion
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Konyap]
    #7860068 - 01/10/08 03:09 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

This is udder nonsense.


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“Strengthened by contemplation and study,
I will not fear my passions like a coward.
My body I will give to pleasures,
to diversions that I’ve dreamed of,
to the most daring erotic desires,
to the lustful impulses of my blood, without
any fear at all, for whenever I will—
and I will have the will, strengthened
as I’ll be with contemplation and study—
at the crucial moments I’ll recover
my spirit as was before: ascetic.”

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Offlinesam420
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Lion]
    #7860199 - 01/10/08 03:36 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Unless a pork sky flaming rises
Above the peasant digiheaven
Our souls will soar together
Infinity, we behold


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i'm a spy huntin rap dinosaur from the future

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InvisiblecApTaInCrAp
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: sam420]
    #7860243 - 01/10/08 03:45 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Although the aptitude of the particles are indestructible yet feasible. The underneeter of the spector shines light upon your angry yet polite face. She leans in to get a closer look and whispers "bouqueqie"


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InvisibleSell Your Soul
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: cApTaInCrAp]
    #7860253 - 01/10/08 03:46 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Why buy the milk when you can have the cow for free?

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Offlinesam420
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: cApTaInCrAp]
    #7860261 - 01/10/08 03:48 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I have seen The Void.


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i'm a spy huntin rap dinosaur from the future

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: sam420]
    #7860280 - 01/10/08 03:53 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

i, and this is me talking, for one feel that we, and this is we talking, should be he, with he beaing the me that we know as he, should go to get some bubble tea


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OfflineCosmicFool
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #7860321 - 01/10/08 04:04 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

If you're riding a bike up a hill at 80 mph, How many frogs are in your oven?

Wrong 'cause ice cream doesn't have bones and jeeps go beep and sometimes it rains in the winter.


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OfflineLiquid_Dimension
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: CosmicFool]
    #7860329 - 01/10/08 04:08 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

So the red tailed refrigerator came up to my adopted grandmother hen the other day and wanted some change,and she said NO! you're not getting my three fitty! so then I walked down the road to stock up some yellow mustard and feed it to the fax machines down at the pond,oh how I despise chicken flavored air conditioners!


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Offlinewrestler_az
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
    #7860340 - 01/10/08 04:13 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

i like pancakes too!


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how's your WOW?





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InvisibleSell Your Soul
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: wrestler_az]
    #7860369 - 01/10/08 04:20 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

hard and dry, stale pancakes make great targets for when you need to practice your shooting skills.
Just make sure they don't have syrup on them first. :crazy2:

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InvisibleRobo
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Sell Your Soul]
    #7860406 - 01/10/08 04:25 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

There once was a man from nantucket
whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it

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InvisibleSell Your Soul
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Robo]
    #7860480 - 01/10/08 04:37 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Robo]
    #7860482 - 01/10/08 04:38 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

“… And spotteth twice, they, the camels before the third hour. And so the Midianites went forth to Ram Gilead in Kadesh Bilgemath, by Shor Ethra Regalion, to the house of Gash-Bil-Bethuel-Bazda: he who brought the butter dish to Balshazar and the tent peg to the house of Rashomon. And there slew they the goats, yea, and placed they the bits in little pots."

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