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 Silversoul
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 Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: boner soup]
#11688695 - 12/20/09 07:14 PM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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AcidDropper420
I'm from Canada,eh?
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Silversoul]
#11688708 - 12/20/09 07:17 PM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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 Istigkeit
Good Vibrations
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SneezingPenis]
#11688713 - 12/20/09 07:19 PM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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tickle my toe
you psychedelic
Christmas
hoe 
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mufasa
guerilla grower
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Istigkeit]
#11688931 - 12/20/09 07:54 PM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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Invisible_Woe
Less reality, more fantasy!
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Quote:
AcidDropper420 said:
mark ryden
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mufasa
guerilla grower
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#11689103 - 12/20/09 08:28 PM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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Silversoul
Holon
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: mufasa]
#11689119 - 12/20/09 08:32 PM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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Invisible_Woe
Less reality, more fantasy!
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Silversoul]
#11710120 - 12/24/09 01:09 AM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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this is a comando were up shit creek with the goddamn fuckin floaps man
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tripleclick
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#11710446 - 12/24/09 04:53 AM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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Invisible_Woe
Less reality, more fantasy!
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: tripleclick]
#11710633 - 12/24/09 06:50 AM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
tripleclick said:
ahhhhhhhhh ppppffftftdtdtftftftft ahh no no
GIN-GIN-GIN-GIN GIIIIIIENENENEN GIN-GIN-GIN-GIN-GIN OOOO
give u ten dollars if u tell me what my previous post plus this one which would make
this is a comando were up shit creek with the goddamn fuckin floaps man ahhhhhhhhh ppppffftftdtdtftftftft ahh no no
GIN-GIN-GIN-GIN GIIIIIIENENENEN GIN-GIN-GIN-GIN-GIN OOOO
REEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEE
what song thats from....
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#11711074 - 12/24/09 09:08 AM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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heres an original story i just wrote:
"Lecia!!"
The cry echoed throughout her mind for several seconds until the violent snapping sound of her 145 pound vessel pummeling against the earth once again brought her back to reality.
"I believe! I BELIEVE!!!"
But it was not enough... Jesus lifted the averaged sized women again exclaiming
"Bow down to the trinity or burn in hell you fucking whore" and tossed her again, almost 9 feet into the air.
"Please! I beg you, be mercyful!" She cried upon impact.
Jesus picked up the broken women with his left arm pinning her against a concrete wall, her head 3 inches away from large protruding spikes on either side of her.
"Lecia Ludivico, you are guilty of non-belief and blashpemy against the one true god. The Lord has grown tired of your kind of ilk. Satan awaits you in depths of hell."
With this, he pulled her back, close to his face, spat, and then in one swift motion impaled Lecia neck first into the long spike, her screams becoming distorted gurgles in a matter of milliseconds. To finish the act, Jesus gripped either side of her fresh wound ripping outwards, tearing her neck and gulliver effectively in two. A deep booming laugh could be heard within the clouds,
"Excellent my son! Excellent!" The voice of God boomed. "Do with the disgusting women what you may wish" he added. With this, Jesus' eyes lit up with excitement, immediately dropping his toga to the ground and proceeding to skullfuck whatever remained of her head.
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StaleShrooms
human after all
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
#11712084 - 12/24/09 12:34 PM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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luck is an evil woman's affection
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Kick is seeing things from a special angle. Kick is momentary freedom from the claims of the aging, cautious, nagging, frightened flesh. Maybe I will find in yage what I was looking for in junk and weed and coke. Yage may be the final fix.
~William S. Burroughs
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GoshAllMighty
Oh My Gosh!
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: StaleShrooms]
#11712141 - 12/24/09 12:45 PM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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Brief history of time: Star Dust > Fungi > Plants > Animals.
Paul Stamets - A Brief Sample(1:56)
PRESERVE BIO DIVERSITY!
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superblingtheory
ghettogepetto
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: GoshAllMighty]
#11712227 - 12/24/09 01:01 PM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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I would swin through liquid shit to taste sarah silvermans bathwater- not sure why though... 
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GoshAllMighty
Oh My Gosh!
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STAR DUST! HIPPIE ASS STAR DUST!
Neil deGrasse Tyson - The Universe(0:55)
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GoshAllMighty
Oh My Gosh!
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: GoshAllMighty]
#11712611 - 12/24/09 02:10 PM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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This thread was originally about a right wing fundamentalist cattle right?
Thank male primate perception for these!
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boner soup
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Quote:
superblingtheory said:
I would swin through liquid shit to taste sarah silvermans bathwater- not sure why though...
because she's hilarious
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kieranhv
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: boner soup]
#11726887 - 12/27/09 02:15 PM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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skydiving lampshade balloon
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PostiveOutlook
Registered: 05/13/09
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: kieranhv]
#11726916 - 12/27/09 02:20 PM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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[flash=,]http://s.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2009/3/24/17/weirdest-family-photo-ever-probably-nsfw-2379-1237931468-4.jpg[/flash]
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GoshAllMighty
Oh My Gosh!
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: boner soup]
#11726945 - 12/27/09 02:25 PM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
shadyy said:
Quote:
superblingtheory said:
I would swin through liquid shit to taste sarah silvermans bathwater- not sure why though...
because she's hilarious
Christopher Hitchens would disagrees, he said shes uses her flesh and uses her Jewishness:
Vanity Fair - Why Women Still Aren t Funny(4:59)
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