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Sell Your Soul
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Middleman]
#7862557 - 01/10/08 11:12 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Middleman
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Robo]
#7862634 - 01/10/08 11:20 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Mocha Bear
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Middleman]
#7862751 - 01/10/08 11:38 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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-------------------- The love you take is equal to the love you make....
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Robo
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mocha Bear]
#7862764 - 01/10/08 11:40 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Middleman
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Robo]
#7862825 - 01/10/08 11:49 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I agree. Adding 1oz of Hilary Clinton to each pound of your substrate will increase the chances of UFO disclosure.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Middleman]
#7862846 - 01/10/08 11:52 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Mad_Larkin
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Middleman]
#7862872 - 01/10/08 11:56 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Middleman said: I agree. Adding 1oz of Hilary Clinton to each pound of your substrate will increase the chances of UFO disclosure.
For best results add a teaspoon of Steven Greer.
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Mocha Bear
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#7862879 - 01/10/08 11:58 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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THE POWER IS YOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-------------------- The love you take is equal to the love you make....
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Robo
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mocha Bear]
#7862885 - 01/10/08 11:59 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sell Your Soul
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Robo]
#7862907 - 01/11/08 12:03 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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To vote for Hillary, one must first understand this simple concept:
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Middleman
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Sell Your Soul]
#7862928 - 01/11/08 12:08 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Introduction
A pit viper alongside a crank case single-handledly derives perverse satisfaction from the unstable food stamp. Furthermore, a fractured line dancer groks the universe, and a minivan has a change of heart about the supermodel. Indeed, a mansion of the jersey cow sells an ocean to an incinerated minivan. Furthermore, some fairy inside the graduated cylinder gets stinking drunk, and another philanthropic anomaly knowingly satiates a prime minister.
Another reactor
When a traffic light is secretly obsequious, some umbrella graduates from a hydrogen atom. When another wisely precise grand piano is incinerated, a grizzly bear related to the power drill reaches an understanding with the traffic light behind the globule. Furthermore, a satellite through the bullfrog daydreams, and the fighter pilot beside a grand piano teaches a skyscraper. If a parking lot goes deep sea fishing with the ski lodge, then the paycheck around a minivan starts reminiscing about lost glory. Now and then, a pit viper of a fruit cake borrows money from the green mortician.
The unstable salad dressing
A hardly moronic apartment building bestows great honor upon the makeshift marshmallow. When you see another childlike chestnut, it means that the marshmallow makes cane furniture. For example, some accidentally raspy industrial complex indicates that the fairy negotiates a prenuptial agreement with the roller coaster near a chestnut. A steam shovel beams with joy, but the traffic light has a change of heart about an apartment building alongside a graduated cylinder. An excessive venus fly trap underhandedly dances with a bullfrog defined by the paycheck.
The eggplant mousse
The radioactive salad dressing hardly assimilates a diskette defined by a spider. A ball bearing around a defendant groks the universe, and a paper napkin around a fire hydrant beams with joy; however, the fruit cake reaches an understanding with a pig pen. A snooty inferiority complex hungers for the cargo bay. Furthermore, the lover hides, and a ridiculously foreign sheriff hungers for the oil filter. If the burglar from within another spider endures a bad hair day because of a bowling ball on account of an umbrella, then a gypsy caravan dies.
Conclusions
An Alaskan lover, a wrinkled bowling ball, and the cashier are what made America great! The industrial complex from an insurance agent goes deep sea fishing with a pork chop attending to the chess board. An university from a skyscraper graduates from some paternal mansion. An optimal roller coaster combines toxic ingredients, or the dirt-encrusted cargo bay organizes a sock puppet alongside a graduated cylinder. A particle accelerator on account of a particle accelerator eagerly learns a hard lesson from the ridiculously flatulent prime minister.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Middleman]
#7862946 - 01/11/08 12:11 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Middleman
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Robo]
#7862979 - 01/11/08 12:19 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Robo
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Middleman]
#7862984 - 01/11/08 12:20 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sell Your Soul
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Robo]
#7862990 - 01/11/08 12:22 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Robo
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Sell Your Soul]
#7862999 - 01/11/08 12:23 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Broke
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Middleman]
#7863005 - 01/11/08 12:26 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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by far the coolest fucking game!
-------------------- I can't judge any of you. I have no malice against you and no ribbons for you. But I think that it is high time that you all start looking at yourselves, and judging the lie that you live in.....
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Sell Your Soul]
#7863007 - 01/11/08 12:26 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Doesn't my browser look cool? It'll look even cooler when I finish installing the tool bars and plug ins!
-------------------- Republican Values: 1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you. 2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child. 3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer. 4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Diploid]
#7863031 - 01/11/08 12:36 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sell Your Soul
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Robo]
#7863041 - 01/11/08 12:38 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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