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The Official Utter Nonsense Thread * 8
    #7859351 - 01/10/08 03:03 PM (5 years, 4 months ago)

posts shouldnt have anything to do with each other. nothing should make any sense, be coherent, logical, linear, or sequitir.
just pounding on the keyboard would work... but that would be lame.


GO!


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #7859352 - 01/10/08 03:03 PM (5 years, 4 months ago)

FUCK!


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #7859355 - 01/10/08 03:03 PM (5 years, 4 months ago)

Sometimes I feel like a nut,
Sometimes I don't

I'd like to eat acid tonight
But I won't


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Az0th]
    #7859359 - 01/10/08 03:04 PM (5 years, 4 months ago)

one word


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: machination]
    #7859360 - 01/10/08 03:04 PM (5 years, 4 months ago)

Little people enjoy working long hours for no pay, and most of them have candy on their person.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: machination]
    #7859362 - 01/10/08 03:05 PM (5 years, 4 months ago)

"ha!" exclaimed the groomsman.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #7859363 - 01/10/08 03:05 PM (5 years, 4 months ago)

i get pissed when i am texting somebody on my cell phone, and the person replies with an 'ok' or 'cool' or other single-worded affirmative comments like that. this shit costs me a dime every time.

i was going to make my own thread to rant in, but this one suits just fine. thanks. :thumbup:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: machination]
    #7859364 - 01/10/08 03:05 PM (5 years, 4 months ago)

infinite shitduck


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: sam420]
    #7859370 - 01/10/08 03:06 PM (5 years, 4 months ago)

14 has no letters in it.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: machination]
    #7859374 - 01/10/08 03:07 PM (5 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

machination said:
one word




mach, you're the master of non-sense and this is all you could come up with? :lol:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: sam420]
    #7859375 - 01/10/08 03:07 PM (5 years, 4 months ago)

words battered across a crusty shitditch
malingering on flower power prose
on top of this hill my friends
the Shroomery grows


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #7859387 - 01/10/08 03:09 PM (5 years, 4 months ago)

Stroh's Light has an alcohol content of 4.4% with only 113 calories and 7 carbs


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Adom]
    #7859391 - 01/10/08 03:09 PM (5 years, 4 months ago)

The beer delivery man is yelling at Pedro like a little bitch.


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-Erik Davis


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: sam420]
    #7859394 - 01/10/08 03:10 PM (5 years, 4 months ago)

knows job.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: sam420]
    #7859396 - 01/10/08 03:10 PM (5 years, 4 months ago)

Manic, red, little, wacky hookers flying under the burning issues which I love but in fact human fellowship may settle for cleverness.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #7859404 - 01/10/08 03:13 PM (5 years, 4 months ago)

West Okoboji, IA; the Walleye fishing is fair in Smith's Bay. Bluegill fishing is good in Smith's Bay, Little Emerson and the canals using wax worms. A few yellow perch are being caught in Smith's Bay. Crappie fishing is good in the canals for 8 to 11-inch fish.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: robbyberto]
    #7859408 - 01/10/08 03:14 PM (5 years, 4 months ago)

I believe that atleast 10 people this year will vote for John Mccain because they are a confused Die Hard fan.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #7859413 - 01/10/08 03:14 PM (5 years, 4 months ago)

pink and purple plastic pony pinatas


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: robbyberto]
    #7859414 - 01/10/08 03:14 PM (5 years, 4 months ago)

Where the fuck is the sunshine?

Poop stinks.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: RipVanWinkle]
    #7859420 - 01/10/08 03:15 PM (5 years, 4 months ago)

There was wiz waz wazoo against the boofa near the koolak.

And that was the second time I killed Joan of Arc.


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