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OfflineBrainChemicals
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I farted really loud in class today and everyone laughed
    #7498683 - 10/08/07 05:56 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

I sneezed, but when I sneezed I ripped major ass. About 50 people laughed really loud. Ugh.


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OfflineRipVanWinkle
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Re: I farted really loud in class today and everyone laughed [Re: BrainChemicals]
    #7498702 - 10/08/07 05:59 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

:haha:


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Re: I farted really loud in class today and everyone laughed [Re: BrainChemicals]
    #7498709 - 10/08/07 06:01 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

backfired. :lol:


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Re: I farted really loud in class today and everyone laughed [Re: RipVanWinkle]
    #7498710 - 10/08/07 06:02 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

pftt lol hahaahah
i diddnt even have to read the whole title of the thread. all i saw in the pub preview coloum was "i farted really loud..." and i imidiatly bust out giggling


good work my freind, good work :smile:


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Re: I farted really loud in class today and everyone laughed [Re: BrainChemicals]
    #7498721 - 10/08/07 06:03 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

that happened to me in 7th grade

somehow it didn't haunt me past about a week


kudos


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Re: I farted really loud in class today and everyone laughed [Re: demiu5]
    #7498724 - 10/08/07 06:05 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

That's what happens when you can't get over 9/11.

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Re: I farted really loud in class today and everyone laughed [Re: Rustifer]
    #7498779 - 10/08/07 06:18 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

huh?


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Re: I farted really loud in class today and everyone laughed [Re: BrainChemicals]
    #7498800 - 10/08/07 06:22 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

I'm laughing right now. Farts are funny.

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Re: I farted really loud in class today and everyone laughed [Re: AlteredAgain]
    #7498802 - 10/08/07 06:22 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

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AlteredAgain said:
backfired. :lol:




:rofl:


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Re: I farted really loud in class today and everyone laughed [Re: BrainChemicals]
    #7498954 - 10/08/07 06:54 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

I knew a guy in high school who would wait until the class was really silent while taking a test and then just fart as loud as possible.


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Re: I farted really loud in class today and everyone laughed [Re: Stizzle]
    #7498983 - 10/08/07 07:03 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

My friend back in like 5th grade whiped his ass in class and left it under his desk. :shrug:


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Re: I farted really loud in class today and everyone laughed [Re: thoughts]
    #7499041 - 10/08/07 07:18 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

My public farts are usually met with a stony silence. :smile:

Getting out of a theater one night, the bathroom is full, people waiting in line, I'm peeing, and - BRAAAAAAAAAAWP-thhhhhhhhhhhhweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! A big ol' juicy one just wrenches its way out without warning. And I had just started peeing, too, so I had to stand there for another full minute while I drained the main vein. 15 people and you could hear a pin drop in there. People on either side of me, people behind me, people everywhere. I got them all. Just as I was finishing up, I started giggling uncontrollably. Totally fucking lost it on my way out the door. Just as the door was closing behind me, someone said, "Thanks a lot asshole," and I couldn't stop laughing for the next fifteen minutes.


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Re: I farted really loud in class today and everyone laughed [Re: LucidDream]
    #7499091 - 10/08/07 07:29 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

LucidDream said:
My public farts are usually met with a stony silence. :smile:

Getting out of a theater one night, the bathroom is full, people waiting in line, I'm peeing, and - BRAAAAAAAAAAWP-thhhhhhhhhhhhweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! A big ol' juicy one just wrenches its way out without warning. And I had just started peeing, too, so I had to stand there for another full minute while I drained the main vein. 15 people and you could hear a pin drop in there. People on either side of me, people behind me, people everywhere. I got them all. Just as I was finishing up, I started giggling uncontrollably. Totally fucking lost it on my way out the door. Just as the door was closing behind me, someone said, "Thanks a lot asshole," and I couldn't stop laughing for the next fifteen minutes.




:rofl:
oh man...
that was a good one

:smilingpuppy:


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Re: I farted really loud in class today and everyone laughed [Re: BrainChemicals]
    #7499124 - 10/08/07 07:37 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

I would have thought it was funny! I would thought it was funnier when they smelled the fart :lol:

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