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 Cognitive_Shift
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 Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: funnybunny]
#10545923 - 06/21/09 01:59 AM (2 years, 11 months ago) |
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Medium dose LSD trip:
Friend - "What are we doing?"
Me - "Idk just being animals i guess? Hanging out being human? What do you think we are doing?"
Friend - "Woah, we are just being human"
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L'enfer est plein de bonnes volontés et désirs
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 Innoculus
The Wind Fish
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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: OutThisLife]
#10546093 - 06/21/09 03:22 AM (2 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
OutThisLife said:
<3
I KNOW, right??
Right back atcha, brother.
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GhengisKhan
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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: Innoculus]
#10552683 - 06/22/09 08:09 AM (2 years, 11 months ago) |
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"I don't really know what you mean. But I feel ya"
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"When any answer is possible all answers are meaningless" --Isaac Asimov
"Pour me a drink so I can refuse to toast" --Lorie Moore
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GhengisKhan
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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: GhengisKhan]
#10552689 - 06/22/09 08:11 AM (2 years, 11 months ago) |
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"holy shit. Mushrooms are like, is this the peak? Is this the peak? Is THIS THE PEAK?"
"Mushrooms are great. Once you get past the feeling of throwing up, and then past a couple waves of feeling like throwing up."
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"When any answer is possible all answers are meaningless" --Isaac Asimov
"Pour me a drink so I can refuse to toast" --Lorie Moore
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The Herbalist
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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: Innoculus]
#10552707 - 06/22/09 08:20 AM (2 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Innoculus said:
Quote:
The Herbalist said:
While toking on a joint
Me- �Police are a waste of space�
Friends- Endless laughing
Your friends are easily amused.
Well what do you expect, we were tripping 
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nowarning1962
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My friend "Man I am so high, but I feel like I keep getting higher."
My "Yeah dude, its like I'm already ridiculously high, with random spouts of being even more ridiculously high!"
Said while he was one 32mg of 2ce and I was on 45mg 2ce
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Acaterpillar
A little mad...
Registered: 06/09/07
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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: funnybunny]
#10560180 - 06/23/09 03:16 PM (2 years, 11 months ago) |
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From a campout this last weekend. This girl on two hits of cid basically had a breakdown, and spent the whole trip in her tent flipping out.
"Boom!-we all die.."
*Car honks* "That was a horrible movie!"
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Aaa...E I O Uuu...A E I O Uuu..A E I O uh Uuu..
*Cough* *Cough*
Ooo...U E I O Aaa...U E I Aaa..A E I O Uuuuu...
At first sight, The Perfection of Wisdom is bewildering, full of paradox and apparent irrationality.
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fatso
Registered: 05/14/09
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Loc: LA
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from last night after eating a brownie, 2 great tabs and 2.3 grams mush
"i took acid. and now i have my pants off!"
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My old Papaver Somniferums var. Gigantum and my Passion Flower...
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ChildoftheKoRn
No one is stopping you but you
Registered: 09/21/08
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Loc: Pennsylvania
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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: fatso]
#10567810 - 06/24/09 09:51 PM (2 years, 11 months ago) |
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4 friends in a dark room with a black light sitting indian style around a hookah very very high..
Friend 1: Dude i need some air
Friend 2: Well go outside man
(Friend 1 opens the door to the hallway as my dog runs past)
Friend 1: Holy Jesus fuck!! A coyote is in your house man!
Everyone: Oh fuck were gonna die!
Me: Dont worry man im a coyote whisperer
(Hilarious laughter ensues)
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"With your feet on the air and your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it, yeah
Your head will collapse if there's nothing in it
And you'll ask yourself"
"Where is my mind?"
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D! M! T!
Its dynamite! 
Edited by ChildoftheKoRn (06/24/09 09:52 PM)
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Ima Trooper
Nigga done got TOLE!
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Quote:
ChildoftheKoRn said:
Friend 1: Holy Jesus fuck!! A coyote is in your house man!
Everyone: Oh fuck were gonna die!
I lol'd at that part!
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OP is now RP! Read about it here!
"Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!"
deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.
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Dazino
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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: Ima Trooper]
#10582375 - 06/27/09 04:19 PM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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Friend: I'm so bored, i wish I had something to do!
Me: Seeeexxxxxxxxxxxxx maaaaaannnnnn!
Friend: Uhm....what?
Me: Shhh. The trees are watching us. : )
Friend:....Are you...?
Me: Amb I shloh fubking high? 
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Mystagogue
Mad Scientist
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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: Dazino]
#10585027 - 06/28/09 04:25 AM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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From earlier this week...the first time tripping on fresh mushrooms that I had grown myself. My friend said this after going down to the store to get some orange juice:
"Outside. There's a lot going on outside."
We laughed so hard it started to hurt. =)
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indica
penquin
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Quote:
MotherNaturesSon said:
Some of the best qoutes i remember from my tripping:
- (coming up on shrooms) "Dude, nothing has changed but everything. I just... can't put my finger on it"
- (Talking to a drunk person) "You can't begin to imagine, dude... It's like trying to show you a colour you've never seen before. I can't explain... but i know for a fact that this is all very real, say what you want..."
- (smoking with a mate outside)
Me: At the end of the day- I don't need this car..."
(I kick the front wheel)
"...this mobile..."
(I draw my mobile from pocket and throw it into the fields)
"...these clothes..."
(I quickly remove my shirt)
"...or this money."
(Draw and rip some random bills from my back pockets)
"Cuz I've got everything I need riiiight... here!"
(I gently poke my friend's and my own forehead)
"Know what I mean, bro?"
Friend: "Yhea, but you burned my nose with your cigarette, man"
Me: "WOah, sorry man... I wasn't paying attention..."
Friend: "......"
BOth: (burst into laughter)
- Me: "Duuuuude...
Friend: Dude"
Me: "Dude"
Friend: "...."
Me: "Duuuuude...!"
Friend: Duuuuude...!"
Both: (Die laughing)
- (a friend of mine is wearing a shirt with a guy taking a crap in the toilet with the sign "downloading" below)
Me: Dude, my is Mozes always so slow?
Friend: Cuz he's the internet, man. He's like, already always working on stuff and directing downloads for people!"
Me: Woah, really? Mozes! I never knew!
Mozes: Well now you do (laughs)
Me: Can you download some porn for us?
Everybody: (Die laughing)
- (My friend asking a drunk person to put the garbage into according recycle bins)
Friend: If you do I'll pay you 100!
Drunk person: Really?
Friend: Yhea man, tottaly. Im serious.
Drunk person: Okay... (does whateer he was asked to do)
Friend: Okay, mind if I write you a check?
Drunk person: I gues not..
Friend: (takes a sheet of paper, rips it and writes upon it "100") Here you go (hands it to the drunk one)
Drunk person: You trying to be funny?
Friend: What do you mean? I mean it's all paper right? WHy should this be any less or more valuable than the real deal?
Drunk person: You owe me 100 (laughs)
Friend: And i happen to charge 100 for life lessons. We're even.
Me: (burst into laughter)
Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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istandalone
the clit commander
Registered: 04/30/09
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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: indica]
#10585062 - 06/28/09 04:48 AM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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this, said by me just last night. we laughed for hours.
"hey, i think i just shat my pants". "wait, no, that's just sweat"
maybe you had to be there, but we busted up about it forever.
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Now he's Johnny Hammersticks hammerin' away like he's friggin' Tommy Noble
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Cartoonenima
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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: blkjkrabbit]
#10585075 - 06/28/09 04:58 AM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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My favorite quote ever would be when my buddy tim and I were tripping hard on LSD in ireland, and he started to believe I was god, and ran up and down the hostel stairs turning the lights on and off, going, "God? I dont wanna be the devil!"
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RedRainDrop
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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: CDClock]
#10585078 - 06/28/09 05:00 AM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
CDClock said:
Walking past a Jack-o-lantern (it was close to Halloween) with a particularly weird looking face:
"Dude, that pumpkin is like an omen of danger."
Jack o laterns are made to scare away evil spirit.
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Fact: Saving the environment can take centuries
A blow job can take up to 5 minutes.
"When was the last time you heard green peace talk about the immense pleasure you get when you put your penis in someone Else's mouth? " -jonlajoie
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the bizzle
doin' thangs
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Posts: 11,702
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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: Dazino]
#10585109 - 06/28/09 05:21 AM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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ROFL I cant stop looking at ^^^Dazino's signature and thinking:
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TheMushroomJesus said:
"Doesnt that actually make the most sense? These are intelligent beings that are capable of creating anything, including what you call 'science'. And the suicide cults are a sacrifice to these intelligent beings."
"If any of you knew about Applewhite you would know that he represented JESUS..as we all do. He believed he and all of us were jesus to the point he would kill himself to get the message out...while your here..typing away pointless thoughts on a website pretending to make a difference, when in reality, you will never come close to making as much of a difference as even Applewhite."
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Rock80
The Seeker
Registered: 06/13/09
Posts: 32
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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: the bizzle]
#10586307 - 06/28/09 12:09 PM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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"My dog just whispered the Secret to Life into my ear."
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I've been searchin' low and high...
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RedRainDrop
LucidPsychonaught
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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: Rock80]
#10586727 - 06/28/09 01:30 PM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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I remember once saying on mushrooms "God is really good to us",While i felt like I understood how the universe worked completely, everything just clicked. I can't explain it now however, but we all know you can't explain it in full detail.
It's that moment on a trip where you feel enlightened, you feel like you just KNOW the answer to any question you think of. I'm sure, I'm not the only one who's experienced this.
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Fact: Saving the environment can take centuries
A blow job can take up to 5 minutes.
"When was the last time you heard green peace talk about the immense pleasure you get when you put your penis in someone Else's mouth? " -jonlajoie
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origuami
The Cap'n
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Loc: New England, USA
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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: RedRainDrop]
#10586738 - 06/28/09 01:33 PM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
RedRainDrop said:
I remember once saying on mushrooms "God is really good to us",While i felt like I understood how the universe worked completely, everything just clicked. I can't explain it now however, but we all know you can't explain it in full detail.
It's that moment on a trip where you feel enlightened, you feel like you just KNOW the answer to any question you think of. I'm sure, I'm not the only one who's experienced this.
i've experienced similar epiphanies just they never included any thoughts of GOD
there was however very strong messages relayed to me from a being whom i considered the "earth mother" on more than one occasion.
i remember thinking one time, "I don't care if I get stuck like this forever as long as they let me look at the trees every so often."
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I don't believe in cops, bosses, or politicians. Some call that anarchism. I call it having a fucking heart that beats.
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