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 MOTH
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 Ooops...my neighbor saw me naked 
#7258880 - 08/04/07 01:30 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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It's really hot so when I woke up I went out to my living room without clothes on and proceeded to sit on my futon and type on my laptop. I don't have a curtain over my door window so when my neighbor took her dog out (I didn't see her, so engrossed in the computer was I) I looked up, and I saw her staring right at me through the window, full frontal boobage. She looked aside quickly and I calmly got up and went into the bedroom to put on a shirt.
It's not a big deal because my neighbor's cool and all. And pretty good looking. I've just never been seen naked by a neighbor before unexpectedly so it's a new experience.
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 Re: Ooops...my neighbor saw me naked [Re: MOTH]
#7258881 - 08/04/07 01:31 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Would you like her to see you naked again? 
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Re: Ooops...my neighbor saw me naked [Re: MOTH]
#7258885 - 08/04/07 01:33 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Naked isn't sacred.
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Re: Ooops...my neighbor saw me naked [Re: Apollyphelion]
#7258893 - 08/04/07 01:35 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Apollyphelion said:
Naked isn't sacred.
Everything is sacred.  
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Re: Ooops...my neighbor saw me naked [Re: Apollyphelion]
#7258896 - 08/04/07 01:36 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Haha I got a kick out of reading this! Don't worry about it, it's not like its the first time your neighbor saw cleavage, perhaps she'll peep through another one of your windows.
Have fun
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MOTH
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Quote:
OneLessForeskin said:
Would you like her to see you naked again?
Actually, it happened so smoothly that it makes me want to plan other random acts of wanton nudity within public viewing. Being naked was just so...easy.
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Re: Ooops...my neighbor saw me naked [Re: MOTH]
#7258900 - 08/04/07 01:38 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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I knew it! You loved it.
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Quote:
JacquesCousteau said:
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Apollyphelion said:
Naked isn't sacred.
Everything is sacred.
Everything is eaually sacred and un-sacred. Quantum Physics, yo!
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Re: Ooops...my neighbor saw me naked [Re: Apollyphelion]
#7258905 - 08/04/07 01:40 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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I will accept your terms.
Good day, sir!
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MOTH
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Quote:
OneLessForeskin said:
I knew it! You loved it.
Next plan on my agenda:
Street streaking!! Just down the street and back. Run down the street to schoolyard, run back to safe haven, BOOM. Just like that. In a flash of flesh.
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Re: Ooops...my neighbor saw me naked [Re: MOTH]
#7258907 - 08/04/07 01:41 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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This thread is useless without pics.
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Quote:
OneLessForeskin said:
Would you like her to see you naked again?
Quote:
AroundtheSon said:
This thread is useless without pics.
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Edited by dirtworshipper (08/04/07 01:42 PM)
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Re: Ooops...my neighbor saw me naked [Re: MOTH]
#7258912 - 08/04/07 01:41 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
MOTH said:
Quote:
OneLessForeskin said:
I knew it! You loved it.
Next plan on my agenda:
Street streaking!! Just down the street and back. Run down the street to schoolyard, run back to safe haven, BOOM. Just like that. In a flash of flesh.
This is uh, kind of less nonchalant. Your neighbors might be like, "Yo, what the fuck. I have kids." (But do as you please.)
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Re: Ooops...my neighbor saw me naked [Re: MOTH]
#7258913 - 08/04/07 01:43 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
MOTH said:
Quote:
OneLessForeskin said:
I knew it! You loved it.
Next plan on my agenda:
Street streaking!! Just down the street and back. Run down the street to schoolyard, run back to safe haven, BOOM. Just like that. In a flash of flesh.
I'd suggest against getting anywhere near a school!
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MOTH
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Well, it's Saturday, so school's out.  
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Being outdoors naked would be kinda chilly, depending on your location.
But don't worry, I'll warm you up.
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Re: Ooops...my neighbor saw me naked [Re: MOTH]
#7258928 - 08/04/07 01:49 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
MOTH said:
Well, it's Saturday, so school's out.
Run, wild one, run, like the hounds of hell were yapping at your heels and a legion of demons armed to the teeth with vestments of all sort were swarming to force you to cover your beautiful self!
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-Erik Davis
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Re: Ooops...my neighbor saw me naked [Re: MOTH]
#7258933 - 08/04/07 01:51 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
MOTH said:
Well, it's Saturday, so school's out.
Keep in mind that will not prevent you from being charged with exxagerated charges for being near a school.
As long as the route is cop-free, you should be good.
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MOTH
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No cops on our street, just lots of houses. I'm really thinking about this...how bad could it be. Maybe I should do a test run under cloak of nightfall before I try for it in broad daylight.
or is that taking the pussy way out?
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Re: Ooops...my neighbor saw me naked [Re: MOTH]
#7258946 - 08/04/07 01:56 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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haha i say go for it
i know if i saw someone running down my street naked, i'd probably join them
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