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 Re: i just wanted to tell (aka brag to) someone  [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
#7005062 - 06/03/07 08:20 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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tiny_rabid_birds said:
also my first encounter with a full bush. [/quote
"Damn woman, shave that thang! At least trim it!" See she taught you something! Older women don't do brazilian waxes!
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Prisoner#1
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Re: i just wanted to tell (aka brag to) someone [Re: SampaJasli]
#7005067 - 06/03/07 08:22 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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SampaJasli said:
but in all seriousness
you cant jump from "last night we were all drinking" to "so yeah, I fucked her"
that's bad storytelling man, you need more detail and narrative and a photo essay!
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 forbiddendonut
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Re: i just wanted to tell (aka brag to) someone [Re: Prisoner#1]
#7005082 - 06/03/07 08:26 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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When I'm 36, I want to fuck 20 year olds
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tiny_rabid_birds
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Re: i just wanted to tell (aka brag to) someone [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
#7005095 - 06/03/07 08:28 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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yeah, i didn't really go into detail at all, but i figured people like it short and sweet. if you want a full night play by play, then i suppose i'll do that here.
the celebration started at my work. we had a few beers, a few shots, hung out with people from work, had a good time. then a few of us (it was actually her, 3 other girls and myself) headed out to another bar, however they were carding at the door, so the three other girls went in there, while she and i went to the bar directly adjacent. she was starting to get somewhat hands on. nothing sexual, just overt flirtation.
we hung out there for a while, drank a beer or two, talk and listened to a band play. she saw someone she hadn't seen in years and then told me the backstory about the time she spent in brooklyn literally squatting in an apartment building in a decent district wherein the landlord had violated some agreement or something, leaving like 6 apartments open without the collection of rent. free electricity and water, fucking amazing.
then some other people from work showed up, we headed out for another bar. i got in no problem again. we stood around, talked, drank, etc. And then the conversation came up with someone about how young i was, and it just so happened that the doorman was passing behind me on his way back to the bathroom, overheard the conversation and kicked me out. incredibly embarrassing, but whatever. she came outside, stood and talked with me for a while as the others wrapped things up inside.
while we were outside and as we were leaving the other place she got more touchy, rubbing my arms, holding my hands and whatnot. undeniable expressions of interest, and it was at this point that i was thinking, "man, i'll probably actually get a little something tonight." then we went back to my work to get a few drinks before last call. saw some more people and chatted them up. then the two of us sat outside and talked for a long time. more drunken flirtations, lots of compliments.
she was pretty good and tipsy by this point, and i was rather buzzed myself. we went back to my place, i showed her around. i told her i had some cold bottled water upstairs in the mini fridge in my room and that i'd run get it for her, she followed me up. she laid on my bed, beckoned me in, wanted some drunken cuddle action and i happily obliged.
laid and talked, did a lot of that light fingertips running across the skin thing. she went to the bathroom, came back without pants. i followed suit, yadda yadda yadda. sex happened.
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n2dEePe
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Re: i just wanted to tell (aka brag to) someone [Re: forbiddendonut]
#7005096 - 06/03/07 08:28 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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eh, i think that was my wife...for real
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Prisoner#1
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Re: i just wanted to tell (aka brag to) someone [Re: forbiddendonut]
#7005100 - 06/03/07 08:29 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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forbiddendonut said:
When I'm 36, I want to fuck 20 year olds
I'm doing it at 39
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tiny_rabid_birds
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Re: i just wanted to tell (aka brag to) someone [Re: In(di)go]
#7005104 - 06/03/07 08:31 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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In(di)go said:
you know while reading this thread i though, even if it was for just a second, that i had ended up in OTD...
is it not appropriate for the pub? i didn't think it was offensive enough to merit being in the otd.
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Re: i just wanted to tell (aka brag to) someone [Re: maggotz]
#7005109 - 06/03/07 08:32 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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wow dude your my hero, good for you man.
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Krystal Klear
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Re: i just wanted to tell (aka brag to) someone [Re: aDoS]
#7005116 - 06/03/07 08:33 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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aDoS said:
I believe you, thats awesome dude. I've always have wanted to fuck a girl who is 10+ years older then me. I envy you.
Lol at first i thought it said a girl that was 10... i was like woah im not hanging out here anymore lolz!
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tiny_rabid_birds
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Re: i just wanted to tell (aka brag to) someone [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
#7005124 - 06/03/07 08:35 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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ohhh, another thing i should have mentioned. as the foreplay was ending and the sex was beginning, she initiated the penetration sans-protection and i was like "ohhh man.. i want to, but damnit, i'd better be responsible". plus.. she's not even on b-control.
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Re: i just wanted to tell (aka brag to) someone [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
#7005136 - 06/03/07 08:38 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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tiny_rabid_birds said:
Quote:
In(di)go said:
you know while reading this thread i though, even if it was for just a second, that i had ended up in OTD...
is it not appropriate for the pub? i didn't think it was offensive enough to merit being in the otd.
hahaha i didn't mean your original post... i meant the conversation that ensued a few posts later...
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tiny_rabid_birds
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Re: i just wanted to tell (aka brag to) someone [Re: In(di)go]
#7005146 - 06/03/07 08:39 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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ah yes.. i suppose lighthearted discussion of raping little children is a bit offensive, isn't it?
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n2dEePe
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Re: i just wanted to tell (aka brag to) someone [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
#7005147 - 06/03/07 08:39 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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tiny_rabid_birds said:
Quote:
In(di)go said:
you know while reading this thread i though, even if it was for just a second, that i had ended up in OTD...
is it not appropriate for the pub? i didn't think it was offensive enough to merit being in the otd.
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automan
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Re: i just wanted to tell (aka brag to) someone [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
#7005158 - 06/03/07 08:40 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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tiny_rabid_birds said:
ah yes.. i suppose lighthearted discussion of raping little children is a bit offensive, isn't it?
bit my cock looks so big in the hands of an eight year old.
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Re: i just wanted to tell (aka brag to) someone [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
#7005200 - 06/03/07 08:49 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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thats awesome man, so u aint goin on the trip i suspect?
when she comes back, she will be craving that dick.....if u were good.
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tiny_rabid_birds
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Re: i just wanted to tell (aka brag to) someone [Re: Leanin]
#7005206 - 06/03/07 08:51 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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why wouldn't i be going? you kidding me? i'm gonna buy a ticket sometime soon. i've already talked to both of my jobs and got permission to miss work. it'll be an amazing trip and i'm totally looking forward to it.
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