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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: GnuBobo]
    #6965310 - 05/25/07 10:21 AM (5 years, 7 days ago)

Which one?


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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: ZoooftheMoon]
    #6965312 - 05/25/07 10:21 AM (5 years, 7 days ago)

i wasn't planning on it, but i'm not a confident guy. i never chat up random chicks. ever. this is a first for me, and i cant believe how much i exceeded the expectations of myself.
i wasnt gonna ask her out to eat anywhere lol, i was eventually gonna ask if she wanbted to meet up for a coffee or something.
vbtw shes not even 18 yet


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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: unbeliever]
    #6965319 - 05/25/07 10:23 AM (5 years, 7 days ago)

there's ballsy and just stupid :grin:

if you are trying to pick up a woman at kfc, or quiznos, and trying to get a first date..ANYTHING but food.

Go skydiving or something...that's ballsy

I usually play it safe and go see a movie or something.  It depends on the chick.  Some chicks I've just asked if they want to go throw a frisbee around at the park.


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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: ZoooftheMoon]
    #6965320 - 05/25/07 10:24 AM (5 years, 7 days ago)

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Go skydiving or something...that's ballsy





Nah... stupid.

Shit costs a fortune.


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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: indica]
    #6965325 - 05/25/07 10:25 AM (5 years, 7 days ago)

she's 17...coffee is something you'd do with your grandma

going for coffee is decent though, but I wouldn't do that.

She's 17...which means she's young and immature :tongue:  Coffee might be kind of boring


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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #6965328 - 05/25/07 10:26 AM (5 years, 7 days ago)

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Go skydiving or something...that's ballsy





Nah... stupid.

Shit costs a fortune.




hehe so now she thinks your ballsy AND rich! I'm only seeing positives here...unless her chute doesn't open


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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: indica]
    #6965332 - 05/25/07 10:27 AM (5 years, 7 days ago)

coffee? who meets up for "coffee". I thought that was just something you see in the movies. Take her out to somewhere fun , mini golfing, go karts, bowling, pool hall , beach event, comedy club , anykind of live performance. Definatly not the movies. This is a miscomseption. Movies are bad , because you don't get to talk so there really isn't much interaction.


I'd say go with pool hall. Like that you get to see how she handles a stick and a couple of balls off hand.


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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: ZoooftheMoon]
    #6965334 - 05/25/07 10:28 AM (5 years, 7 days ago)

what if i take her to get her clit pierced


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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: Bigrichshrooms]
    #6965335 - 05/25/07 10:28 AM (5 years, 7 days ago)

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coffee? who meets up for "coffee". I thought that was just something you see in the movies. Take her out to somewhere fun , mini golfing, go karts, bowling, pool hall , beach event, comedy club , anykind of live performance. Definatly not the movies. This is a miscomseption. Movies are bad , because you don't get to talk so there really isn't much interaction.


I'd say go with pool hall. Like that you get to see how she handles a stick and a couple of balls off hand.




When I go to the movies, I always go to a matinee, always so empty, and always end up gabbing our faces off.

But I agree...the pool hall and mini-golf are my two favs


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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: ZoooftheMoon]
    #6965339 - 05/25/07 10:29 AM (5 years, 7 days ago)

i work in a pool haul/night club
but she only 17 and cant get in


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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: indica]
    #6965341 - 05/25/07 10:29 AM (5 years, 7 days ago)

Buy her a costume and take her out for some wholesome vigilantism.


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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: indica]
    #6965343 - 05/25/07 10:30 AM (5 years, 7 days ago)

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what if i take her to get her clit pierced




kinky

make sure to be there for her to hold her hand...she'll be yours for life! :grin:


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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: indica]
    #6965345 - 05/25/07 10:30 AM (5 years, 7 days ago)

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So I went in to KFC a few nights ago to pick myself up a Twister combo, and this cute little piece behind the counter is all eyeing me up, and she comes and serves me and is talking to me all flirty and whatnot.
So, after going in there a couple  of times since, I'm almost certain she digs me, but I don't know where to go from here.
I had to go in and get some change for our till at work (work in a bar) and I said "sorry if it seems like I'm stalking you" in a real cheeky kind of way and she said "no, it's ok..." so I started asking her what she does with her spare time n shit and she goes on for a while, and then I ask her if she'd be keen to meet up. She said "ok now you're starting to freak me out" so I laughed it off and said "yeah sorry I'll get out of your hair" as she had some customers in line.

I had to go back about 3 hours later to get more change for our till, and I walked in and said "ok now it must seem like I'm stalking you" she said "oh im so sorry for saying what I said before... I felt really bad. What's your name by the way?" I told her and just said nah don't worry about it and continued our coversation from before.

Then Iasked her if she was from around this part of town, and she dropped the "ok now you're starting to freak me out" again, so I was like :confused: wtf I don't know!!
So I just said, yeah sorry hehe and walked out.
Walked down the street and couldn't get her cheeky little grin out of my face. She's a real nice little hottie with big cute brown eyes and a flirty smile. I felt really shit and started beating up on myself about how I'm no good at picking up chicks (no shit I've never 'picked up' in this manner, it's always just happened through months of being good friends with a girl...)
but yeah... I dunno whether I should go back in and have another crack at her in a weeks time or if that seems desperate.

Oh well. Fuck she was a cutie.
So I'm sitting here wallowing on a bottle of SoCo, sack of buds and Sensation Black 05 getting fucked up talking to you pansy ass mtherfuckers.

MAKE SURE SHES 18 BEFORE YOU HIT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: indica]
    #6965365 - 05/25/07 10:34 AM (5 years, 7 days ago)

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i work in a pool haul/night club
but she only 17 and cant get in




umm, most cities have actual pool halls...that aren't considered drinking establishments...good for all ages.

bowling is another good one too, like buddy said


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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: Krystal Klear]
    #6965366 - 05/25/07 10:34 AM (5 years, 7 days ago)

Can't get her in hmmmm. 


Why not let her in the back door?

better yet why doesn't she let YOU, in HER back door.



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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: Bigrichshrooms]
    #6965380 - 05/25/07 10:36 AM (5 years, 7 days ago)

UH yeah this town doesnt rreallt havy pool halls and thqat kinda thing is looked upon as pretty cheesy
id lioke to to take her (or any girl forthat matter) to the botanical gardens


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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: ZoooftheMoon]
    #6965386 - 05/25/07 10:37 AM (5 years, 7 days ago)

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Go skydiving or something...that's ballsy





Nah... stupid.

Shit costs a fortune.




hehe so now she thinks your ballsy AND rich! I'm only seeing positives here...unless her chute doesn't open




You do NOT want to set the spending bar that high on the first date.

Or the excitement bar, for that matter. You'd have a needy, high-expectations bitch in no time.


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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: ZoooftheMoon]
    #6965407 - 05/25/07 10:44 AM (5 years, 7 days ago)

EDIT:  meant for original poster

Whenever I want to pick up a girl in that sort of situation, I will first ask them if they have a piece of paper.

She hands me a piece of paper, and I go "wait a sec, do you have a pen?"

Now shes got the pen and the piece of paper in her hands.  next:

"Now write your number down for me.  I may want to call you sometime."

If she seems extra interested, I will walk out without taking the number.  Usually they will say "Hey, you forgot your piece of paper"  Tables turned, she thinks she is picking up you.  Yippee!

I find this approach works about 2/3rds of the time.  One of the times I got a fake number, another I was told to fuck off.  Oh well :shrug:
Overall, it seems to work and one chick was actually pretty cool and we ended up dating for 6 months.

:heart: Peace :heart:

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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: Quoiyaien]
    #6965434 - 05/25/07 10:52 AM (5 years, 7 days ago)

yeah but rejection fucking DRILLS me

sounds ike a neat idea though, i may havre to try it
it has gotten to the point of number exchanging
keep in mind im still relatively young


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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: indica]
    #6965489 - 05/25/07 11:08 AM (5 years, 7 days ago)

Then get used to rejection.  Go to a mall with the intent of getting rejected as much as possible.  The first few are scary, but afterwords it becomes easy.  Its great, because you are approaching girls with the intent to get rejected, there will be a certain cockiness to your approach.  Dont ask me why, but that half cocky, half nice guy approach seems to be the best.  You never know, you may meet someone cool in the process. 

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