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 I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC
#6964835 - 05/25/07 07:35 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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So I went in to KFC a few nights ago to pick myself up a Twister combo, and this cute little piece behind the counter is all eyeing me up, and she comes and serves me and is talking to me all flirty and whatnot.
So, after going in there a couple of times since, I'm almost certain she digs me, but I don't know where to go from here.
I had to go in and get some change for our till at work (work in a bar) and I said "sorry if it seems like I'm stalking you" in a real cheeky kind of way and she said "no, it's ok..." so I started asking her what she does with her spare time n shit and she goes on for a while, and then I ask her if she'd be keen to meet up. She said "ok now you're starting to freak me out" so I laughed it off and said "yeah sorry I'll get out of your hair" as she had some customers in line.
I had to go back about 3 hours later to get more change for our till, and I walked in and said "ok now it must seem like I'm stalking you" she said "oh im so sorry for saying what I said before... I felt really bad. What's your name by the way?" I told her and just said nah don't worry about it and continued our coversation from before.
Then Iasked her if she was from around this part of town, and she dropped the "ok now you're starting to freak me out" again, so I was like  wtf I don't know!!
So I just said, yeah sorry hehe and walked out.
Walked down the street and couldn't get her cheeky little grin out of my face. She's a real nice little hottie with big cute brown eyes and a flirty smile. I felt really shit and started beating up on myself about how I'm no good at picking up chicks (no shit I've never 'picked up' in this manner, it's always just happened through months of being good friends with a girl...)
but yeah... I dunno whether I should go back in and have another crack at her in a weeks time or if that seems desperate.
Oh well. Fuck she was a cutie.
So I'm sitting here wallowing on a bottle of SoCo, sack of buds and Sensation Black 05 getting fucked up talking to you pansy ass mtherfuckers.
happy friday
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Irradiated_Feces
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 Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: indica]
#6964842 - 05/25/07 07:38 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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Tell her you want to rub her in hot chicken grease. Ladies love the sensual stuff.
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ralphroks
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
#6964855 - 05/25/07 07:48 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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Lmao 
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: indica]
#6964857 - 05/25/07 07:49 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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Don't sweat it man, she works at KFC... 
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Then Iasked her if she was from around this part of town, and she dropped the "ok now you're starting to freak me out" again, so I was like wtf I don't know!!
So I just said, yeah sorry hehe and walked out.
Tip: Don't ask her where she lives until you need to.
Happy Friday 
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Edited by WhiskeyClone (05/25/07 07:50 AM)
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 blueferret
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#6964877 - 05/25/07 07:57 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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Confidence dude. Be honest and direct. "I'm not trying to stalk you I just thought you where cute and would like to get to know you better." If she realy thought you where creapy she would have told you to get out, and to not come back. If being friends first with girls is what works for you then work that game. Try to just hang out, and your the one who put the idea in her head you could be a stalker to begin with. Dont set your self up for failure. See success and it will find you.
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indica
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#6964878 - 05/25/07 07:58 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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Yeah, it's time i found myself a new chick, and what better place to find one than in a chicken-frying bucket bouquet!!
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: indica]
#6965152 - 05/25/07 09:33 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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If you get her, she will come home smelling of greasy goodness every night.
It is simply disgusting.
I dated a girl that worked at Pizza Hut, and now I can't stand "that" smell.
Edited by AroundtheSon (05/25/07 09:33 AM)
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: AroundtheSon]
#6965158 - 05/25/07 09:36 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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Gross.
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#6965160 - 05/25/07 09:36 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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Wut he sed
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#6965233 - 05/25/07 09:59 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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man here's what you do.
go to the counter and say you want some breast and some gravy to top off on the breast. And then ask her how much.
If starts ringing you up for chicken breast ..... just relax and smoothly say "who said anything about chicken? "
trust me this is fool proof
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: indica]
#6965239 - 05/25/07 10:00 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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It doesn't sound like she's keen on you.
I'd leave her alone.
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indica
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: spacelord]
#6965270 - 05/25/07 10:13 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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hmm i dunnno you wouold have to see the way she was looking at me.
it was 'the look'
anyway im stoned as fuck and pissed as a nit now so i'm obviously feeling a lot better
but you would have to SEE HER!
i asked her if she was 18 and if shre 'went out' but she saiod lo;l"no im only 17"
i was likt oh well pity
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: indica]
#6965276 - 05/25/07 10:15 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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Seriously, just walk in there in a week or something and after saying "hi, how's it going"(or whatever...just keep the small talk to a minimum), say something like, "I think you're cute and I was wondering if you wanted to do something after work/this weekend. You wanna go see a movie or something?"
I dunno, something along those lines. Just be confident and direct...women go crazy for that shit.
If she says no, well at least you'll know and even though she turned you down, I'm sure she'll notice the self confidence and look at you differently. Then one day, months later, you'll catch her drunk at the bar or something and the timing might just be right...she'll remember you and the way you were direct with her 
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: ZoooftheMoon]
#6965282 - 05/25/07 10:16 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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Yeah why not 
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: indica]
#6965290 - 05/25/07 10:18 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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(didn't read any of the original post or the replies)
I'll see your hot KFC chick and raise you this uber hot russian chick that works at the quiznos near me. She looks like a pixie princess and has a sexy james bond villainess accent. Rawr!
k, that's it. I have no advice on how to score with fast food workers.
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: unbeliever]
#6965295 - 05/25/07 10:19 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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Once again, :ttiwwop:
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: unbeliever]
#6965298 - 05/25/07 10:19 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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imsure you win
but dont u just love flirty looks from hot strangers?
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: unbeliever]
#6965299 - 05/25/07 10:19 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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unbeliever said:
k, that's it. I have no advice on how to score with fast food workers.
whatever you do, don't ever ask a fast food worker out for something to eat for the first date...especially if you are picking her up at her work
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Edited by entityexperiment (05/25/07 10:20 AM)
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: ZoooftheMoon]
#6965307 - 05/25/07 10:20 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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Quote:
entityexperiment said:
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unbeliever said:
k, that's it. I have no advice on how to score with fast food workers.
whatever you do, don't ever ask a fast food worker out for something to eat for the first date.
If you're ballsy you could take them out to dinner, then go to the place they work at and try to scam a discount or free meal. Chicks dig ballsy, right?
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#6965308 - 05/25/07 10:20 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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That sig quote is hilarious.
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