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 I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC
#6964835 - 05/25/07 07:35 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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So I went in to KFC a few nights ago to pick myself up a Twister combo, and this cute little piece behind the counter is all eyeing me up, and she comes and serves me and is talking to me all flirty and whatnot.
So, after going in there a couple of times since, I'm almost certain she digs me, but I don't know where to go from here.
I had to go in and get some change for our till at work (work in a bar) and I said "sorry if it seems like I'm stalking you" in a real cheeky kind of way and she said "no, it's ok..." so I started asking her what she does with her spare time n shit and she goes on for a while, and then I ask her if she'd be keen to meet up. She said "ok now you're starting to freak me out" so I laughed it off and said "yeah sorry I'll get out of your hair" as she had some customers in line.
I had to go back about 3 hours later to get more change for our till, and I walked in and said "ok now it must seem like I'm stalking you" she said "oh im so sorry for saying what I said before... I felt really bad. What's your name by the way?" I told her and just said nah don't worry about it and continued our coversation from before.
Then Iasked her if she was from around this part of town, and she dropped the "ok now you're starting to freak me out" again, so I was like  wtf I don't know!!
So I just said, yeah sorry hehe and walked out.
Walked down the street and couldn't get her cheeky little grin out of my face. She's a real nice little hottie with big cute brown eyes and a flirty smile. I felt really shit and started beating up on myself about how I'm no good at picking up chicks (no shit I've never 'picked up' in this manner, it's always just happened through months of being good friends with a girl...)
but yeah... I dunno whether I should go back in and have another crack at her in a weeks time or if that seems desperate.
Oh well. Fuck she was a cutie.
So I'm sitting here wallowing on a bottle of SoCo, sack of buds and Sensation Black 05 getting fucked up talking to you pansy ass mtherfuckers.
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 Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: indica]
#6964842 - 05/25/07 07:38 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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Tell her you want to rub her in hot chicken grease. Ladies love the sensual stuff.
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
#6964855 - 05/25/07 07:48 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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Lmao 
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: indica]
#6964857 - 05/25/07 07:49 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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Don't sweat it man, she works at KFC... 
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Then Iasked her if she was from around this part of town, and she dropped the "ok now you're starting to freak me out" again, so I was like wtf I don't know!!
So I just said, yeah sorry hehe and walked out.
Tip: Don't ask her where she lives until you need to.
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#6964877 - 05/25/07 07:57 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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Confidence dude. Be honest and direct. "I'm not trying to stalk you I just thought you where cute and would like to get to know you better." If she realy thought you where creapy she would have told you to get out, and to not come back. If being friends first with girls is what works for you then work that game. Try to just hang out, and your the one who put the idea in her head you could be a stalker to begin with. Dont set your self up for failure. See success and it will find you.
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#6964878 - 05/25/07 07:58 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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Yeah, it's time i found myself a new chick, and what better place to find one than in a chicken-frying bucket bouquet!!
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: indica]
#6965152 - 05/25/07 09:33 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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If you get her, she will come home smelling of greasy goodness every night.
It is simply disgusting.
I dated a girl that worked at Pizza Hut, and now I can't stand "that" smell.
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: AroundtheSon]
#6965158 - 05/25/07 09:36 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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Gross.
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#6965160 - 05/25/07 09:36 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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Wut he sed
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#6965233 - 05/25/07 09:59 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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man here's what you do.
go to the counter and say you want some breast and some gravy to top off on the breast. And then ask her how much.
If starts ringing you up for chicken breast ..... just relax and smoothly say "who said anything about chicken? "
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: indica]
#6965239 - 05/25/07 10:00 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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It doesn't sound like she's keen on you.
I'd leave her alone.
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: spacelord]
#6965270 - 05/25/07 10:13 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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hmm i dunnno you wouold have to see the way she was looking at me.
it was 'the look'
anyway im stoned as fuck and pissed as a nit now so i'm obviously feeling a lot better
but you would have to SEE HER!
i asked her if she was 18 and if shre 'went out' but she saiod lo;l"no im only 17"
i was likt oh well pity
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: indica]
#6965276 - 05/25/07 10:15 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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Seriously, just walk in there in a week or something and after saying "hi, how's it going"(or whatever...just keep the small talk to a minimum), say something like, "I think you're cute and I was wondering if you wanted to do something after work/this weekend. You wanna go see a movie or something?"
I dunno, something along those lines. Just be confident and direct...women go crazy for that shit.
If she says no, well at least you'll know and even though she turned you down, I'm sure she'll notice the self confidence and look at you differently. Then one day, months later, you'll catch her drunk at the bar or something and the timing might just be right...she'll remember you and the way you were direct with her 
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: ZoooftheMoon]
#6965282 - 05/25/07 10:16 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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Yeah why not 
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: indica]
#6965290 - 05/25/07 10:18 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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(didn't read any of the original post or the replies)
I'll see your hot KFC chick and raise you this uber hot russian chick that works at the quiznos near me. She looks like a pixie princess and has a sexy james bond villainess accent. Rawr!
k, that's it. I have no advice on how to score with fast food workers.
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: unbeliever]
#6965295 - 05/25/07 10:19 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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Once again, :ttiwwop:
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: unbeliever]
#6965298 - 05/25/07 10:19 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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imsure you win
but dont u just love flirty looks from hot strangers?
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: unbeliever]
#6965299 - 05/25/07 10:19 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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k, that's it. I have no advice on how to score with fast food workers.
whatever you do, don't ever ask a fast food worker out for something to eat for the first date...especially if you are picking her up at her work
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: ZoooftheMoon]
#6965307 - 05/25/07 10:20 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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entityexperiment said:
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unbeliever said:
k, that's it. I have no advice on how to score with fast food workers.
whatever you do, don't ever ask a fast food worker out for something to eat for the first date.
If you're ballsy you could take them out to dinner, then go to the place they work at and try to scam a discount or free meal. Chicks dig ballsy, right?
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#6965308 - 05/25/07 10:20 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: GnuBobo]
#6965310 - 05/25/07 10:21 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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Which one?
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: ZoooftheMoon]
#6965312 - 05/25/07 10:21 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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i wasn't planning on it, but i'm not a confident guy. i never chat up random chicks. ever. this is a first for me, and i cant believe how much i exceeded the expectations of myself.
i wasnt gonna ask her out to eat anywhere lol, i was eventually gonna ask if she wanbted to meet up for a coffee or something.
vbtw shes not even 18 yet
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: unbeliever]
#6965319 - 05/25/07 10:23 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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there's ballsy and just stupid 
if you are trying to pick up a woman at kfc, or quiznos, and trying to get a first date..ANYTHING but food.
Go skydiving or something...that's ballsy
I usually play it safe and go see a movie or something. It depends on the chick. Some chicks I've just asked if they want to go throw a frisbee around at the park.
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: ZoooftheMoon]
#6965320 - 05/25/07 10:24 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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Go skydiving or something...that's ballsy
Nah... stupid.
Shit costs a fortune.
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: indica]
#6965325 - 05/25/07 10:25 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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she's 17...coffee is something you'd do with your grandma
going for coffee is decent though, but I wouldn't do that.
She's 17...which means she's young and immature  Coffee might be kind of boring
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#6965328 - 05/25/07 10:26 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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Go skydiving or something...that's ballsy
Nah... stupid.
Shit costs a fortune.
hehe so now she thinks your ballsy AND rich! I'm only seeing positives here...unless her chute doesn't open
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: indica]
#6965332 - 05/25/07 10:27 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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coffee? who meets up for "coffee". I thought that was just something you see in the movies. Take her out to somewhere fun , mini golfing, go karts, bowling, pool hall , beach event, comedy club , anykind of live performance. Definatly not the movies. This is a miscomseption. Movies are bad , because you don't get to talk so there really isn't much interaction.
I'd say go with pool hall. Like that you get to see how she handles a stick and a couple of balls off hand.
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: ZoooftheMoon]
#6965334 - 05/25/07 10:28 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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what if i take her to get her clit pierced
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: Bigrichshrooms]
#6965335 - 05/25/07 10:28 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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coffee? who meets up for "coffee". I thought that was just something you see in the movies. Take her out to somewhere fun , mini golfing, go karts, bowling, pool hall , beach event, comedy club , anykind of live performance. Definatly not the movies. This is a miscomseption. Movies are bad , because you don't get to talk so there really isn't much interaction.
I'd say go with pool hall. Like that you get to see how she handles a stick and a couple of balls off hand.
When I go to the movies, I always go to a matinee, always so empty, and always end up gabbing our faces off.
But I agree...the pool hall and mini-golf are my two favs
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: ZoooftheMoon]
#6965339 - 05/25/07 10:29 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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i work in a pool haul/night club
but she only 17 and cant get in
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: indica]
#6965341 - 05/25/07 10:29 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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Buy her a costume and take her out for some wholesome vigilantism.
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: indica]
#6965343 - 05/25/07 10:30 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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what if i take her to get her clit pierced
kinky
make sure to be there for her to hold her hand...she'll be yours for life!
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: indica]
#6965345 - 05/25/07 10:30 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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So I went in to KFC a few nights ago to pick myself up a Twister combo, and this cute little piece behind the counter is all eyeing me up, and she comes and serves me and is talking to me all flirty and whatnot.
So, after going in there a couple of times since, I'm almost certain she digs me, but I don't know where to go from here.
I had to go in and get some change for our till at work (work in a bar) and I said "sorry if it seems like I'm stalking you" in a real cheeky kind of way and she said "no, it's ok..." so I started asking her what she does with her spare time n shit and she goes on for a while, and then I ask her if she'd be keen to meet up. She said "ok now you're starting to freak me out" so I laughed it off and said "yeah sorry I'll get out of your hair" as she had some customers in line.
I had to go back about 3 hours later to get more change for our till, and I walked in and said "ok now it must seem like I'm stalking you" she said "oh im so sorry for saying what I said before... I felt really bad. What's your name by the way?" I told her and just said nah don't worry about it and continued our coversation from before.
Then Iasked her if she was from around this part of town, and she dropped the "ok now you're starting to freak me out" again, so I was like wtf I don't know!!
So I just said, yeah sorry hehe and walked out.
Walked down the street and couldn't get her cheeky little grin out of my face. She's a real nice little hottie with big cute brown eyes and a flirty smile. I felt really shit and started beating up on myself about how I'm no good at picking up chicks (no shit I've never 'picked up' in this manner, it's always just happened through months of being good friends with a girl...)
but yeah... I dunno whether I should go back in and have another crack at her in a weeks time or if that seems desperate.
Oh well. Fuck she was a cutie.
So I'm sitting here wallowing on a bottle of SoCo, sack of buds and Sensation Black 05 getting fucked up talking to you pansy ass mtherfuckers.
MAKE SURE SHES 18 BEFORE YOU HIT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: indica]
#6965365 - 05/25/07 10:34 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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i work in a pool haul/night club
but she only 17 and cant get in
umm, most cities have actual pool halls...that aren't considered drinking establishments...good for all ages.
bowling is another good one too, like buddy said
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: Krystal Klear]
#6965366 - 05/25/07 10:34 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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Can't get her in hmmmm.
Why not let her in the back door?
better yet why doesn't she let YOU, in HER back door.
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: Bigrichshrooms]
#6965380 - 05/25/07 10:36 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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UH yeah this town doesnt rreallt havy pool halls and thqat kinda thing is looked upon as pretty cheesy
id lioke to to take her (or any girl forthat matter) to the botanical gardens
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: ZoooftheMoon]
#6965386 - 05/25/07 10:37 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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Go skydiving or something...that's ballsy
Nah... stupid.
Shit costs a fortune.
hehe so now she thinks your ballsy AND rich! I'm only seeing positives here...unless her chute doesn't open
You do NOT want to set the spending bar that high on the first date.
Or the excitement bar, for that matter. You'd have a needy, high-expectations bitch in no time.
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: ZoooftheMoon]
#6965407 - 05/25/07 10:44 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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EDIT: meant for original poster
Whenever I want to pick up a girl in that sort of situation, I will first ask them if they have a piece of paper.
She hands me a piece of paper, and I go "wait a sec, do you have a pen?"
Now shes got the pen and the piece of paper in her hands. next:
"Now write your number down for me. I may want to call you sometime."
If she seems extra interested, I will walk out without taking the number. Usually they will say "Hey, you forgot your piece of paper" Tables turned, she thinks she is picking up you. Yippee!
I find this approach works about 2/3rds of the time. One of the times I got a fake number, another I was told to fuck off. Oh well 
Overall, it seems to work and one chick was actually pretty cool and we ended up dating for 6 months.
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: Quoiyaien]
#6965434 - 05/25/07 10:52 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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yeah but rejection fucking DRILLS me
sounds ike a neat idea though, i may havre to try it
it has gotten to the point of number exchanging
keep in mind im still relatively young
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: indica]
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Then get used to rejection. Go to a mall with the intent of getting rejected as much as possible. The first few are scary, but afterwords it becomes easy. Its great, because you are approaching girls with the intent to get rejected, there will be a certain cockiness to your approach. Dont ask me why, but that half cocky, half nice guy approach seems to be the best. You never know, you may meet someone cool in the process.
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: indica]
#6965494 - 05/25/07 11:09 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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You know people at KFC are supposed to serve the food to you if you go in and sit down instead of wait at the counter. All fast food places are.
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: indica]
#6965497 - 05/25/07 11:10 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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I bet she was finger lickin' good too.
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: Newbie]
#6965527 - 05/25/07 11:18 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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I was waiting for that ^^^^
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#6965538 - 05/25/07 11:21 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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man
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: indica]
#6965547 - 05/25/07 11:23 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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man
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Que?
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#6965564 - 05/25/07 11:26 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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fuckin
u know u wanna fuck all them underage sluts that serve yo food
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: indica]
#6965587 - 05/25/07 11:33 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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its the hairnet 
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: indica]
#6965590 - 05/25/07 11:33 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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Ask her if she'll toast your twister and if she does, go back for a zinger.
She's probably knobbing the Colonel anyways.
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: mr_kite]
#6965622 - 05/25/07 11:43 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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ah u guys are all cunts
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: indica]
#6965660 - 05/25/07 11:53 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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Marry her for her money. She's probably rich if she works at KFC.
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: indica]
#6965677 - 05/25/07 11:57 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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Tell her you'll give her your own secret blend of herbs a spices. (afroman)
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: RandalFlagg]
#6965678 - 05/25/07 11:58 AM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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cheers for champion afdvice wanker
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#6965685 - 05/25/07 12:00 PM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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entityexperiment said:
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WhiskeyClone said:
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entityexperiment said:
Go skydiving or something...that's ballsy
Nah... stupid.
Shit costs a fortune.
hehe so now she thinks your ballsy AND rich! I'm only seeing positives here...unless her chute doesn't open
You do NOT want to set the spending bar that high on the first date.
Or the excitement bar, for that matter. You'd have a needy, high-expectations bitch in no time.
haha that was awesome. so true. so true
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: indica]
#6965689 - 05/25/07 12:02 PM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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I personally wouldn't want my dick to smell like kfc, but that's just me
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: ZoooftheMoon]
#6965693 - 05/25/07 12:03 PM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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I dated a girl that worked at subway and she smelt like bread the whole time and it fucking sucked
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: Dobie]
#6965695 - 05/25/07 12:06 PM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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hahahaha
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: Dobie]
#6965705 - 05/25/07 12:08 PM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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I dated a girl that worked at subway and she smelt like bread the whole time and it fucking sucked
haha make that two for fucking a subway bitch.
Seriously...the subway smell gets old. She'd be giving head and I'm sniffing around...swearing she had a foot long meatball sub in her back pocket
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: indica]
#6965726 - 05/25/07 12:17 PM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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cheers for champion afdvice wanker
hahaha! being 18 sucks, eh? dont worry, everything gets better in your early 20s.
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: mr_kite]
#6965739 - 05/25/07 12:20 PM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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cheers for champion afdvice wanker
hahaha! being 18 sucks, eh? dont worry, everything gets better in your early 20s.
Damn skippy!
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: Dobie]
#6965827 - 05/25/07 12:53 PM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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I dated a girl that grew mushrooms... smelled like shit all the time.
Nah I didn't
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#6966112 - 05/25/07 02:13 PM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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MY ex of 3 years worked at McDonald's with me when we were 15-18. That was some greasy french fry sex... 
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#6966227 - 05/25/07 02:44 PM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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You'd have a needy, high-expectations bitch in no time.
It doesn't take much.
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: ZoooftheMoon]
#6966595 - 05/25/07 05:10 PM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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I was a Dairy Queen girl.
Quote:
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I usually play it safe and go see a movie or something.
Movies fucking suck balls for dates. If a guy asks me to a movie, I'll usually go because I get to pick the flick, but after that, seldom does anything work out. When I get asked on a first date to the movies it just sounds like "Hey, I'm completely uninteresting, conventional, and have nothing mildly enthralling to say for the entirety of our time together"
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: sweetsweet]
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Sorry, I have to respond to the OP. That was an awesome post! I can't imagine a hot looking chick I would want to date in a KFC. The ones in my neighborhood aren't exactly the most attractive looking broads. Don't mean to sound racist, cause it really isn't, but I'm just not into black girls...
I just imagine you hitting on one of the raunchy ones and thinking she is a goddess and it cracks me up.
I do like their chicken and biscuit bowls, with the corn on it. Fuck yeah! 
Like I said, Great post. The girl sounds like a cunt. Little game of cat and mouse? Fuck that, let some other sucker fall for her bullshit. Onto the next!!!!
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: sweetsweet]
#6966612 - 05/25/07 05:18 PM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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sweetsweet said:
Movies fucking suck balls for dates. If a guy asks me to a movie, I'll usually go because I get to pick the flick, but after that, seldom does anything work out. When I get asked on a first date to the movies it just sounds like "Hey, I'm completely uninteresting, conventional, and have nothing mildly enthralling to say for the entirety of our time together"
What if the guy was really passionate about the movie and had interesting shit to say pertaining to it's topic? Would that get your bubbler burning? 
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: sweetsweet]
#6966627 - 05/25/07 05:23 PM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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sweetsweet said:
I was a Dairy Queen girl.
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entityexperiment said:
I usually play it safe and go see a movie or something.
Movies fucking suck balls for dates. If a guy asks me to a movie, I'll usually go because I get to pick the flick, but after that, seldom does anything work out. When I get asked on a first date to the movies it just sounds like "Hey, I'm completely uninteresting, conventional, and have nothing mildly enthralling to say for the entirety of our time together"
When I ask a chick for a first date to the movie theatre, it's on the known consensus that we are going to an empty theatre where we can be goofy and make fun of the show together.
Any chick I've taken that path with, I end up fucking the shit out of
That's only if I know she's into that shit though.
pool and bowling are sweet first dates. The "option" to drink is there at either, our only pool hall or our only bowling alley...so usually it turns out as really good times.
If I can tell she's an active girl, I'll see if she's into mountain biking or go throw a frisbee or football around or something.
I dunno...all my dates have resulted in good things, so just my 
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: DrCamacho89]
#6966818 - 05/25/07 06:27 PM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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DrCamacho89 said:
Quote:
sweetsweet said:
Movies fucking suck balls for dates. If a guy asks me to a movie, I'll usually go because I get to pick the flick, but after that, seldom does anything work out. When I get asked on a first date to the movies it just sounds like "Hey, I'm completely uninteresting, conventional, and have nothing mildly enthralling to say for the entirety of our time together"
What if the guy was really passionate about the movie and had interesting shit to say pertaining to it's topic? Would that get your bubbler burning?
If he had anything worthwhile to say, then that would be cool. Or if we went out to coffee or something afterwards to discuss and actually connect with eachother, then that would get my bubbler burning. haha. I just hate those dates where you know you're not connecting with the other person, and you're just watching the minutes pass on the clock.
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#6967092 - 05/25/07 07:32 PM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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Which one?
The elfin one.
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: DrCamacho89]
#6967332 - 05/25/07 08:44 PM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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man
i hate it, i dunno how it is where u live, butaround here all the hotties work in fast food
i have to go andtry sanother crack at her its driving me nuts
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: sweetsweet]
#6968674 - 05/26/07 07:15 AM (5 years, 6 days ago) |
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sweetsweet said:
I was a Dairy Queen girl.
Quote:
entityexperiment said:
I usually play it safe and go see a movie or something.
Movies fucking suck balls for dates. If a guy asks me to a movie, I'll usually go because I get to pick the flick, but after that, seldom does anything work out. When I get asked on a first date to the movies it just sounds like "Hey, I'm completely uninteresting, conventional, and have nothing mildly enthralling to say for the entirety of our time together"
Good to know
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#6968690 - 05/26/07 07:23 AM (5 years, 6 days ago) |
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man
there is a few hotties that work in this particular kfc. i went in again tonight and got my regular twister combo and started chatting up the other one. hot dang
its good to know that at least i'm getting practice in tuning, i've never really done it before
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
#6968706 - 05/26/07 07:31 AM (5 years, 6 days ago) |
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Tell her you want to rub her in hot chicken grease. Ladies love the sensual stuff.
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: GnuBobo]
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Which one?
The elfin one.
Haha the professor just couldn't take it
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#6969186 - 05/26/07 10:45 AM (5 years, 6 days ago) |
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KFC is only good for two things: Crispy Fried Chicken and Picking Up Pussy.
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: DrCamacho89]
#6969488 - 05/26/07 11:59 AM (5 years, 6 days ago) |
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mmmmm, fried chicken and sex. Now that would be a good time. 
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: Riboflavin]
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You mustn't forget about the biscuits and gravy.
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: blissedout]
#6969775 - 05/26/07 12:52 PM (5 years, 6 days ago) |
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What chick likes to go bowling or play pool on a date?
If someone you know is having a party, invite her. That way you can socialize while showing her what you and your friends are like in a cool environment.
Bringing women to restaurants pleases them immensely. Guys tend to not care about restaurants other than the food itself, but women feed off atmosphere and shit.
Or you could go the down-home pimp method and run up on the bitch and say "Ay bitch, you down to come smoke a chewy blunt in the back of this here KFC, trick?" You never know, she may like to get down. 
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