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 Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC  [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#6966112 - 05/25/07 02:13 PM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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MY ex of 3 years worked at McDonald's with me when we were 15-18. That was some greasy french fry sex... 
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#6966227 - 05/25/07 02:44 PM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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WhiskeyClone said:
You'd have a needy, high-expectations bitch in no time.
It doesn't take much.
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: ZoooftheMoon]
#6966595 - 05/25/07 05:10 PM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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I was a Dairy Queen girl. 
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entityexperiment said:
I usually play it safe and go see a movie or something.
Movies fucking suck balls for dates. If a guy asks me to a movie, I'll usually go because I get to pick the flick, but after that, seldom does anything work out. When I get asked on a first date to the movies it just sounds like "Hey, I'm completely uninteresting, conventional, and have nothing mildly enthralling to say for the entirety of our time together"
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: sweetsweet]
#6966607 - 05/25/07 05:16 PM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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Sorry, I have to respond to the OP. That was an awesome post! I can't imagine a hot looking chick I would want to date in a KFC. The ones in my neighborhood aren't exactly the most attractive looking broads. Don't mean to sound racist, cause it really isn't, but I'm just not into black girls...
I just imagine you hitting on one of the raunchy ones and thinking she is a goddess and it cracks me up.
I do like their chicken and biscuit bowls, with the corn on it. Fuck yeah! 
Like I said, Great post. The girl sounds like a cunt. Little game of cat and mouse? Fuck that, let some other sucker fall for her bullshit. Onto the next!!!!
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: sweetsweet]
#6966612 - 05/25/07 05:18 PM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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Quote:
sweetsweet said:
Movies fucking suck balls for dates. If a guy asks me to a movie, I'll usually go because I get to pick the flick, but after that, seldom does anything work out. When I get asked on a first date to the movies it just sounds like "Hey, I'm completely uninteresting, conventional, and have nothing mildly enthralling to say for the entirety of our time together"
What if the guy was really passionate about the movie and had interesting shit to say pertaining to it's topic? Would that get your bubbler burning? 
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: sweetsweet]
#6966627 - 05/25/07 05:23 PM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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Quote:
sweetsweet said:
I was a Dairy Queen girl.
Quote:
entityexperiment said:
I usually play it safe and go see a movie or something.
Movies fucking suck balls for dates. If a guy asks me to a movie, I'll usually go because I get to pick the flick, but after that, seldom does anything work out. When I get asked on a first date to the movies it just sounds like "Hey, I'm completely uninteresting, conventional, and have nothing mildly enthralling to say for the entirety of our time together"
When I ask a chick for a first date to the movie theatre, it's on the known consensus that we are going to an empty theatre where we can be goofy and make fun of the show together.
Any chick I've taken that path with, I end up fucking the shit out of 
That's only if I know she's into that shit though.
pool and bowling are sweet first dates. The "option" to drink is there at either, our only pool hall or our only bowling alley...so usually it turns out as really good times.
If I can tell she's an active girl, I'll see if she's into mountain biking or go throw a frisbee or football around or something.
I dunno...all my dates have resulted in good things, so just my 
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: DrCamacho89]
#6966818 - 05/25/07 06:27 PM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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Quote:
DrCamacho89 said:
Quote:
sweetsweet said:
Movies fucking suck balls for dates. If a guy asks me to a movie, I'll usually go because I get to pick the flick, but after that, seldom does anything work out. When I get asked on a first date to the movies it just sounds like "Hey, I'm completely uninteresting, conventional, and have nothing mildly enthralling to say for the entirety of our time together"
What if the guy was really passionate about the movie and had interesting shit to say pertaining to it's topic? Would that get your bubbler burning?
If he had anything worthwhile to say, then that would be cool. Or if we went out to coffee or something afterwards to discuss and actually connect with eachother, then that would get my bubbler burning. haha. I just hate those dates where you know you're not connecting with the other person, and you're just watching the minutes pass on the clock.
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#6967092 - 05/25/07 07:32 PM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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WhiskeyClone said:
Which one?
The elfin one. 
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: DrCamacho89]
#6967332 - 05/25/07 08:44 PM (5 years, 7 days ago) |
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man
i hate it, i dunno how it is where u live, butaround here all the hotties work in fast food
i have to go andtry sanother crack at her its driving me nuts
DUTCH COURAGE
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: sweetsweet]
#6968674 - 05/26/07 07:15 AM (5 years, 6 days ago) |
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Quote:
sweetsweet said:
I was a Dairy Queen girl.
Quote:
entityexperiment said:
I usually play it safe and go see a movie or something.
Movies fucking suck balls for dates. If a guy asks me to a movie, I'll usually go because I get to pick the flick, but after that, seldom does anything work out. When I get asked on a first date to the movies it just sounds like "Hey, I'm completely uninteresting, conventional, and have nothing mildly enthralling to say for the entirety of our time together"
Good to know
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#6968690 - 05/26/07 07:23 AM (5 years, 6 days ago) |
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man
there is a few hotties that work in this particular kfc. i went in again tonight and got my regular twister combo and started chatting up the other one. hot dang
its good to know that at least i'm getting practice in tuning, i've never really done it before
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
#6968706 - 05/26/07 07:31 AM (5 years, 6 days ago) |
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Irradiated_Feces said:
Tell her you want to rub her in hot chicken grease. Ladies love the sensual stuff.
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: GnuBobo]
#6968895 - 05/26/07 08:51 AM (5 years, 6 days ago) |
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GnuBobo said:
Quote:
WhiskeyClone said:
Which one?
The elfin one.
Haha the professor just couldn't take it
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#6969186 - 05/26/07 10:45 AM (5 years, 6 days ago) |
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KFC is only good for two things: Crispy Fried Chicken and Picking Up Pussy.
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: DrCamacho89]
#6969488 - 05/26/07 11:59 AM (5 years, 6 days ago) |
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mmmmm, fried chicken and sex. Now that would be a good time. 
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: Riboflavin]
#6969505 - 05/26/07 12:02 PM (5 years, 6 days ago) |
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You mustn't forget about the biscuits and gravy.
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Re: I got the hots for a girl that works in KFC [Re: blissedout]
#6969775 - 05/26/07 12:52 PM (5 years, 6 days ago) |
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What chick likes to go bowling or play pool on a date?
If someone you know is having a party, invite her. That way you can socialize while showing her what you and your friends are like in a cool environment.
Bringing women to restaurants pleases them immensely. Guys tend to not care about restaurants other than the food itself, but women feed off atmosphere and shit.
Or you could go the down-home pimp method and run up on the bitch and say "Ay bitch, you down to come smoke a chewy blunt in the back of this here KFC, trick?" You never know, she may like to get down. 
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