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Offlineboatlaunch
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Re: when you bang a girl [Re: buckwheat]
    #6502591 - 01/27/07 03:58 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

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* Don't let her manipulate you or control you in any way. She will immediately lose all respect for you. Always be leading. It's just like dancing - women hate a man who can't lead.




ha ha.... i have to agree with this....

(especially in regards to actually dancing!!)

sexually speaking.... i like being the leader every now and then..why not?


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OfflineAJ4U
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Re: when you bang a girl [Re: boatlaunch]
    #6502610 - 01/27/07 04:10 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Alls i gotta say is, When you step out of the bathroom, tell her your going downstairs to make a hotpocket. Youl be back in 5 mins and you want her out by the time you get back


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OfflineBaby_Hitler
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Re: when you bang a girl [Re: boatlaunch]
    #6502621 - 01/27/07 04:17 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Want to buy a slightly used Nexus jr.?

I'll give you a good deal.


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OfflineVampireSlayer
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Re: when you bang a girl [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #6502634 - 01/27/07 04:29 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

My problem is I can't stop after the first round. I usually have to go at it again 10-20 minutes after the first round and then on a good day i'll have a round three about a half hour later. now if i'm feeling real good i'll have a round 4 or 5,..


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InvisibleEgo Death
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Re: when you bang a girl [Re: buckwheat]
    #6502681 - 01/27/07 04:53 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

No joke that is an amazing piece of literature!

Whom ever wrote that - is getting laid every night!

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Offlinea2ndopinion
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Re: when you bang a girl [Re: Silversoul]
    #6502706 - 01/27/07 05:03 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

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Silversoul said:
I have no interest in girls who play games like that.  I've decided I'm going to wait until I find the right girl for me, and will refrain from any sex until then.  Ironically, ever since I came to this decision, girls have been paying a lot more attention to me, and I feel a great sense of empowerment in turning them down.  So I guess there is something to the "hard to get" game, but I'm not interested in playing it.




i find this extremely... awesome.  stellar, even.  :wink:


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Re: when you bang a girl [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #6502708 - 01/27/07 05:03 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

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KingOftheThing said:
if you think you'll be happy with a fat disgusting ass, a giant pale flabby back and a sick F.U.P.A for the rest of your life, you're a better man than i.




But that's not saying much, is it.

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Re: when you bang a girl [Re: Ego Death]
    #6502715 - 01/27/07 05:06 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

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danoEoboy said:
No joke that is an amazing piece of literature!

Whom ever wrote that - is getting laid every night!




It's gold isnt it. His name his mystery and he has a book out It's on torrent here,or here Also check out the game by Neil Strauss.

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Offlinea2ndopinion
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Re: when you bang a girl [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #6502725 - 01/27/07 05:13 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

i am a thin, hot, 25-year-old girl.


i do not fall into this category.

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KingOftheThing said:
its not just bedding them. its a way to get into a relationship. good looking girls put up so many walls and make you jump through so many hoops to date them. you have to play the game. you cant screw it up when u bed them either. which was the point of my post. how to get a cute girl to date u, not just to fuck her once.





i do, however, agree with, and can relate to, this.

Quote:

Liz said:
I don't agree with guys (or girls for that matter) playing coy or hard to get to entice the other into yearning for a relationship.  I think that's mind game bullshit, and totally unnecessary.  Maybe I fall under your category of fat and unattractive, but even when I was thin and hot I didn't like mind games - I didn't go after guys with girlfriends, I wasn't excited by the "chase" of pursuing a guy that didn't show interest...I just think if you like someone, you should act like it, end of story :shrug:  But I guess if you have success with whatever you're doing, more power to ya.  I think it's kind of insulting though to stereotype and say that fat and ugly girls are the only ones who don't play games like that.  Some girls actually have their heads on straight and don't go for all that drama and mind game crap, regardless of how physically attractive they are.




my point is, there are exceptions to every rule... but things usually have a way of working out... so relax, and smoke a phatty.

the end.


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Offlinefireworks_godS
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Re: when you bang a girl [Re: a2ndopinion]
    #6502762 - 01/27/07 05:33 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

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a2ndopinion said:
i am a thin, hot, 25-year-old girl.




Are we suspossed to take your word for it? :grin:


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OfflineTuneInTurnOn
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Re: when you bang a girl [Re: fireworks_god]
    #6502769 - 01/27/07 05:36 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

lol, thats what I was thinking.


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Re: when you bang a girl [Re: fireworks_god]
    #6502771 - 01/27/07 05:36 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Im a billionaire and my judgment for people which got me my wealth tells me she is thin and hot.

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Re: when you bang a girl [Re: a2ndopinion]
    #6502779 - 01/27/07 05:39 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

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a2ndopinion said:
i am a thin, hot, 25-year-old girl.





Aren't you the one who looks like Avril Lavigne? Just wondering. You are gonna have to post pics if you want to back up your statement, lol.


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Re: when you bang a girl [Re: Darkcloud]
    #6502791 - 01/27/07 05:45 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

weak.  lame.  :wink:


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Re: when you bang a girl [Re: a2ndopinion]
    #6502793 - 01/27/07 05:48 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

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a2ndopinion said:
weak.  lame.  :wink:




Look on the brightside...you weren't necessarily ugly, lol.


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Re: when you bang a girl [Re: fireworks_god]
    #6502871 - 01/27/07 06:37 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

fireworks_god said:
Quote:

a2ndopinion said:
i am a thin, hot, 25-year-old girl.




Are we suspossed to take your word for it? :grin:




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Re: when you bang a girl [Re: eligal]
    #6502883 - 01/27/07 06:42 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

In the spirit of fairness, I would have made the same comment to the individual who wrote that article, but considering that it was not him that posted his article, it would be a futile attempt to see a hot man. :lol:


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Re: when you bang a girl [Re: fireworks_god]
    #6502886 - 01/27/07 06:44 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

fireworks_god said:
In the spirit of fairness, I would have made the same comment to the individual who wrote that article, but considering that it was not him that posted his article, it would be a futile attempt to see a hot man. :lol:





he never said he was hot, he said he got laid.


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Re: when you bang a girl [Re: eligal]
    #6502927 - 01/27/07 07:00 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

play with her clit with the tip of my cock, leave the room, maybe take a shit, then come back and pound it.

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Re: when you bang a girl [Re: Leanin]
    #6502949 - 01/27/07 07:07 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Something about being a 7, or something like that. Reading comprehension is key. :wink:


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