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InvisibleKerbouchardS
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should most guys become a male stripper?
    #6352697 - 12/09/06 10:54 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

How and why, would you too?
what sort of requirements are there, and what could be better than taking off your clothes for women and getting paid for it?! I'm so down for it.
I already practiced on several friend clients and the two time opinion is that I'd be awesome.
There's the pride thing, I'd have to keep it a secret from my family. Doubt that's likely No way they wouldn't know.
This thread is a parody, make some funnies for us :grin: :grin:
All ladies who would like to personally gauge my ablities can contact me personally  :grin:


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Re: should I become a male stripper? [Re: Kerbouchard]
    #6352705 - 12/09/06 10:57 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

I wouldn't be a male stripper or prostetute because I wouldn't like the amount of ugly bitches or homosexual fags I would have to deal with.


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Re: should I become a male stripper? [Re: MAGnum]
    #6352707 - 12/09/06 10:59 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah, when talking about fags, the homosexual ones are the worst.

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Re: should I become a male stripper? [Re: MAGnum]
    #6352725 - 12/09/06 11:05 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

My body ain't a sex vessel). Wait, is my body a sex vessel? Why does God say NO and Earth say GO. I'm gonna do it on the low. It's mad cash, will I go to hell who knows.
I don't care about dancing for fat chicks, all gals need a little attention. I'd be doing the world a service...
is this wrong?


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Re: should I become a male stripper? [Re: Kerbouchard]
    #6352747 - 12/09/06 11:15 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

It's your body, do what you want with it. If it's good looking enough for women to throw money at you for it then by all means don't hold back. Money is money. If you'd feel ashamed for doing it then don't.

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Re: should I become a male stripper? [Re: Kerbouchard]
    #6352766 - 12/09/06 11:20 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

imagine all the hours of personal training and shaving youd have to put in.

the male stripper doesnt look like "most guys"

if you think you look average in the slightest, dont. =p In stripping you cant talk your way into an 8 pack.


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Re: should I become a male stripper? [Re: Colbadol]
    #6352773 - 12/09/06 11:22 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

well then maybe I'll get into fetish male dancing with my clothes on, or women who appreciate a little meat on the bones :grin:
think of the possibilities


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Re: should I become a male stripper? [Re: Kerbouchard]
    #6352790 - 12/09/06 11:25 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

There's just more of you to love.

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Re: should I become a male stripper? [Re: DNKYD]
    #6352803 - 12/09/06 11:30 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

It's not love, it's lust... More of you to lust for yes, if you're into that.
Love is on a non visable level, and I honestly think that if I became a stripper I'd loose my love and turn it into lust.
It's a dangerous line. I have a friend who is a sex addict and she wishes she didn't.
Who says I have to have to hold onto love. Lust is what I need right now. I think I'll cave into women.


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Re: should I become a male stripper? [Re: Kerbouchard]
    #6352810 - 12/09/06 11:32 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Love isn't real anyways.

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Re: should I become a male stripper? [Re: DNKYD]
    #6352821 - 12/09/06 11:35 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

what is what we call love then?
is it a concept the hippies made up to have lots of babbies?
Fuck noo. You're not real, Love is. Love is life
Oh you're joking... right:heart: I mean lighten uppp


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Re: should I become a male stripper? [Re: Kerbouchard]
    #6352829 - 12/09/06 11:38 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

It's just a product of evolution. We developed higher brain functions than other animals. This brought us the power of freewill. Free will is a threat to procreation because we became the only species that can choose whether or not to reproduce. This goes against everything evolution stands for. Love is merely chemical reactions in our brain that overrides freewill (and most times logic and rational thought) in order to make us want to reproduce.

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Re: should I become a male stripper? [Re: Kerbouchard]
    #6352833 - 12/09/06 11:40 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

I say go for it, just don't get anally raped.


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Re: should I become a male stripper? [Re: DNKYD]
    #6352837 - 12/09/06 11:41 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

you just said that it's " the will of life itself to ADHERE to evolution."
What if the ultimate ending is not evolution, but de-evolution. Kind of like how death technology has advanced so much.
More killings, more deaths, more murders, more gay people, more toxicity.
Ever think that Love is already too late to overcome the lack of love that human inerts have in association to death and pain?


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Re: should I become a male stripper? [Re: Kerbouchard]
    #6352839 - 12/09/06 11:43 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Sex addict is just another term for normal.


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Re: should I become a male stripper? [Re: Jadian]
    #6352851 - 12/09/06 11:47 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

not quite when you have an STD or some other form of unhealthy action.
Sex addict is not normal. Sex control is an idea for normal. Se doesn't mean with another person. You can have sex with yourself,
and being addicted to sex in any-way daily is not NORMAL.


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Re: should I become a male stripper? [Re: Kerbouchard]
    #6352859 - 12/09/06 11:50 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

dont forget the lube. you could earn a lot more cash whoring out your body for touch.


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Re: should I become a male stripper? [Re: Kerbouchard]
    #6352866 - 12/09/06 11:51 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

There was a guy who started stripping for some of his female friends and then one female friend introduced him to some girl who needed a male stripper her bday party and one thing led to another and he ended up posing for some pics for penthouse and evntually became a male pornstar.


True story.




ps: Id like to see you strip  :naughty:


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Re: should I become a male stripper? [Re: Colbadol]
    #6352867 - 12/09/06 11:51 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

what if I become a giant dildo and whore myself out to mother earth, sliding my body entire deep inside her warm embrace below the crust?
:cool:


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Re: should I become a male stripper? [Re: Kerbouchard]
    #6352872 - 12/09/06 11:52 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Kerbouchard said:
what if I become a giant dildo and whore myself out to mother earth, sliding my body entire deep inside her warm embrace below the crust?
:cool:




sounds like a dirty job...


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Re: should I become a male stripper? [Re: Kerbouchard]
    #6352890 - 12/09/06 11:59 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

I've seen male strippers before. They are um different. :smile:

I used to live with 3 girls, and they'd have parties. Twice they had a male stripper come over for birthdays, so I saw and met the guys. I didn't stay for the show... :smile:

But, both of them were fake tanned, shaved clean to the gooch (oh wait, I said I didn't stay for the show) and were buffed out like crazy.

Hey -- I'd do it if I had some self esteem. I don't love myself enough to go and perform as if Im the hottest shit on earth. :smile:

Edited by angryshroom (12/09/06 11:59 PM)

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Re: should I become a male stripper? [Re: angryshroom]
    #6352896 - 12/10/06 12:01 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

hahahahahahaha, 'hey carlos! this is my JOB man! i take it very seriously!', "and he's saying this with tons of ones stickin out his back"


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Re: should I become a male stripper? [Re: angryshroom]
    #6352899 - 12/10/06 12:02 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

yeah those fukker strippers are slutbags :cool:
I;d much rather be hunting or hiking instead.
I don't wanna give a women sex without love, sorry.
So I did it ok , I don't wanna do it.
I'd rather live alone forever. I'm not a sex addict is the problem.
Come to think about it, if I didn't fuck my female clients where would i get as a dancer? I want to fuck them, but I get away from those clingy ass bitches. I'd end up with a bunch of stalkers, emotional saps, and sex freak who had a hard time getting over me.
It's just funny saying this cause a lot of it is true .. I'm having a good buzz :stoned:


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Re: should I become a male stripper? [Re: Kerbouchard]
    #6352913 - 12/10/06 12:06 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Kerbouchard said:
you just said that it's " the will of life itself to ADHERE to evolution."





Don't put words in my mouth.

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Re: should I become a male stripper? [Re: eligal]
    #9028550 - 10/04/08 01:23 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

eligal said:
Quote:

Kerbouchard said:
what if I become a giant dildo and whore myself out to mother earth, sliding my body entire deep inside her warm embrace below the crust?
:cool:




sounds like a dirty job...




Stop you're making my girlfriend wet, asshole!

P.S. I know this thread is years old


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Re: should I become a male stripper? [Re: Kerbouchard]
    #9028561 - 10/04/08 01:25 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

hit the gym man lol

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Re: should I become a male stripper? [Re: DNKYD]
    #9028748 - 10/04/08 02:04 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

DNKYD said:
It's just a product of evolution. We developed higher brain functions than other animals. This brought us the power of freewill. Free will is a threat to procreation because we became the only species that can choose whether or not to reproduce. This goes against everything evolution stands for. Love is merely chemical reactions in our brain that overrides freewill (and most times logic and rational thought) in order to make us want to reproduce.




I believe this also.    TR    :thumbup:


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Re: should I become a male stripper? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #9028814 - 10/04/08 02:16 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Are we the only species that rapes?


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Re: should I become a male stripper? [Re: chobumms]
    #11948290 - 02/02/10 02:48 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

I think we're the only species that punishes rapists.

Which leads one to thinking, would other species have "The Law"?

PS: I know this thread is a year old.

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Re: should I become a male stripper? [Re: seeker28]
    #11948545 - 02/02/10 03:36 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

I bet female strippers use all kinds of rationalization. It's just kinda not cool imo.

"I used to be a dancer"


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Re: should I become a male stripper? [Re: AltecLansing]
    #11948551 - 02/02/10 03:37 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Haha I didn't know it was a year old...


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