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Re: should I become a male stripper? [Re: Kerbouchard]
    #6352890 - 12/09/06 11:59 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

I've seen male strippers before. They are um different. :smile:

I used to live with 3 girls, and they'd have parties. Twice they had a male stripper come over for birthdays, so I saw and met the guys. I didn't stay for the show... :smile:

But, both of them were fake tanned, shaved clean to the gooch (oh wait, I said I didn't stay for the show) and were buffed out like crazy.

Hey -- I'd do it if I had some self esteem. I don't love myself enough to go and perform as if Im the hottest shit on earth. :smile:

Edited by angryshroom (12/09/06 11:59 PM)

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Re: should I become a male stripper? [Re: angryshroom]
    #6352896 - 12/10/06 12:01 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

hahahahahahaha, 'hey carlos! this is my JOB man! i take it very seriously!', "and he's saying this with tons of ones stickin out his back"


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Re: should I become a male stripper? [Re: angryshroom]
    #6352899 - 12/10/06 12:02 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

yeah those fukker strippers are slutbags :cool:
I;d much rather be hunting or hiking instead.
I don't wanna give a women sex without love, sorry.
So I did it ok , I don't wanna do it.
I'd rather live alone forever. I'm not a sex addict is the problem.
Come to think about it, if I didn't fuck my female clients where would i get as a dancer? I want to fuck them, but I get away from those clingy ass bitches. I'd end up with a bunch of stalkers, emotional saps, and sex freak who had a hard time getting over me.
It's just funny saying this cause a lot of it is true .. I'm having a good buzz :stoned:


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Re: should I become a male stripper? [Re: Kerbouchard]
    #6352913 - 12/10/06 12:06 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Kerbouchard said:
you just said that it's " the will of life itself to ADHERE to evolution."





Don't put words in my mouth.

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Re: should I become a male stripper? [Re: eligal]
    #9028550 - 10/04/08 01:23 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

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eligal said:
Quote:

Kerbouchard said:
what if I become a giant dildo and whore myself out to mother earth, sliding my body entire deep inside her warm embrace below the crust?
:cool:




sounds like a dirty job...




Stop you're making my girlfriend wet, asshole!

P.S. I know this thread is years old


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Re: should I become a male stripper? [Re: Kerbouchard]
    #9028561 - 10/04/08 01:25 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

hit the gym man lol

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Re: should I become a male stripper? [Re: DNKYD]
    #9028748 - 10/04/08 02:04 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

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DNKYD said:
It's just a product of evolution. We developed higher brain functions than other animals. This brought us the power of freewill. Free will is a threat to procreation because we became the only species that can choose whether or not to reproduce. This goes against everything evolution stands for. Love is merely chemical reactions in our brain that overrides freewill (and most times logic and rational thought) in order to make us want to reproduce.




I believe this also.    TR    :thumbup:


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Re: should I become a male stripper? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #9028814 - 10/04/08 02:16 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Are we the only species that rapes?


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Re: should I become a male stripper? [Re: chobumms]
    #11948290 - 02/02/10 02:48 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

I think we're the only species that punishes rapists.

Which leads one to thinking, would other species have "The Law"?

PS: I know this thread is a year old.

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Re: should I become a male stripper? [Re: seeker28]
    #11948545 - 02/02/10 03:36 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

I bet female strippers use all kinds of rationalization. It's just kinda not cool imo.

"I used to be a dancer"


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Re: should I become a male stripper? [Re: AltecLansing]
    #11948551 - 02/02/10 03:37 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Haha I didn't know it was a year old...


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