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Offlinerisesun123
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Stop Masturbation Now [Re: Super_Blunt]
    #6271412 - 11/11/06 08:45 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

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OfflineMitchnast
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Re: Stop Masturbation Now [Re: risesun123]
    #6271426 - 11/11/06 08:56 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

does humping inanimate objects qualify as masturbation?

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Re: Stop Masturbation Now [Re: risesun123]
    #6271652 - 11/11/06 11:20 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

you shall be remembered for your epic first post. :lol:

:earth: :yinyang: :shineon:


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Re: Stop Masturbation Now [Re: AlteredAgain]
    #6271818 - 11/11/06 12:07 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

I have a new signature.



EDIT:

...And I got rid of it after twenty minutes because it was stupid looking.

Edited by RandalFlagg (11/11/06 12:43 PM)

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Re: Stop Masturbation Now [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #6271820 - 11/11/06 12:09 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

life is short, all the more reason to crank one out


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Re: How to stop masturbation [Re: TODAY]
    #6271930 - 11/11/06 12:42 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

hahahaha. Catholic priest don't masturbate but instead their holiness allows them to use little boys. Bastards. Christianity has everything figured out doesn't it?

Native cultures founded the first concepts of religion. They all had medicine men and shamans of some sort. People first learned of the existance of god through psychedelics and christianity's version is far from the original. All that structure and rules. Christianity is all about money. God would have no part in this.

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Re: How to stop masturbation [Re: daytripper05]
    #6273076 - 11/11/06 06:28 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

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daytripper05 said:
Native cultures founded the first concepts of religion. They all had medicine men and shamans of some sort. People first learned of the existance of god through psychedelics and christianity's version is far from the original. All that structure and rules. Christianity is all about money. God would have no part in this.




In the words of U2 - The god I believe in isn't short of cash, mister!.....all so true, from my perspective.


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OfflineHerbus
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Re: How to stop masturbation [Re: sublimistri]
    #6273459 - 11/11/06 08:44 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

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sublimistri said:
I got an easier one step way , and u can look at yourself all you want , and stay in the shower all you want.

Step 1:
Surgically Remove your hands.





Lol.


I went for like 50 days once with no sexual activity. Alone or with anyone else. Which means no consciously-induced ejactulation for 50 days.


You know what begins to happen? You start waking up in your own slippery-sticky mess. Nothing sucks more than a big jiz spot on your pants or boxers.

So... having tried several methods, I think abstaining from masturbation is stupid unless you've got somebody to have sex with all the time. At least with masturbation you can direct the sperm-flow to regions/objects/containers which are easily disposed. Personally, my favorite is outside because there's no clean-up!


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Re: How to stop masturbation [Re: Herbus]
    #6273492 - 11/11/06 08:59 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

I like that is says  "Never read about your problem ". :rolleyes:


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OfflineInner_Chi
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Re: How to stop masturbation [Re: Brainiac]
    #6276373 - 11/12/06 06:10 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

the priest thing is irrelivant. the only real priests are monks and they don't have any sexual desire. catholic priests should be allowed to be married and then the whole molestation thing would go away, but really what it says is that catholics are fucked... but everybody SHOULD already know that, and if they don't then they are ignorant. figures that nobosy would take this seriousely... but hey its a choice just like everything else. personally i've done research on the subject... many men don't feel the need to exert the energy and losr the energy they do from ejacultaion... you accually lose come of your chi when you do cum... and others use tantra to not have an orgasm even during sex for as long as 6 months... and then when you wait that long you have like an hour long orgasm... there really are many benifits, especially when it comes to relating sexual desire with other living beings instead in inanimate objects, televsion, computers, magazines... those type of practices make people more anti-social and disconnected all the time from eachother... i would agree to this but for all the little things to "get your mind off it" just like smoking cigarettes i would say just fucking do it... addiction is the key to all weakness, and only when we are free from addiction can we even try to start the path to clairty. its not like everyone who has ever masturbated is going to hell, young people have an excuse because they havent had a chance to mature yet... but even if you a fat ugly guy whos never going to get laid there are benifits of clairty and energy to non-masturbation. also the psychological effects of habitual masturbation and pornography viewing can cause many problems in intimate realtionships... i have read extensive reports from stanford university on the subject. the conclusion of these reports is that men who masturbated more often than others had increasingly more problems in dating, and ones who used pornography could usually not hold down relationships... its really all stuff to think about guys.


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OfflineEmperorKuzco
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Re: How to stop masturbation [Re: sublimistri]
    #6278093 - 11/13/06 07:45 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

sublimistri said:
I got an easier one step way , and u can look at yourself all you want , and stay in the shower all you want.

Step 1:
Surgically Remove your hands.




Really? I'm pretty sure I could rub one out with just my forearms.  In fact, I might start trying it that way so just in case I lose both hands in a horrible masturbation accident, I'll still be able to work the pressure relief valve.  :wink:


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Re: How to stop masturbation [Re: EmperorKuzco]
    #6278492 - 11/13/06 11:25 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

wtf


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