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OfflineHitman203
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College sex is overrated....
    #6251374 - 11/05/06 08:31 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Idk where you all went to school but people think its like when you go to college girls line up to have sex with you. Its really not like that at all.

I'm a sophomore and I do pretty well with the ladies, always have. But getting ass at college isn't that easy... People make it out like you go to a party and 5 girls try to have sex with you. lol. You really have to flirt with them beforehand and shit like that to have a good shot at it.

Maybe I'm wrong. It's easier then HS for sure (imo mostly because you have somewhere nice to go to nearby, but its not that easy as its made out to be.

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Re: College sex is overrated.... [Re: Hitman203] * 1
    #6251463 - 11/05/06 08:59 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

I lost my virginity within a month of starting college. But you're right, it isn't quite what Hollywood makes it out to be, except possibly for certain fraternities.


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Re: College sex is overrated.... [Re: Hitman203]
    #6251465 - 11/05/06 08:59 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Screw you. I want to take a few college courses just to get hooked up with the scene lol

Well, I want education too but I have some friends in college and I assure you, tail comes a lot easier than when you're not in school!! :wink:


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Re: College sex is overrated.... [Re: browndustin]
    #6251524 - 11/05/06 09:15 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

my approach: go to a party where adult soda pop is being served. find the girl who might be from out of town or the one who has been drinking a considerable amount. Wait till the party is winding down or even better until the beer runs out. Tell her you have some more brews back at your room. she comes back, you have a few beers, entertain her a little bit and both of you get tired. she is too drunk to want to find her friends or to look for a place to sleep so she crashes with you. its a strategy thats worked a few times for me.


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Re: College sex is overrated.... [Re: mushnoon] * 1
    #6251529 - 11/05/06 09:18 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

or you could try impressing her rather than drunking her up so you don't have to :wink:


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Re: College sex is overrated.... [Re: kake]
    #6251537 - 11/05/06 09:20 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Impressing her with what? If you know a technique to pick up drunken girls that well, it's obvious you don't have much to impress people with.


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Re: College sex is overrated.... [Re: Hitman203]
    #6251539 - 11/05/06 09:20 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

I will say this: I haven't been with many girls, but every one that I've slept with, I met in college.


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Re: College sex is overrated.... [Re: Silversoul]
    #6251552 - 11/05/06 09:23 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Prostitutes are easier to get than drunken college girls though, if you haven't noticed. You really didn't have to wait until your first month of college.

Drunken college sex is just as meaningless as being with a prostitute, and you'll probably end up paying about the same amount for intoxicants as you would for a slut without all the fucking around.


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Re: College sex is overrated.... [Re: mushnoon]
    #6251556 - 11/05/06 09:24 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

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mushnoon said:
my approach: go to a party where adult soda pop is being served. find the girl who might be from out of town or the one who has been drinking a considerable amount. Wait till the party is winding down or even better until the beer runs out. Tell her you have some more brews back at your room. she comes back, you have a few beers, entertain her a little bit and both of you get tired. she is too drunk to want to find her friends or to look for a place to sleep so she crashes with you. its a strategy thats worked a few times for me.




Meh. Half the time theres extremely loud music and you cant even talk to people.... I dont dance btw. Also girls are hesitant to leave there friends (at least as frosh/sophs. Decent suggestion though.

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Re: College sex is overrated.... [Re: Ravus]
    #6251559 - 11/05/06 09:25 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

But I didn't have "drunken college sex." Two of the girls were girlfriends, and the only one-nighter I had was sober.


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Re: College sex is overrated.... [Re: mushnoon]
    #6251560 - 11/05/06 09:25 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

My approach is a little different. What I have found is college girls want something different, something they can't get everyday.  Sorority girls can a get frat guys all day long.  But a stoner, or skater, or musician, whatever...now they excites them, something other than the norm. My point is, I get laid more by girls I wouldn't normally hang out with than I do with my girls with similar interests as me. When I am looking for some tail I head to a bar that's not quite my gig, and chances are I usually get approached by at least one girl simply for standing out (or rather not wearing a stiped button up A&F shirt, Doc Martens, and jeans that came new with holes.)  I have much less success pulling girls at my favorite hippy hangouts.  :shrug:


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Re: College sex is overrated.... [Re: Silversoul]
    #6251565 - 11/05/06 09:26 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

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Silversoul said:
I will say this:  I haven't been with many girls, but every one that I've slept with, I met in college.





thats cause you were probably a loser in high school  :wink:


I dont know.  I was pretty popular in HS and I'm pretty popular/well known in college and its not like girls throw there selves at me or anything

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Re: College sex is overrated.... [Re: Hitman203]
    #6251572 - 11/05/06 09:29 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

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thats cause you were probably a loser in high school  :wink:



I was just as much a loser in college.  The difference is that High School "losers"(i.e. smart people) are more in demand in college.


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Re: College sex is overrated.... [Re: Hitman203]
    #6251574 - 11/05/06 09:29 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Big man on campus can't get no cooter  :cryariver: 


:wink:


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Re: College sex is overrated.... [Re: Hitman203]
    #6251630 - 11/05/06 09:46 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

i never been to collage, but the collage chicks i boned: boned on the first night.


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Re: College sex is overrated.... [Re: LosAngelesGraff]
    #6251656 - 11/05/06 09:55 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

*college

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Re: College sex is overrated.... [Re: LosAngelesGraff]
    #6251668 - 11/05/06 09:59 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Roffies :thumbup:

:pill::guinness:  :headboard:


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Re: College sex is overrated.... [Re: S33D]
    #6251679 - 11/05/06 10:02 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Sure, you could use roofies if you are a piece of shit.

I really hope you're kidding.

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Re: College sex is overrated.... [Re: S33D]
    #6251692 - 11/05/06 10:03 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

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Roffies :thumbup:

:pill::guinness:  :headboard:




Classy. :thumbup:


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Re: College sex is overrated.... [Re: NobodyCares]
    #6251721 - 11/05/06 10:11 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

collage sex only seems overrated because all you have to compare it to is highschool sex. wait untill youre having mcdonalds sex and THEN you tell me.

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