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loopin20
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How to eat pussy
#6075797 - 09/18/06 08:41 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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The way I do it, and it seems to be a well liked method, is to just use my whole face and I let her do the moving. I just put my face into it, get the tongue going, and let her move it around however she wants it rather than thinking I know what is the best spot and doing the work. I figure if it were my pussy I'd know what felt best. Anyhow, that's just one method, I know, and so I'm curious how others do it.
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Re: How to eat pussy [Re: loopin20]
#6075802 - 09/18/06 08:42 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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The first kiss is the most important part.
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Re: How to eat pussy [Re: loopin20]
#6075814 - 09/18/06 08:44 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Try and get your fingers and tongue working together.
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Re: How to eat pussy [Re: lukeboots]
#6075819 - 09/18/06 08:45 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
jonnywax said: The first kiss is the most important part.
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Re: How to eat pussy [Re: loopin20]
#6075855 - 09/18/06 08:50 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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This is direct from a lesbian friend:
"Spell the alphabet out on her tongue with your clit, it always works" and trust me it works well. Just dont tell her what your doing or she'll concentrate too hard on what letter your on.
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Re: How to eat pussy [Re: loopin20]
#6075865 - 09/18/06 08:52 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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"use your mouth and your hands. As well, don't spend all your time on the hooded area of the clit, there are many many other sensitive areas around it, so pay attention to them all!! As she gets closer to a climax, pay special attention to the spot that you find gets the best reaction out of her.... that's the spot that's getting her off! Soft, constant stimulation there, will ensure a hightened climax."
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Re: How to eat pussy [Re: Yarry]
#6075867 - 09/18/06 08:52 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I just found myself spelling the alphabet with my tongue (by the way, I'm assuming you meant spell with tongue, not with clit). I'll try that one.
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Re: How to eat pussy [Re: loopin20]
#6075874 - 09/18/06 08:53 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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That sounds absolutely awful.
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Re: How to eat pussy [Re: Yarry]
#6075877 - 09/18/06 08:53 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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That's, from what I understand, actually a fairly crude technique. That's how I thought things were done for a long time too though - and it seemed to work ok - but there is so much more to a woman than just the clitoral head.
Touching parts of her vulva that you never even thought had anything to do with sex can make her pull your hair out.
I recommend reading up on the act.
(and by the way, I'm not some self-titled pussy eating professional either, I just happen to have looked into this and tested the waters a few times)
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Re: How to eat pussy [Re: mycogirl]
#6075881 - 09/18/06 08:54 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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LOL. Was wondering who would speak up.
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Yarry
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Re: How to eat pussy [Re: lukeboots]
#6075888 - 09/18/06 08:55 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yea im not sayin thats the only way etc. Im just sayin its lesbian approved.
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Re: How to eat pussy [Re: loopin20]
#6075894 - 09/18/06 08:56 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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lick the clit, while fingering
or rub and finger like i do, fuck that eating pussy bullshit.
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Re: How to eat pussy [Re: Yarry]
#6076131 - 09/18/06 09:52 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yarry said: This is direct from a lesbian friend:
"Spell the alphabet out on her tongue with your clit, it always works" and trust me it works well. Just dont tell her what your doing or she'll concentrate too hard on what letter your on.
gold!
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Re: How to eat pussy [Re: loopin20]
#6076137 - 09/18/06 09:53 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I for one like some good 69. Take it easy on her, when she is close. Makes them go crazy.
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dude, 69ing seems completely lame - for both parties. neither person has enough agility to move or do anything remotely spine tingling.
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Re: How to eat pussy [Re: lukeboots]
#6076186 - 09/18/06 10:02 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Get the right heights and you have perfect access. It's a good warm up, plus it's like a dance, back and forth.
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Re: How to eat pussy [Re: lukeboots]
#6076188 - 09/18/06 10:02 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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right before she cums i get up and make a sandwhich. she loves it... i think...
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Re: How to eat pussy [Re: roby000]
#6076194 - 09/18/06 10:04 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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LOL. Only if you bring back a pickle for her.
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Re: How to eat pussy [Re: loopin20]
#6076263 - 09/18/06 10:18 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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loopin20 said: The way I do it, and it seems to be a well liked method, is to just use my whole face and I let her do the moving. I just put my face into it, get the tongue going, and let her move it around however she wants it rather than thinking I know what is the best spot and doing the work. I figure if it were my pussy I'd know what felt best. Anyhow, that's just one method, I know, and so I'm curious how others do it.
Keep it frosty. Jam an icicle up her vagina. Failing that--go popsicle. Preferably grape. Apply the tip of your tongue as needed. Tease with fingers to enhance the effect.
Afterward, you propose to her and tell her you love her.
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Re: How to eat pussy [Re: GnuBobo]
#6076299 - 09/18/06 10:23 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Just get in there and do your thing, if you've done enough forplay and got her blood flowing, you really can't fail unless your retarded.
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mycogirl
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Re: How to eat pussy [Re: Hempster]
#6076328 - 09/18/06 10:31 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: How to eat pussy [Re: mycogirl]
#6076357 - 09/18/06 10:38 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Bad Ideas
The Fidel Placing your chin in her bush and yelling, "Conyo! You dirty imperialist Americans are a demanding bunch!" is some funny shit. While most women admire a man with a sense of humor this is neither the time nor the place. Well, it is the place but it's not the time. Save this move for the post-coital wrap-up.
The Rabbi Place that yarmukle you got at your accountant's wedding on her bush. Make an ambulance noise as you dive in, crying "I'll save you Rabbi Schwartz!"
Making Farting Noises Every man gets the urge to stick your face right in there and go "PPPPPTTTTPPPPT!!!" I mean you just know its gonna sound great. Resist this urge. It's not going to help you attain your objective. Worse, she may think that she just farted in your face which will either embarass her or be her dream come true.
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Re: How to eat pussy [Re: mycogirl]
#6076358 - 09/18/06 10:38 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!!!!! NONE OF YOU FUCKS, NOT THIS FUCK NOT YOU! I!
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Re: How to eat pussy [Re: loopin20]
#6076364 - 09/18/06 10:40 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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loopin:
mycogirl:
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Re: How to eat pussy [Re: roby000]
#6077050 - 09/19/06 06:45 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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roby000 said: right before she cums i get up and make a sandwhich. she loves it... i think...
Anyone else ever scratch the hell out of the base of your tounge with your bottom teeth? It's the side to side motion that does it, but it's totally worth the pain.
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Re: How to eat pussy [Re: roby000]
#6077062 - 09/19/06 06:59 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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roby000 said: right before she cums i get up and make a sandwhich. she loves it... i think...
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Re: How to eat pussy [Re: roby000]
#6077066 - 09/19/06 07:08 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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my ex always wanted to sit on my face while eat it. in the back of my mind i always thought she just didn't want to look at me.
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Re: How to eat pussy [Re: loopin20]
#6077106 - 09/19/06 07:53 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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2 words
G-Spot
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loopin20
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Re: How to eat pussy [Re: goobler]
#6077706 - 09/19/06 11:19 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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yeah, I had a gf whose g-spot was so sensitive and easy to find. As soon as I touched it she put out wet pulsations. Then I had a gf who I never could find her g-spot to the day we broke up.
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Re: How to eat pussy [Re: goobler]
#6078495 - 09/19/06 03:17 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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goobler said: 2 words
G-Spot
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Re: How to eat pussy [Re: loopin20]
#6078862 - 09/19/06 05:00 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Every girl is different.
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Corporal Kielbasa said: "use your mouth and your hands. As well, don't spend all your time on the hooded area of the clit, there are many many other sensitive areas around it, so pay attention to them all!! As she gets closer to a climax, pay special attention to the spot that you find gets the best reaction out of her.... that's the spot that's getting her off! Soft, constant stimulation there, will ensure a hightened climax."
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You're a good man Corporal.
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Re: How to eat pussy [Re: Yarry]
#6081036 - 09/20/06 12:10 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yarry said: This is direct from a lesbian friend:
"Spell the alphabet out on her tongue with your clit, it always works" and trust me it works well. Just dont tell her what your doing or she'll concentrate too hard on what letter your on.
After reading this, I immediately wished my husband would change his stance on oral pleasures...
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Re: How to eat pussy [Re: Yarry]
#6081148 - 09/20/06 01:29 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Heyas. A friend of mine, one of your kinfolk it seems, turned me to this thread. I'd like to add somethings...
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Yarry said: This is direct from a lesbian friend:
"Spell the alphabet out on her tongue with your clit, it always works" and trust me it works well. Just dont tell her what your doing or she'll concentrate too hard on what letter your on.
No offense to your friend, my friend, but this sounds like the advice of a lesbian under the age of 20. It's a bit of a beginner's method, to be sure, and requires far too much anal retentive attention to detail.
I mean, if she feels romantic, does she then spell out love poetry? If she's feeling fancy, does she tongue out "A Tale of Two Cities", letter by letter? And what if this technique was used by a homosexual pedophile? "I will not bite you, nor will I ram, for I'm a dyke, lesbo I am."
To the tune of "Green eggs and ham", if you're wondering.
Now, just to clarify, I mean no offense to you, nor to your friend and her sexual preferences. I have many lesbian friends. In fact, the best blowjob I've ever had was given to me by a lesbian, albeit not your run-of-the-mill lesbian, as displayed by her blowing me. I'm just saying, this "alphabet" technique seems kind of beginner level.
I for one am a fan of the "progressive waves" technique. This involves going from one "move" to the next, to the next, in initial order of their pure strength in terms of physical sensation. The intervals between each "move" can vary, though I'd recommend 2-3 minutes to keep things fresh.
The trick is in the transitions. If you just move from one act to the next quickly and without concern for the actual switch, it will come across as very ham-handed. Very male. Normally this is fine, but there are times where it's best to have the ability to give head like a woman. If it weren't for having this skill, afore mentioned lesbian would never have given me afore mentioned best blowjobs of my life.
Now, to elaborate on my definition of a "move".
A move is a simple sequence of gestures made with any combination of your lips, tongue, fingers, or hands. I've actually got a repertoire that includes my nose occasionally, but I wouldn't recommend a novice go straight into that... It could be painful for everyone involved...
Now, the basic moves for your tongue (And where you should start) are up flicking up and down, flicking side to side, and percussive thrusts in and out. Seeing as how these moves are the most basic building blocks of "Eating pussy", I'd recommend you not stay on any one of these for any longer then 10-15 seconds, unless your partner is obviously, and visibly, enjoying it immensely.
The basic steps I wouldn't even glorify by calling moves. A slight step up would be the "Swirl", and the realm of organic movements. Organic movements being any kind of random movement that doesn't consist of sharp starts and stops, or sudden turns. The "alphabet method" would probably fall into this lower-intermediate stage.
More advanced methodologies incorporate these basic movements with very specific fingering techniques.
This is just scratching the surface, I'm afraid. In order to truly understand the Zen of cunnilingus, you must either devote large amounts of time and respect to learning and perfecting the art, or you must be on the "Vagina" side of a "My face and a vagina" meating of the minds (No, I didn't misspell "meeting")...
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Hi, by the way.
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Edited by Egodriven (09/20/06 01:30 AM)
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Re: How to eat pussy [Re: Egodriven]
#6081152 - 09/20/06 01:32 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: How to eat pussy [Re: TheCow]
#6081317 - 09/20/06 06:09 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Develop your own style. Who the fuck wants pussy eating advice from some Internet geek anyhow?
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all I picture is a bunch of guys licking their fleshlights, makes me chuckle
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Re: How to eat pussy [Re: goobler]
#6081517 - 09/20/06 08:52 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: How to eat pussy [Re: goobler]
#6081603 - 09/20/06 09:34 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I seen a buch of shroomery chick I never seen beofer post in this thread.
where you girls been?
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Anyone else ever scratch the hell out of the base of your tounge with your bottom teeth? It's the side to side motion that does it, but it's totally worth the pain.
Fuck yes! I often get that.
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