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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: TacticalBongRip]
    #6215047 - 10/26/06 06:15 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Great post!!! I printed the Fry Bread Recipe! I'll add one I like.
Variation of TacticalBongRips recipe.

Schwip - I make velveeta bearable by adding quality ingredents and using it as more of 'base'. (Plus a $3.00 2lb Queso Blanco Brick from Kroeger is cheaper than $8.00 2lb decent extra sharp)

Ingredents:
1lb of ground whatever... i'm using elk (tis the season) but ground beef is fine
2lb velveeta type cheese - i use kroeger 'queso blanco' it's basically velveeta w/monterey jack added
1 jar of your favorite salsa - i like the 505 brands

Brown ground meat, don't drain fat, add all ingredents to crockpot stir every 5 mins for 30mins. I'm sure you could speed process with microwave.

Of course you can do all the fun additions you want.

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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: rawtoxic]
    #6220695 - 10/28/06 11:02 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

canned mandarin oranges are delicious :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Atheist]
    #6220808 - 10/28/06 11:48 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

SpicyTunaRoll said:
canned mandarin oranges are delicious :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:




i ate some yesterday and they were good

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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Atheist]
    #6221713 - 10/28/06 06:37 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Recipe
In a casserole or baking dish combine:
1 large can of chilli
~2 cups of fritos, broken in fairly large pieces
1 cup shredded cheddar

sprinkle 1/4 cup shredded cheddar on top, roast for 30 minutes at 375 (deg F) or until cheese is melted and lightly browned. Raise the temp to 400 the last ten minutes for some extra cripspyness.


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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: NizzyJones]
    #6223877 - 10/29/06 01:11 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Hey, those cheesy salsa eggs were pretty good!


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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: lukeboots]
    #6230298 - 10/31/06 09:53 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

not a recipe but a tip, for salad lovers, add grated parmesan cheese to your dressing,
it can be sooooooooooooooo good :smile:


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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: ohmatic]
    #6239329 - 11/02/06 01:49 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

a tip for all stoners is to add cheese to everything


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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: lukeboots]
    #6260027 - 11/07/06 11:46 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

This is an easy snack I created with a little inspiration that requires no cooking.
Mix regular chream cheese with chocolate chip and butterscotch morsels.
Can be eaten with bagels but my favorite is french bread.

I dont believe this is unheard of but after listening to the jack song, banana pancakes I had an uncontrollable urge to make some banana pancakes. Just follow any pancake recipe and add chopped up bananas. I prefer to make mine kinda thick but fluffy, and cook until the outsides are well done, crispy around the edges. I've found you need to make sure your bananas have sweetened, ie the peel has a decent amount of brown spots, or else it can ruin the taste. add copious amounts of butter and enjoy. I prefer no syrup because the bananas already sweeten it enough, but some good maple syrup is always tasty. You can freeze these and reheat them in a microwave or even better a toaster oven or toster.


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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Cyanic]
    #6260219 - 11/08/06 12:25 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

learn how to cook grains.  the pot makes the subtle natural taste of lentils and mung beans and quinoa really taste good.  add a little salt.  the hardest part is really just timing it so they all are cooked equally.  for a lazy stoner... just put them all in one pan and let them soak.  after a few hours they lentils and mung will have gotten bigger, and now just cook them on a very light boil till the quinoa is see thru.  when you get the hang of it, you can make it so when the water completely boils out, it is ready to eat.  that way you just cook it, put it on a plate, and no need to really clean the pot, just rinse and the "contams" will all be cooked next round.  this costs less than 1 dollar compared to however much you pay for that disgusting velveeta that sticks to the top of your mouth  :laugh:

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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: sleepy]
    #6263212 - 11/08/06 08:09 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Here is a easy snack i just made.

Take some ritz crackers and lay them flat on a baking sheet.
Sprinkle some shredded cheese on them.
Bake till cheese is melted.
Take out and put some sour cream and salsa on and enjoy.

If i had some time these would have been good with some ground beef on them.

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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: hcrider]
    #6518138 - 01/31/07 09:26 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

toasted plain bagel with cream cheese and salsa is fast and delicious

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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Atheist]
    #6597648 - 02/22/07 02:56 PM (17 years, 29 days ago)

Hole-in-Ones
Needed: Slice of bread, Egg
How about this one, nothing too special but a classic none the less. This make sound long and confusing but is really, really simple.
--Take a slice of whatever type bread you prefer. Butter up the bread on both sides, or you can butter up the bread in warm pan. Get a small glass (one where the top-open part of the glass is small enough that when put to the bread, a good amount of bread still surrounds the circle of the top of the glass. A shot glass will work.) Take the open-top part of glass and press it against the bread and work it through bread by twisting back and forth with the glass. Now you have a butter piece of bread with a hole in it and the hole piece. Toss both of these in a warm pan. Now this part can varie on how toasted you want your bread and egg. But I like to heat up the bread just a little bit, then toss your raw egg into the hole in the bread. Let cook until egg is until you like it(keep in mind you will be fliping the bread over to cook the other side). Then flip the bread, I let the other side cook for no more than a minute, because I like my yolk runny over the bread. Thats it, good 2 go. A hole in one, put on plate and enjoy, you can use the circle piece to dip in your egg assuming you didn't cook it to a solid.


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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: a_fun_guy]
    #6599446 - 02/22/07 08:39 PM (17 years, 29 days ago)

eggs in a basket :thumbup:
classic, easy, good


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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Shroomism]
    #6622822 - 03/01/07 12:15 AM (17 years, 23 days ago)

From recipezaar.com:

Uncle Bill's Microwave Potato Chips Recipe #47195
These potato chips are very easy to make in the microwave. Also, they are healthier for you as they are not cooked in any oils. This method has intrigued so many people that have tasted them and then made them for themselves. The younger people just love them.
by William (Uncle Bill) Anatooskin
4
servings
time to make 22 min 15 min prep
4 medium potatoes (russet, yellow gold, or red potatoes)
your choice spices or herbs (granulated garlic powder, seasoning salt, cayenne pepper, dried dill weed)
olive oil, for microwave tray, plate

1. If potatoes are old, peel and slice thin, 1/16" in thickness, slicing across the potato.
2. If the potatoes are new or good skins, DO NOT PEEL, just scrub well, then slice them 1/16" in thickness, slicing across the potato.
3. Sprinkle with your choice of spices or herbs or just leave them plain.
4. If you have a microwave bacon tray, place the sliced potatoes flat on the tray in a single layer.
5. Cover with a microwaveable, round heavy plastic cover.
6. Microwave on HIGH (full power) for 7 to 8 minutes.
7. Cooking time could vary slightly, depending on the wattage of your microwave.
8. You do not have to turn the sliced potatoes over.
9. If you do not have a bacon tray, use a microwave safe casserole dish.
10. Rub the inside of the dish with some olive oil for the first batch of potato chips.
11. I do not know why, but I find that if you do not rub oil the first time, some chips will tend to stick to the dish.
12. After the first batch is done, you do not have to rub the dish again.
13. Continue to microwave the remainder of sliced potatoes as noted above.
14. NOTE: You can also use PARCHMENT PAPER to place your potato slices. Place your potato slices, then sprinkle them with whatever you like and then place another piece of parchment paper on top. This will help microwave the potatoes more evenly and they should turn out nice and crisp.
15. ADDITIONAL IDEAS, suggested by Deb K:.
16. Granulated garlic powder with parsley.
17. Cracked black pepper, grated parmesan and sea salt sprinkled after removing from microwave.
18. Another, after removing chips from microwave, sprinkle with grated cheddar cheese, zap for a few seconds to melt the cheese, then add a dab of sour cream.
19. A great dip is Robert Rothschild Farm Dips:.
20. Emerald Isle Onion Dill and Horseradsih Dip.

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