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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Atheist]
    #6067309 - 09/16/06 10:19 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

damn i have been eatin the most awesome thing lately

its super simple, tortilla chips and sour cream

i guess if you dont like sour cream then this isnt for you, put some sour cream in a bowl and start dippin

iv mixed it with some salsa and hot sauce once too, i love sour cream but thats just me :shrug:

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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Atheist]
    #6078334 - 09/19/06 02:35 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

no offense, but I think it would taste really great if you added some cooked diced potatos to your first recipe. I dont know if u guy remember the uncle bens breakfast bowls with egg cheese and potatos with bacon bits. That and tabasco sauce was mouth orgasm.

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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Jon]
    #6092728 - 09/23/06 09:24 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

even those shredded potatos would make it good

i forgot what theyr called but they are like little strings of potatos and theyr really good with ketchup

like the ones used in hash browns

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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: the man]
    #6093173 - 09/23/06 12:50 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

the man said:
"Fry Bread

This is a tasty, and inexpensive native american recipe that you can eat plain, or add a plethora of condiments to (ex. butter + honey). Think crispy, doughy, stove top biscuits."

i belive the cree call it bannock :smile: ban-uk




I'm not so sure about that... Bannick is more of a big ass bun of bread isn't it? (I could be wrong.)

All I know, is that in Newfoundland, where I'm from, we call these "Toutons"  My mudder makes 'em all the time with the leftover dough from makin bread.


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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: boatlaunch]
    #6099141 - 09/25/06 04:20 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I have another addition. It's actually pretty common, but alot of people forget about.

I dunno what to call it, how about

Super salsa fun dip (so lame :blazed: )

Ingredients:
- tub of sour cream
- container of salsa
- package of shredded cheese (any flavor)
- any kind of flat cake pan

Spread a layer of sour cream on the bottome, then add a layer of salsa, finally the cheese on top.  Chill in the fridge for an hour or so. Eat with tortillas or your potato chip of choice.

As an alternitive, you can make your own salsa and shredded cheese to make this ever tastier. For the salsa, just blend two tomatoes, a pepper or two or your choice, and some water. Just blend it till it looks like salsa. Have some diced tomatoes and peppers to add in if you want it chucky.  For the cheese, go to any organic store, buy a block of your fav cheese, and shred it using a metal shredder thing. So fantastic.

For a delicious beverage with this:

Blueberry/strawberry smoothie

Ingreds:

- blueberries
- strawberries
- vanilla icecream
- orange juice
- sugar or honey

I didn't put exact amounts, because its an eyeball thing. There are loads of ways to make a smoothie, here's my way:

Add 2 1/2 - 3 medium-large scoops of ice cream into the blender. Pour orange juice in untill its about 1/2 - 3/4 to the top of the icecream.  Add 2 or so handfulls of blueberries, and an equal amount of strawberries.  Blend it up good. Now, add some a healthy spoonful of sugar or a 2-3 spoonfulls of honey. This is because the blueberries make it super tart sometimes. I usually use honey. Also add 3-4 ice cubes, to keep it cold and add substance.

Hints - if it's too thick, add more juice, too thin, add more icecream/fruit.

Add to all this a tasty bowl or two, 4 friends (to split the cost of things) and mario party. Mmmm.


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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Atheist]
    #6106374 - 09/27/06 08:59 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)


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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: fufungi]
    #6121127 - 10/01/06 12:11 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

eh, i'd rather get a mix  :smirk:

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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Atheist]
    #6147916 - 10/08/06 08:41 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Yar! We must keep this thread alive! I want more stoner recipes!!!

Tasty bread:
- honey cracked wheat bread (or any kind)
- peanut butter of choice
- honey (my favorite is wildflower)
- ground cinnamon

Toast the bread, and add peanut butter, honey, then cinnamon, in that order. Very tasty.


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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: hobbitxkillyou]
    #6148921 - 10/09/06 12:46 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

My fav snack of all time, cheese and jam.
dont knock it till u rock it!!
bread, spread jam on it, strawberry is my fav, bb cool too
then get slices of mozerella or cheddar lay em on the bread coverin it nicely,
then nuke it and let it cool till u can eat it. Try it and come tell me u dont like it, ill call u a dam dirty liar!

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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Atheist]
    #6153609 - 10/10/06 10:09 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

make grill cheese but instead of cheese use chocolate chips.


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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: foureyes]
    #6155284 - 10/10/06 05:55 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

That actually sounds really good four eyes!!! :hitit:

Here is a really good recipe if you like BBQ!  My very own...

2lbs of Pork Tenderloin
BBQ sauce...your fav...
Garlic powder (optional)

Take the pork out of the package and clean it thoroughly under tap water.  Place the pork and a very large piece of saran wrap, enough that it will wrap around the pork several times.

Stab the pork with a fork a few times on all sides.  Sprinkle some garlic powder if you like and start throwing on about a half of bottle of BBQ sauce.  Making sure you cover the pork in the sauce.  Now wrap up the pork in the saran wrap tightly while not letting air in, and no BBQ sauce out! :oP

Marinade in the refridgerator for at least 4 hours, or overnight if you like.

Grill your pork on med-high for about 35-40 min or until no longer pink in the middle, slice and enjoy!!  Goes great with corn on the cob and fried potatoes and a cold beer! :getstoned:


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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: MrsMe]
    #6159873 - 10/11/06 08:58 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

crunchy peanutbutter and honey sandwitch( also great with shrooms on it)


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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: ShroominWalker]
    #6175895 - 10/16/06 05:15 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

any variation of the ramen is fairly stoner efficient...  ground beef & ginger, canned veggies & bamboo shoots, cheese and milk instead of water.. yuMM  that one requires a lil more effort but well its definitely well worth it.

i found myself munchin on some wheat thins and spaghetti sauce the other day  :thumbup:

ooo ooOo .. you cant forget about canned tuna with salt, pepper, worchesteshire (sp?!) sauce, a drop of liquid smoke, hot sauce, and sliced grapes

damn good topic guys! we need more quick 2 minute recipes!

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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: nuGGs]
    #6179284 - 10/17/06 04:00 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Simple recipe-open a bottle of Pace hot picante(red lid), put to lips, drink small amounts at a time. For extra flaver and texture, open a bag of Doriros (nacho cheese only) and use as a platform for the sauce. Simple to clean up and tastes good too. Ice cold Dr Pepper is the best drink to offer you friends with my recipe. Enjoy!!


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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: dshak66]
    #6179596 - 10/17/06 05:14 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

hmm salsa, sounds easy...

:wtf:

drinking salsa is not a recipe hate to burst your bubble.


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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: CosmicFunGuy]
    #6202772 - 10/23/06 05:19 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

I love this thread, got a good few meal ideas from here so i thought i'd make a bad attempt at adding my own!

Pancakes!

2/3 tbs of self raising flour
An egg
Milk
Pinch of salt
Cinnamon + sugar mix(or replace with some berries)

Mix it all together until it's all smooth without any lumps, then pour that into an oiled pan and you are away!

I know deffinately nowhere near the best recipe in the thread, but 'tis all i have to contribute at the moment, might think of something in the morning. Thanks everyone else for posting your recipes!

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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: SapphireCat]
    #6205043 - 10/24/06 03:18 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Ok i got a true winner here for you guys. This my recipe for the most AMAZING NACHOS youll ever fucking taste:

-1 can of chili
-1/2 lb of Velveeta Cheese ( buy the 1lb brick, save other half)
-1 can of Rotel ( its a mix of diced tomatoes and greenpeppers)

Dump all this into a big ass glass bowl. Stir it up as much as possible with a big spoon. Nuke it for a 4-5 minutes. Stir. Let cool. Then munch it down with tortilla chips or ive even used bread before when I ran outta chips.

It makes a lot so i know you other stoners that like midnight snacks like i do will appreciate the fact that this will supply you for at least a day or two when you need something quick ;D

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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: TacticalBongRip]
    #6205215 - 10/24/06 07:22 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Tactical that sounds awesome man! Nice recipe :thumbup:


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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: hobbitxkillyou]
    #6212244 - 10/25/06 09:23 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

hell yeah that sounds amazing

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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: TacticalBongRip]
    #6213349 - 10/26/06 09:00 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

while velveta is easy......how can you people stand the taste

bleck

id go for the brick of extra sharp cheddar anyday :laugh:


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