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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Acinaxuz]
    #5831128 - 07/07/06 11:23 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

holy shit i bet that is amazing dude, i can imagine eating it completely ripped :thumbup:

oatman i love ramen too

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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Atheist]
    #5841126 - 07/10/06 12:55 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

SPICY TUNA SANDWICH

1 can of tuna
Mayonnaise
Sweet relish from the jar
Celery salt
Salt and pepper
Tobasco or any other hot sauce
Bread, white is awesome so are hamburger buns

Over a sink, open the tuna can so a piece of the metal is opened. Press the metal top into the tuna and drain it as good as you can, press hard. Put the tuna in a bowl and kind of shred it with a fork, it makes it easier to mix with mayo. Add enough mayo so its creamy or to your preference. Add a small pinch of salt, small pinch of pepper, and a dash of celery salt. I love relish and the sweet crunch of it so I put a full spoon into. Then kick it up with some  Tobasco or any hot sauce you have, doesnt have to be hot just tastes good.
Stir everything together and add it to the bread.
Wash down with milk :thumbup:

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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Atheist]
    #5845448 - 07/11/06 01:01 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Eating it now..

It's a really good alternative to just plain scrambled eggs.

Very good

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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: deXtrous]
    #5845614 - 07/11/06 02:17 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

If you guys have the will to make People Chow before hand then it's amazing stoner food. Just don't eat it with dark clothes on.

1 (12 oz.) box Crispix cereal
1 stick butter
1 c. peanut butter
12 oz. pkg. chocolate chips
2 to 3 c. powdered sugar

Microwave on HIGH the butter, peanut butter and chocolate chips for 2 to 3 minutes. Pour the melted mixture over the cereal and stir until the cereal is thoroughly covered. Pour the coated cereal in a paper sack with the powdered sugar and shake until it is covered with the sugar. Pour this onto wax paper to cool and dry. Seal in plastic containers and may be stored in the refrigerator until time to serve.

Serves size: 1/2 cup.

Makes 16 cups.


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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Capless]
    #5848430 - 07/11/06 07:55 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

glad you enjoyed it dextrous :grin:

I've actually had 'People Chow' before at camp many years ago, shit was bomb :thumbup:

thanks for the recipe

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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Atheist]
    #5849966 - 07/12/06 06:25 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Acinaxuz, I've been thinking about creating that monster of a sandwhich for a few days now :wink: I'd love to keep it as one big sandwhich though, mmmmmm. Toss a bunch of lettuce and tomatoes on there. Oh yeah.

Anywho, I made a killer PB & J yesterday. Took a normal pb and j, added honey and sliced bananas. Then all you do is pan fry it to get everything nice and melted.


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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Chazzersize]
    #5850206 - 07/12/06 09:13 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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Acinaxuz, I've been thinking about creating that monster of a sandwhich for a few days now I'd love to keep it as one big sandwhich though, mmmmmm. Toss a bunch of lettuce and tomatoes on there. Oh yeah.




it's crazy good as a sandwich, though, I'm not sure how the lettuce and tomato will go. I've never tried it, but the roast red peppers lend to the tomato texture. I say try it... if its yummy, let me know, I'll get down on that shit too! ...Speaking of, I need to go to the grocery store to snag some roast beef.


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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Acinaxuz]
    #5851420 - 07/12/06 04:51 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Another good recipie for tuna is:

Take some duck sauce
some Soy Sauce
and some sesame seeds, mix it all with the tuna! or sub wasabi for duck sauce for a hotter version

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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Ramlaen]
    #5851482 - 07/12/06 05:07 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

have you ever had tuna poke?

pronounced poe-kee

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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Atheist]
    #5889116 - 07/22/06 10:08 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I just wanted to say that this is the best thread ever, and I don't even smoke.

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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: breasticle]
    #5894285 - 07/24/06 12:58 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Haven't updated in a while

heres one I've been making for the past 2 weeks almost

EASY CHEESY QUESADILLAS
2 tortillas
shredded mexican cheese, Kraft works great
pre-cooked chicken, Perdue or any of that cheap shit
condiments: salsa, sour cream, guacamole, hot sauce

Just like at taco bell, that special tortilla thing with the cheese in between. Start off by taking one tortilla and pouring a bunch of cheese on it. Spread the cheese out. Put the other tortilla over it and microwave this for 15-20 seconds. Put a large pan on the stove and let it get hot with some butter on it. Microwave the chicken for 15-20 seconds too, make sure its chopped first. Put the tortillas on the pan and add a shitload of more cheese to it then the chicken. Let this sit for a little bit, keep checking on the color of the tortilla with a fork. Once it starts getting gold, you can fold it in half. I always add a little more cheese before I fold it, just so it sticks. Let it sit on one side for a minute or two, then flip it. You'll know when its done.

Add condiments:




enjoy  :laugh:

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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Atheist]
    #5904950 - 07/27/06 10:54 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

If you're bold and brave of heart, then I recommend you try using pure maple syrup on your quesadillas at least once instead of salsa. Both are good, but maple syrup is a totally different experience. Sticky, sweet and delicious.

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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: DrGeek]
    #5908921 - 07/28/06 01:13 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

damn dude that sounds sweet as hell :wink:

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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Atheist]
    #5912750 - 07/29/06 06:07 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

more! now! i'm high.

try to make something with this... I have 2 lbs of ground beef, a small wedge of cheese, half an onion, box of mashed potatos, 1 creamy chicken top ramen

Ok, go! that's all i have in my kitchen, besides condiments and various herbs/sauces


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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: liamtheloser]
    #5913296 - 07/29/06 10:03 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

start making burgers bro :thumbup:

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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: liamtheloser]
    #5913298 - 07/29/06 10:04 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

liamtheloser said:
more! now! i'm high.

try to make something with this... I have 2 lbs of ground beef, a small wedge of cheese, half an onion, box of mashed potatos, 1 creamy chicken top ramen

Ok, go! that's all i have in my kitchen, besides condiments and various herbs/sauces




Take the mashed potatos, but it in a big bowl...toss the ground beef on top. Finish it off by putting grilled oninons on top of that and top that shit with melted cheese.

For more of a kick, add the chicken flavouring packet to the mashed potatos first. Mmmm.


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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Chazzersize]
    #5913356 - 07/29/06 10:22 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

HAHAHA that's what i totally did, i made up a big pot of mashed potatoes, fried up some hamburger, fried some onions, then sauteed some fresh 'shrooms'.  YUM!  now i'm stoned, full and tripping a little bit :laugh:  Good idea guys


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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: liamtheloser]
    #5914661 - 07/30/06 11:02 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

here's a report on the side affects from abovementioned dinner...

mudbutt city... we're talking full on "is this a fart? is this poop? i don't know, i'm stoned and can't feel my butthole".

I woke up this morning and had to evacuate my bowels immediately, there was no stopping this shit storm.

I think I made too much hamburger :P


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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: liamtheloser]
    #5914677 - 07/30/06 11:10 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

thats disgusting

:scat:

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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Atheist]
    #5916979 - 07/30/06 11:12 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I prefer to call it a badge of honor.


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