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Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners
    #5777199 - 06/21/06 05:04 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I love cooking in general, especially stoned. The only difference is when stoned, it needs to be 3 things: fast, simple, and delicious.

For breakfast:

EASY CHEESY SALSA EGGS
Ingredients:
Eggs (atleast 4)
Cheese (any shredded Kraft cheese, I like the Mexican bag for this)
Salsa (any salsa is good, homemade would be the best but as for jarred shit, I go for the Tostitos Restaurant Style)
Hot Sauce (if you like)

Grease/butter/Pam the frying pan and let it get warm.
Break eggs into pan and scramble immediately.
As the GOO becomes more solid, keep stirring then add a FAT pinch of cheese.
Once the eggs are ALMOST done, give it a good spoon or two of salsa.
The consistency may turn a little runny from the salsa juice, so I always try to just get the chunks :thumbup:
Continue to stir/scramble til ready to eat

I eat this with 2 bagels and a shitload of cream cheese.
Add hot sauce, doesn't have to be hot just a good flavor,
then saltnpepper to taste.

Its ESPECIALLY good after a fat bowl of dank while still in bed :thumbup:

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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Atheist]
    #5777200 - 06/21/06 05:05 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

i can so imagine that, ill be sure to cook that up soon :smile:


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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Atheist]
    #5777203 - 06/21/06 05:06 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

what about some recipes for hash brownies?


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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: johnypotsmoker]
    #5777302 - 06/21/06 05:48 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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johnypotsmoker said:
what about some recipes for hash brownies?




Thats not what this thread is about, as bud butter is very easy to make.

Heres a dessert one I made last night:

CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH BARS
Ingredients:
1 box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch (the regular stuff, the regular box)
1 cup of peanut butter (Skippy, Jiffy, or organic, I used a little of both actually)
1/4 cup of Karo corn syrup (the one with vanilla extract is fine too)
1 pint of Haagen Daas (sp?) vanilla ice cream

Take a large bowl and dump in the box of cereal.
Add the peanut butter (obviously) and with a large wooden spoon, start crunching and crushing the cereal while you mix it with the peanut butter.
I don't know if it was a cup of PB but it was probably around that, if you need more then add more :thumbup:
Add the corn syrup and keep mixing and crushing until everything is the same. I might have added a little more corn syrup than 1/4 cup, maybe 1/3. Just dont over do it  :wink:
The cereal doesnt need to be crushed completely but it helps to break it down a little bit.
Take a good sized glass pan, like the rectangle Pyrex baking thing and dump the mixture into it.
Firmly press the cereal all over the bottom so it covers the whole bottom and is a nice thick layer. Make sure its even too
Take the ice cream, if its rock hard you can microwave it for 15 seconds, and dump it all onto the ice cream layer
Basically just do the same thing with the ice cream, using your hands just smash it and apply it all over the cereal layer and make sure its nice and even.
Once done, throw it in the freezer for about an hour then its ready to be cut and eaten
Store it in the freezer too so the shit doesnt melt :thumbup:



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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Atheist]
    #5778853 - 06/22/06 12:05 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Wow, those crunch bars sound damn good.

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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Atheist]
    #5780163 - 06/22/06 11:09 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Spicy Tuna Roll....that looks and sounds delicious! Im NOT a big fan of cooking while baked, but this seems like it would be really fun to mess with.

I'm more of a buffet guy. Some of the Casinos around here have the most amazing buffets you'll ever run across in your life.

All the crunch bars need are a few resses pieces in there.... :bandana:


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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Chazzersize]
    #5780187 - 06/22/06 11:20 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Hell yeah man or M&Ms or anything that could go with cinnamon and peanut butter.

I ran out of cinnamon sugar, i wanted to sprinkle some on top like a pro chef but i couldnt. damn

i'll have more up in the next day or two :thumbup: stay tuned  :peace:

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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Atheist]
    #5800015 - 06/28/06 04:36 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

If I ate 4 eggs and cheese with 2 soft cheese bagels for breakfast every day Id be a fat fuck. But damn thatd taste amazing.


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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: mr_kite]
    #5810144 - 07/01/06 03:40 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Chazzersize im with you man. even tho i love to cook yummy food while stoned, i gennerally end up fucking up the recipe or there isn't the shit i want in the house. it seems that what ever i got, i don't want and what ever i don't got, i want horribly!! so chazzersize i hit up those buffets man with my friends. sometimes i'll even bring some shrooms along when i go to this chinese buffet and throw thos in with my food.././//yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
later guys
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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Atheist]
    #5810155 - 07/01/06 03:46 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I just made the cheese/salsa/eggs recipie an hour or so ago... it was GOOD.

My compliments, man... I never knew I could have a tasty breakfast with such a low amount of time and effort.


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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: SenselessRebel]
    #5811305 - 07/02/06 12:18 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

SenselessRebel said:
Chazzersize im with you man. even tho i love to cook yummy food while stoned, i gennerally end up fucking up the recipe or there isn't the shit i want in the house. it seems that what ever i got, i don't want and what ever i don't got, i want horribly!! so chazzersize i hit up those buffets man with my friends. sometimes i'll even bring some shrooms along when i go to this chinese buffet and throw thos in with my food.././//yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
later guys
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Haha. Right on :-D Just becare of the msg at some of those chinese buffets....I've noticed the one I've been going to has been using waaaay too much.

Unless....becoming dizzy and confused after eating a plate of beef and broccoli is normal.

Mmmm. I found the perfect munchie foods last week. Peanut M&M's and PayDay.


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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Konnrade]
    #5812095 - 07/02/06 10:54 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Konnrade said:
I just made the cheese/salsa/eggs recipie an hour or so ago... it was GOOD.

My compliments, man... I never knew I could have a tasty breakfast with such a low amount of time and effort.




Cool man I'm glad you enjoyed it

I havent added another recipe in a good week so here it is, another breakfast one but I love breakfast after a long night of drinking and smoking

CINNAMON FRENCH TOAST
Ingredients:
Eggs (like 3 or 4 but 2 will work fine)
Sliced bread (white, french, any kind even wheat, thicker is better)
Cinnamon sugar (you probably have it in the cupboard or in the spice rack)
Powdered sugar (if you have it, a little is good too)
Maple syrup (duhh, try to get the good shit, not the chemical shit Aunt Jemima or whatever it is)

Well since many of my friends didnt even know how to make french toast I had to show them. Probably one of the easiest things to make in the morning and it is delicious. Wisk the eggs in a bowl just like you would if you were making scrambled eggs. Once blended, throw in a good pinch or two of cinammon sugar. Stir. Get your pan nice and warm with some butter in it too and start dipping and coating your bread with the egg. Once nice and wet gently lay it down onto the hot pan. The toast will be done once the egg on it has cooked and it has reached that nice golden color. Don't forget to flip  :smirk:

This breakfast is GREAT with a banana and a couple of strawberries. I love fresh fruit especially in the morning. Sprinkle some powdered sugar on top and you are ready to add syrup and enjoy  :thumbup:

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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Atheist]
    #5812152 - 07/02/06 11:18 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I like to mix up my french toast batter in the blender & throw in a ripe banana or two (depending on how much bread I'm battering.) MMMM...

Also, cinnamon raisin bread is great for making french toast. It is so sweet, you don't really need syrup on it.

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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Veritas]
    #5812256 - 07/02/06 11:58 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

the stuff with the swirls of cinnamon?

damn dude that shit is awesome, never made FT with it but i'm sure it'd be excellent

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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Atheist]
    #5812452 - 07/02/06 01:14 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Yes, it is.  Especially with a side of:

http://www.beelerspurepork.com/LgAppCinBacon.htm

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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Veritas]
    #5814119 - 07/02/06 11:19 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

wow

i love bacon

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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Atheist]
    #5814479 - 07/03/06 01:34 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

french toast and bacon is me fav

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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: faslimy]
    #5815859 - 07/03/06 12:43 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

All that sounds delicious. I'm definitely going to hit up the crunch bars. grazie :crazy2:


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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: drijx]
    #5823415 - 07/05/06 12:23 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

hmmm... yummie.

but all the use of the pans??!? remember i'm a stoner, i don't like to do dishes.

Oatman's Cheepo Receipe to live:
ramen noodles without the pan to clean up.

Crunch up ramen inside packaging, into little bits.
Add about 2 cups of water.
microwave for 3 min.
let sit for 1 min.
add bulyon crap... eat. Just as good as the real thing!

Only thing to clean up is a bowl


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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Atheist]
    #5830406 - 07/07/06 02:10 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

A friend of mine taught me to make Crostinis--They're easy enough and amazing for munchy food. :grin:

Ingredients-
a skinny french bread baget (or the big ones--can also be a sandwich!)
Extra virgin olive oil
garlic clove (or garlic powder--NOT SALT!--I haven't tried that)
one or two packs of your favorite roast beef lunch meat
1 jar of roasted red peppers
shredded motzarella(sp?) cheese

Directions:

Cut bread up into slices, thin, but thick enough. Lay out on baking sheet, toast in the oven set high enough to toast bread... I usually go with 450. Don't toast completely, take out before it browns.

Crush garlic into enough olive oil to coat bread--it gets strong, taste to pleasure. If using real garlic, one section of a clove is all you'll need. If its too strong, add more oil.

Spoon/brush onto bread.

Tear up pieces of roast beef and *pile* onto bread.

Put roast red pepper into pile of roast beef on bread.

Cover with sprinkled motz. cheese.

put back in the oven to melt cheese and toast bread to desired level.

Take out and enjoy!!

It's hot, steamy, and fucking amazing. Watch for bad breath.


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