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OfflineHitman203
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So I was working today in the ghetto and This black chick is all over me...
    #5754947 - 06/15/06 07:41 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

yea dudes. I deliver stuff in a truck. anyways we were making a delivery in the ghetto today. anyways i was being lazy and there was this black girl who lived at the delivery house we were at.

So i was talking to her and she was like really into me. and im not into black chicks at all but she wasnt bad. altho she had like a trail of hair up to her stomach... idk what thats about...

but yea she wanted to hang sometime and we exchange #s. she texted me before asking me what im doing tommorow. i have plans tho.

anyways she was like a black girl acting and whatnot. definitly not my type but do u think i should hang with her for the possible sex?????

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Re: So I was working today in the ghetto and This black chick is all over me... [Re: Hitman203]
    #5754954 - 06/15/06 07:42 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

:suicide:


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-Erik Davis

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Re: So I was working today in the ghetto and This black chick is all over me... [Re: Hitman203]
    #5754955 - 06/15/06 07:43 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

lyrics post

Through early morning fog I see

visions of the things to be

the pains that are withheld for me

I realize and I can see...

[REFRAIN]:

that suicide is painless

It brings on many changes

and I can take or leave it if I please.

I try to find a way to make

all our little joys relate

without that ever-present hate

but now I know that it's too late, and...

[REFRAIN]

The game of life is hard to play

I'm gonna lose it anyway

The losing card I'll someday lay

so this is all I have to say.

[REFRAIN]

The only way to win is cheat

And lay it down before I'm beat

and to another give my seat

for that's the only painless feat.

[REFRAIN]

The sword of time will pierce our skins

It doesn't hurt when it begins

But as it works its way on in

The pain grows stronger...watch it grin, but...

[REFRAIN]

A brave man once requested me

to answer questions that are key

is it to be or not to be

and I replied 'oh why ask me?'

[REFRAIN]

'Cause suicide is painless

it brings on many changes

and I can take or leave it if I please.

...and you can do the same thing if you please.

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Re: So I was working today in the ghetto and This black chick is all over me... [Re: Hitman203]
    #5754960 - 06/15/06 07:43 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Dammit Hitman. You made one good post like a tease and then started posting crap again.

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Re: So I was working today in the ghetto and This black chick is all over me... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5754961 - 06/15/06 07:43 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

lol @ suicide x 2


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-Erik Davis

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Re: So I was working today in the ghetto and This black chick is all over me... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5754964 - 06/15/06 07:44 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

vacant minds think alike

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Re: So I was working today in the ghetto and This black chick is all over me... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5754967 - 06/15/06 07:44 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

*wind whistles*

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Re: So I was working today in the ghetto and This black chick is all over me... [Re: Hitman203]
    #5754970 - 06/15/06 07:45 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Hit that shit sonnnnnn. Skeet skeet skeet.

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Re: So I was working today in the ghetto and This black chick is all over me... [Re: Hitman203]
    #5754972 - 06/15/06 07:46 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I don't like the racist tone of this post... it's very disturbing to say the least. You've got me extremely upset. :sad: :syringe:

On another note:

Quote:

Hitman203 said:
altho she had like a trail of hair up to her stomach... idk what thats about...




This doesn't send off any signals in your brain? :crazy2:


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Re: So I was working today in the ghetto and This black chick is all over me... [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5754978 - 06/15/06 07:46 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Brain?

:lol:

Now that's funny!


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-Erik Davis

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Re: So I was working today in the ghetto and This black chick is all over me... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5754994 - 06/15/06 07:50 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Whats wrong with a black chick :rolleyes:



Or is this the Not the shroomery but a front for Aryan Nations 


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Re: So I was working today in the ghetto and This black chick is all over me... [Re: Hitman203]
    #5755025 - 06/15/06 07:58 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Hitman203 said:
yea dudes. I deliver stuff in a truck. anyways we were making a delivery in the ghetto today. anyways i was being lazy and there was this black girl who lived at the delivery house we were at.

So i was talking to her and she was like really into me. and im not into black chicks at all but she wasnt bad. altho she had like a trail of hair up to her stomach... idk what thats about...

but yea she wanted to hang sometime and we exchange #s. she texted me before asking me what im doing tommorow. i have plans tho.

anyways she was like a black girl acting and whatnot. definitly not my type but do u think i should hang with her for the possible sex?????







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Re: So I was working today in the ghetto and This black chick is all over me... [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5755049 - 06/15/06 08:04 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

ahha brains.. sorry i just learnt what that meant yesterday, and its relating to the ghetto.. (Brains is like giving head)


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Re: So I was working today in the ghetto and This black chick is all over me... [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5755051 - 06/15/06 08:04 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Snaggletooth said:
Whats wrong with a black chick :rolleyes:




nothing, it's the puppet making the post

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Re: So I was working today in the ghetto and This black chick is all over me... [Re: Hitman203]
    #5755075 - 06/15/06 08:09 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Hitman203 said:
yea dudes. I deliver stuff in a truck. anyways we were making a delivery in the ghetto today. anyways i was being lazy and there was this black girl who lived at the delivery house we were at.

So i was talking to her and she was like really into me. and im not into black chicks at all but she wasnt bad. altho she had like a trail of hair up to her stomach... idk what thats about...

but yea she wanted to hang sometime and we exchange #s. she texted me before asking me what im doing tommorow. i have plans tho.

anyways she was like a black girl acting and whatnot. definitly not my type but do u think i should hang with her for the possible sex?????




You need to stop these posts.

You should not be making threads to attempt to let everyone know how attractive you think you are to women. It's annoying.

You haven't openly bragged about it, but the attempt is thinly veiled, it's not hard to see.

In the off-chance that you actually meant to ask for advice, make your own decisions man, you're an adult... decision-making is part of that.


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Re: So I was working today in the ghetto and This black chick is all over me... [Re: Hitman203]
    #5755079 - 06/15/06 08:11 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Wasnt this her?.. she tried the same with me,



Which one was it!?





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Re: So I was working today in the ghetto and This black chick is all over me... [Re: eris]
    #5755110 - 06/15/06 08:20 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I'm thinking it was something like this personally :rotfl::



Hitman was taken advantage of and he doesn't want to come to terms with it. Therefore he has made up a story in his mind and he's sticking to it. :smirk:


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Re: So I was working today in the ghetto and This black chick is all over me... [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5755120 - 06/15/06 08:23 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

:rofl2:


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Re: So I was working today in the ghetto and This black chick is all over me... [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5755134 - 06/15/06 08:28 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

lol

How old is Hitman? :rolleyes: I mean seriously, man, come on, who asks for advice on the internet if they should hang with a chic? Based on the color of her skin no less.

I find this extremely confusing and disturbing.

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Re: So I was working today in the ghetto and This black chick is all over me... [Re: Ngalyod]
    #5755144 - 06/15/06 08:32 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Ngalyod said:
lol

How old is Hitman? :rolleyes: I mean seriously, man, come on, who asks for advice on the internet if they should hang with a chic? Based on the color of her skin no less.

I find this extremely confusing and disturbing.




I think we've all realized that he's probably underage


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Re: So I was working today in the ghetto and This black chick is all over me... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5755180 - 06/15/06 08:41 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
nothing, it's the puppet making the post





Ahhh I see an underage puppet, ok that makes sense now, :thumbup:



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Re: So I was working today in the ghetto and This black chick is all over me... [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5755306 - 06/15/06 09:18 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

:whack:


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Lord of the Rings [Re: nightkrawler]
    #5755340 - 06/15/06 09:25 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

nightkrawler said:
:whack:




In case you didnt know wanted the hole quote, It was Gandalf talking about Aragorn,

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.


Ancient verse referring to Aragorn; quoted in Gandalf’s letter, Book I, Chapter 10


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Re: So I was working today in the ghetto and This black chick is all over me... [Re: Konnrade]
    #5755344 - 06/15/06 09:26 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Konnrade said:
Quote:

Hitman203 said:
yea dudes. I deliver stuff in a truck. anyways we were making a delivery in the ghetto today. anyways i was being lazy and there was this black girl who lived at the delivery house we were at.

So i was talking to her and she was like really into me. and im not into black chicks at all but she wasnt bad. altho she had like a trail of hair up to her stomach... idk what thats about...

but yea she wanted to hang sometime and we exchange #s. she texted me before asking me what im doing tommorow. i have plans tho.

anyways she was like a black girl acting and whatnot. definitly not my type but do u think i should hang with her for the possible sex?????




You need to stop these posts.

You should not be making threads to attempt to let everyone know how attractive you think you are to women. It's annoying.





Yeah, and nothing says "I want to fuck you" like a "hey what's up... I'm bored. Goodnight." from someone on myspace.

Does he ever post followups to the original threads? I haven't seen him do so, and I assume it's because he has nothing to say, and doesn't want to admit that he knows we all think he's a dipshit, so he can post another one tomorrow.


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The Official Spam Thread [Re: Koala Koolio]
    #5755377 - 06/15/06 09:36 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)



I desenate this as The Official Spam Thread :smile:







This thread need a slug cock




Spam Away :grin:

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Re: The Official Spam Thread [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5755415 - 06/15/06 09:48 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

holy shit is that really a slugs cock?

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Re: The Official Spam Thread [Re: Osker246]
    #5756022 - 06/16/06 01:35 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Q: Why is the shroomery awesome?

A: Because its the only place i know where bangin a black chick turns into slug cock.


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