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InvisibleBurke Dennings
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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: Jackattack]
    #5464419 - 03/31/06 02:51 PM (18 years, 1 day ago)

No, I'm not questioning that; I think it's weird that you ATE it.

I usually inject my inhaler cotton.

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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: Jackattack]
    #5464420 - 03/31/06 02:51 PM (18 years, 1 day ago)

Quote:

Jackattack said:
Quote:

PLUR, LOL said:
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Jackattack said:

Anyways here's what I did when I woke up I ate the cotton swap out of the Benzedrex inhaler so I could be more concentrated and calm during the interview ...




:wtf:



Im ADD and the cotton swap contains 250mg Propylhexedrine its a stimulant with effects similar to amphetamines. Proyplhexedrine is structurally similar to methamphetamine. The only difference is that the phenyl group of the methamphetamine molecule is swapped with a hexyl group. It is becuase of this that propylhexedrine is not a phenethylamine, or even an amphetamine. It wakes me up and calms me down at the same time so I can concentrate better.




:wtf:

:lol:

I just don't have any clue what your talking about, but it's funny! :lol:


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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test *DELETED* [Re: drtyfrnk]
    #5464483 - 03/31/06 03:10 PM (18 years, 1 day ago)

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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: roby000]
    #5479275 - 04/04/06 01:42 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

THANK YOU GOD I just called them up to see if everything was cool and it was I can't beleive I passed it. I feel so releived its like lifting a huge weight off my back.

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Invisibledanamine
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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: Jackattack]
    #5479337 - 04/04/06 02:03 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Haven't you watched Trainspotting? THAT'S what happens when you take speed before job interviews... YOU BECOME SPUD!

By the way, that inhaler could possibly cause a false positive for amphetamines, I'd be careful in the future if you want to eat one before a drug test, lucky you passed this time.

-Dan

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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: Jackattack]
    #5479426 - 04/04/06 02:34 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

No I haven't seen it but I will not be doing another inhaler soon cause I have an appointment with a doctor on thursday so I can get a script for my ADD.

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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: Jackattack]
    #5479487 - 04/04/06 03:04 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Those on the spot drug tests are easy to pass, the ones they send to the lab are tougher. The on the spot ones all you need to do is drink 2 gallons of water in the 2 hours before the drug test and you should pass.


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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: Psychoslut]
    #5481177 - 04/04/06 11:20 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah I know that's what I was expecting it to be but it wasn't this one was actually done by a lab.

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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: Jackattack]
    #5481237 - 04/04/06 11:37 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Did anyone realize that he said his piss smelled like berries. From my experience and it may just be me, but I do believe that no doctor smells your piss. You should not have poured it out!


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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: TrancedShroom]
    #5481264 - 04/04/06 11:48 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

what's this about the ibprofin? Can taking that cause you to test positive for marijuana? Maybe I just didn't interpret that correctly. Also, wth is a whizzinator?


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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: Jackattack]
    #5481297 - 04/05/06 12:02 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

ahha..piss sniffer!


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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: Psychoslut]
    #5481317 - 04/05/06 12:16 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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2 gallons of water in the 2 hours




1 gallon should be adequate. 2 gallons will have pissing like a siberian race horse.

AND

don't work for places that drug test or start your own lawn service.

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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: rawtoxic]
    #5481324 - 04/05/06 12:20 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

2 gallons of water in a 2 hour period
is an incredibly stupid idea.
depleting your bodys salt/sodium levels can/will kill you.


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