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Drug test passed with food coloring! LOL
    #5304163 - 02/15/06 08:35 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

My girlfriend had to take a drug test but would have failed for various drugs, as we were both using drugs today, yesterday, and the day before.
She is on social security due to a bipolar disorder and is required to take drug tests in order to get the money.
I did some research on specific types of on the spot drug tests... but didn't find anything too promising.

I was drunk one night and took some water and added yellow food coloring until it became a urine sort of color. I jokingly said "look why don't you give them this?" Of course I never really expected that it would work. I figured it would come up as invalid or whatever.

Well it turns out she did use the food coloring thing (against my advice) with hot water added and passed the test! The people at the office congratulated her on being clean while we had been getting high earlier the same day!

I don't get how the hell this worked. Must have been luck that they used such a cheap kind of drug test... I mean it couldn't have been too sophisticated?

If it were me I wouldn't have tried it.


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Re: Drug test passed with food coloring! LOL [Re: eris]
    #5304177 - 02/15/06 08:37 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

LOL


thats great.

you are right though it must not have been a very sophisticated test.


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Re: Drug test passed with food coloring! LOL [Re: sui]
    #5304221 - 02/15/06 08:45 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I was in a rehab program some years ago.. I remember some people getting in trouble for messing with the urine samples. They could tell if one even added extra water to the urine (in attempt to dilute it or whatever).

I guess some tests just test for the drugs themselves and not the water ratios. It also must not have tested for things that should have been present in normal urine.


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Re: Drug test passed with food coloring! LOL [Re: sui]
    #5304302 - 02/15/06 09:03 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

holy moly lol

either you guys lucked out hardcore or someone must have messed up because that story is really fuggin crazy. lol

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Re: Drug test passed with food coloring! LOL [Re: Guitarpro1313]
    #5304364 - 02/15/06 09:20 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it.
It is an on the spot kind of test. She told me that for a drug category it should show two lines if negative, one line if positive. There was also an "invalid" section on the test strip too which didn't trigger anything. it showed two lines as well. Which is supposed to mean all is well with the urine sample.
It must be able to detect certain kind of alterations if there is an "invalid" part to it.


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Re: Drug test passed with food coloring! LOL [Re: eris]
    #5304452 - 02/15/06 09:43 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Although this is not your case, it seems like a lot of times they don't even really do the test. They just size you up, and if you look clean, they say you passed.


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Re: Drug test passed with food coloring! LOL [Re: eris]
    #5304458 - 02/15/06 09:46 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

thats lucky, too bad i cant try that when im tested they test for everything like ready clean or any other detoxifiers if any show up you automatically fail


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Re: Drug test passed with food coloring! LOL [Re: psychonaut_420]
    #5304818 - 02/15/06 11:35 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

The qualifier strip is probably just a thermometer


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Re: Drug test passed with food coloring! LOL [Re: Senor_Doobie]
    #5304846 - 02/15/06 11:44 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

drug testing is the most invasive and retarded thing i can really think of.

PISS IN A CUP NOW

that kind of shit would get your ass glove-slapped and challenged to a duel or sued for sexual harrasment.


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Re: Drug test passed with food coloring! LOL [Re: eris]
    #5304890 - 02/16/06 12:00 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

i used to do that with these drug tests my parents bought... they used to be so dam accurate even if i didnt smoke for a month it still showed up... so one day i was fucking around and wanted to see if water worked and it did!!! i cant believe they work on social security tests thats insane!!!


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Re: Drug test passed with food coloring! LOL [Re: AliceDee]
    #5304901 - 02/16/06 12:03 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

"She told me that for a drug category it should show two lines if negative, one line if positive. "

oh shit those are the exact same ones i used to use!!! is it a cup with all the drugs listed on the outside and the testing strips are on the inside and to see if you were possitive or not you have to peel back a strip of paper on the cup???


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Re: Drug test passed with food coloring! LOL [Re: eris]
    #5304940 - 02/16/06 12:11 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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She is on social security due to a bipolar disorder and is required to take drug tests in order to get the money.





Huh? That's messed up. When did they start doing that?


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Re: Drug test passed with food coloring! LOL [Re: eris]
    #5305063 - 02/16/06 01:00 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I don't know anything about court tests, but the NCAA makes you start pissing, then turn towards a guy that watches your dick piss into the cup.  :lol:  Fucked up..


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Re: Drug test passed with food coloring! LOL [Re: ToiletDuk]
    #5305800 - 02/16/06 09:44 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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When did they start doing that?




Because of known drug history I guess. To make sure it all isn't spend on drugs.


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Re: Drug test passed with food coloring! LOL [Re: eris]
    #5306165 - 02/16/06 12:07 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Congratulations to your girl.

I know that some employment tests use the strips you dip in the sample. You can easily use water and food coloring to pass these as long as the temperature is right.

How does one go about getting money for being bipolar?


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Re: Drug test passed with food coloring! LOL [Re: daimyo]
    #5306168 - 02/16/06 12:08 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Congratulations to your girl.

I know that some employment tests use the strips you dip in the sample. You can easily use water and food coloring to pass these as long as the temperature is right.

How does one go about getting money for being bipolar?




yeah, no shit!


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Re: Drug test passed with food coloring! LOL [Re: daimyo]
    #5306312 - 02/16/06 12:45 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

By convincing the psychiatrist or whoever that you are unfit to work due to the condition I guess. She was on it before I met her.
Her bipolar condition actually isn't that bad at all really. I know she could work. As long as the money is coming in I doubt she will try though.


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Re: Drug test passed with food coloring! LOL [Re: eris]
    #5306333 - 02/16/06 12:51 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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I know she could work. As long as the money is coming in I doubt she will try though.



:nonono:

How does she feel about having all the working Shroomerites and other Americans subsidizing her laziness?

Just kidding, I couldn't resist.


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Re: Drug test passed with food coloring! LOL [Re: daimyo]
    #5306477 - 02/16/06 01:29 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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I know she could work. As long as the money is coming in I doubt she will try though.



:nonono:

How does she feel about having all the working Shroomerites and other Americans subsidizing her laziness?

Just kidding, I couldn't resist.




Well, that is a valid question. If someone is able to work and is below retirement age, they should not be getting social security money.

The social security system is allready in the red merely because old folks are living longer than they used to... people scamming the system definitely do not help.


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Re: Drug test passed with food coloring! LOL [Re: Konnrade]
    #5306484 - 02/16/06 01:32 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I've told her she should try to work before. It's not up to me :shrug:


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