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 Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide?  [Re: DimensionX]
#8352823 - 05/02/08 09:40 AM (5 years, 20 days ago) |
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Ancient Japanese samurai suicide really change my opinion on what humans are capable of doing. They didn't just just stab themselves in the stomach. They drove the sword in, then cut a giant square right through their stomach. Then sometimes they would write poetry in their own blood as the died.
they also had a 'second', someone there to take their head if the pain was too unbearable and it looked like they'd look disgraceful
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#8352834 - 05/02/08 09:46 AM (5 years, 20 days ago) |
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What a bizarre culture. Thus spawned the most depraved porn known to man.(Unfortunately)
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: notapillow]
#8389347 - 05/11/08 04:39 PM (5 years, 11 days ago) |
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N2O-tottaly painless
not only that
utterly blissfull 
that or skkydiving with no parachute
or some awsome combination of the 2 :Mr.t:
I've actually heard about this poor fool who jumped out of a plane and the parachute didn't work...something like 14,000 feet, and the poor bastard LIVED!!! Smashed into the ground, bounced like 6 feet into the air, and broke God only knows how many bones, and lived...
How much would that suck? I'd rather look like a inkblot test on the asphalt than survive that shit...despite how hardcore that is...I mean...Fuck...
I'd hold off on suicide...I'm still hoping a meteorite comes burning down and strikes me dead in the street...thats the way to go, for real...think about the chances of that? I fate not soon forgot! People for years would be saying "...God in Hell, what did he do?!?!God smote the Bejesus out of him!!!"
You'd have to curbstomp Jesus to deserve some shit like that.
...but if it cames down to suicide...I'd have to say overdose is probably one of the most painless (depending what you decide to 0D on, for instance...is it possible to OD on laxatives? I can't imagine that would be painless...)
I heard after a decapitation, the brain can live on for up to something like 30 seconds? You could show someone their own headless, twitching body...but that would be the most heinous 30 seconds of life EVER...anyone else heard this before?
If it were true it would be one reason why my vote for most hardcore suicide would be Hara Kiri...you'd just have to have a good friend nearby, haha, and any friend who is willing to help you commit Hara Kiri is a true friend.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Wanderlust]
#8494973 - 06/07/08 03:01 AM (4 years, 11 months ago) |
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i noticed that no one have mentioned "starve to death" wouldn't this be a good idea ?
if you are to cowardly to do anything drastic, wouldn't it be ideal to just sit on your sofa and starve for a couple of days ?
or maybe take a bunch of sleeping pills while you sit there ?
would that work ?
Edited by axxls (06/07/08 03:33 AM)
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: axxls]
#8495106 - 06/07/08 04:00 AM (4 years, 11 months ago) |
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axxls said:
i noticed that no one have mentioned "starve to death" wouldn't this be a good idea ?
if you are to cowardly to do anything drastic, wouldn't it be ideal to just sit on your sofa and starve for a couple of days ?
or maybe take a bunch of sleeping pills while you sit there ?
would that work ?
you obviously didnt read the whole thread
its been mentioned a few times
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: MXNR]
#8495212 - 06/07/08 04:47 AM (4 years, 11 months ago) |
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Double barrel 10 gauge, pull both triggers at once.
All they'll find is a jaw and a body attached.........and piles of brain and blood.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: axxls]
#8495385 - 06/07/08 06:46 AM (4 years, 11 months ago) |
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If your really trying to commit suicide because the emotional pain of your life or whatever is too much to bear - why does it mater then that the suicide is painless?
I mean, if your life is so shit that you wanna die - what difference does it make, why would you choose something painless over something painful.
Suicide would NOT be a cowards option if there was some law about suicide being ok as long as you do it ancient japanese samurai style!
That shit is hard-core! Anyone that wants to die, and they're willing to go though with a square hole through the body and poetry in blood.. more power to them I say! If more people had their kind of dedication to a cause, there would be a lot less people offing themselves!!
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: cheshirect666]
#8495587 - 06/07/08 09:15 AM (4 years, 11 months ago) |
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cheshirect666 said:
you obviously didnt read the whole thread
its been mentioned a few times
hehe no i didn't read the whole thread, sorry
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: axxls]
#8522210 - 06/14/08 02:28 AM (4 years, 11 months ago) |
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I hear when you jump off a building you die before you hit the ground, of shock. or at least black out before you hit.. possiblly have an intense dmt trip from it being released from knowing you're going to die?
Not really.
A very small amount of people will blackout from sensory overload when they first experience free fall.
The large majority of first time jumpers get varied amounts of sensory overload but are able to control it.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Chubba]
#8522242 - 06/14/08 02:44 AM (4 years, 11 months ago) |
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I hear when you jump off a building you die before you hit the ground, of shock. or at least black out before you hit.. possiblly have an intense dmt trip from it being released from knowing you're going to die?
Not really.
A very small amount of people will blackout from sensory overload when they first experience free fall.
The large majority of first time jumpers get varied amounts of sensory overload but are able to control it.
its so damn fast u die that fast and fast is fast like BOOP!
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#8522302 - 06/14/08 03:09 AM (4 years, 11 months ago) |
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DimensionX said:
Ancient Japanese samurai suicide really change my opinion on what humans are capable of doing. They didn't just just stab themselves in the stomach. They drove the sword in, then cut a giant square right through their stomach. Then sometimes they would write poetry in their own blood as the died.
they also had a 'second', someone there to take their head if the pain was too unbearable and it looked like they'd look disgraceful
Thats true. But in the very early days there was no second, they did it all by themselves. Eventually i think it was such a horrible thing to witness they decided it was ok to use a second. For a while though it seems like it was pretty insane. People would try and make their deaths as dramatic as possible so they could earn as much honor and respect as possible.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: DimensionX]
#8522694 - 06/14/08 09:21 AM (4 years, 11 months ago) |
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I didn't read all 9 pages. But you might want to read this
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Justice_Fish]
#8522962 - 06/14/08 12:03 PM (4 years, 11 months ago) |
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Gun to the head. Barring a freak survival, or idiotic fuckup by not shooting yourself correctly. When a bullet strikes the brain, it will usually either force the skull to split/break/explode open, or violently displace brain matter and it resettles again in the wrong spot. Your brain would be blown out of your head or rearranged far to quickly to feel pain. Some people have survived shots to the head, but that is obviously rare. You're more likely to win the lottery buying just one ticket. Some people will not die instantly due to a small bullet or freak bullet. I'd reccomend using a shotgun 20 guage or higher, loaded with buckshot, as your head will downright explode. Calibers for pistols i wouldn't recommend anything 9mm or smaller (though a .22 will do it almost every time). Use a hydrashock, and a high velocity round. .357 magnum, 10mm, 44mag, 454 Cassull would work just fine. Any rifle will do you in even a .17 hmr. You could just put a grenade in your mouth. If you're desperate enough, keep eating nails, glass, and/or razors until your insides are shredded and you internally bleed to death. That would be a great experience. You could find a killer bee nest and urinate on it. You can try to rape a lion or something. ohhh death sounds like an adventure.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: ray40cal]
#8523258 - 06/14/08 01:52 PM (4 years, 11 months ago) |
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Just contract AIDS. Oh wait, you said PAINLESS...never mind.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Ima Trooper]
#8523336 - 06/14/08 02:19 PM (4 years, 11 months ago) |
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Jumping off a building ia ALWAYS the way to go
just make sure its tall enough
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: drok]
#8523338 - 06/14/08 02:21 PM (4 years, 11 months ago) |
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The most painless way to commit suicide is to deal with your problems head on, and stop running from them.
So, in theory, the old you dies, and the new and improved you begins, with goals and life and all that shit.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Chemy]
#8523356 - 06/14/08 02:29 PM (4 years, 11 months ago) |
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When there's a party at the office, get blind drunk and go around in your underwear treating anyone to your piss drunk version on the truth about their character, then fall over unconscious and poop your pants.
What, it's social suicide 
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Chemy]
#8523465 - 06/14/08 03:01 PM (4 years, 11 months ago) |
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The most painless way to commit suicide is to deal with your problems head on, and stop running from them.
So, in theory, the old you dies, and the new and improved you begins, with goals and life and all that shit.
Woah, thats some heavy shit dude
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: drok]
#8525388 - 06/15/08 01:42 AM (4 years, 11 months ago) |
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drok said:
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Chemy said:
The most painless way to commit suicide is to deal with your problems head on, and stop running from them.
So, in theory, the old you dies, and the new and improved you begins, with goals and life and all that shit.
Woah, thats some heavy shit dude
Heavy it is but it is also very true done it a few times and its the most wonderfull feeling in the world when you do
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: lemon_lw]
#8548168 - 06/21/08 07:42 PM (4 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'm sorry to bump a old and controversial thread but where would one get n2o?
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