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 Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide?  [Re: Barrett]
#16848262 - 09/14/12 09:58 PM (7 months, 28 days ago) |
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Hey reeferaddict, what is that joint in your signature? It looks like something out of a Rahl Dahl book - B
(ps everytime I see your name it takes me back to back to the future, the first one when the band guys get out of the car, "hey, I don't wanna mess with no reefah addicts, lol)
It's from one of Miyazaki's movies. It's called Howl's Moving Castle. Great movie.
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strange i thought of that bud dwyer clip today but didnt know the guys name id seen it.
that looks nasty.
I definitely wont be doing that ....
hanging is less violent.
still makes me scared to die now
that seems horrible. ill just get a bottle of wine and hang myself i guess..
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Biffzilla]
#16852506 - 09/15/12 06:44 PM (7 months, 27 days ago) |
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When one is unafraid to die, they don't likely understand what dieing is.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Biffzilla]
#16852523 - 09/15/12 06:49 PM (7 months, 27 days ago) |
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That's the way I'd like to do it, Vodka + hang = easy death
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Esekon Kelly]
#16852552 - 09/15/12 06:54 PM (7 months, 27 days ago) |
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haha, no.
I bet the hanging part sobers you right up, so you can enjoy the feeling of your eyes popping out, your tongue swelling and your blood pressure pop all the veins in your head. Then of course, your fight to stay alive instinct kick in and you claw away your own throat and face trying to free yourself from the rope.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Awebig]
#16852559 - 09/15/12 06:56 PM (7 months, 27 days ago) |
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Milli vanilli guy had a good plan(that failed...btw). Took tones of downers crawled over a balcony rail, then just held on waiting for the drugs to put him to sleep and fall.
People saw him, however. He was dragged in before the drugs knocked him out.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Awebig]
#16852569 - 09/15/12 06:59 PM (7 months, 27 days ago) |
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If I were to shoot myself dead, I would not use one gun; I would use an array of guns set to fire simultaneously.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Awebig]
#16852586 - 09/15/12 07:03 PM (7 months, 27 days ago) |
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Word RA, I'll have to check that out sometime when the timings right, it looks pretty trippy.
Biff Z, yea fucked up, turns out he was actually innocent of all the charges, the guys testifying against him later admitted on tape that they lied under oath. Bad mojo.
Awe, that's what I'm saying you'll fuck a good buzz up like that.
Side point, anyone ever hear the rumor/fact about males when hung (I don't know if you have to break the neck or if strangulation works also) have all there blood pulled down by gravity and get boners? lol.. that's fucked up but I think it's true. One last woody before the trip down the ole' hallelujah trail. - B
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Awebig]
#16852737 - 09/15/12 07:43 PM (7 months, 27 days ago) |
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Awebig said:
haha, no.
I bet the hanging part sobers you right up, so you can enjoy the feeling of your eyes popping out, your tongue swelling and your blood pressure pop all the veins in your head. Then of course, your fight to stay alive instinct kick in and you claw away your own throat and face trying to free yourself from the rope.
I've done it before and it's not as painful as many perceive it to be. Indeed, I tried hanging myself and almost drifted into unconsciousness although I still had great fear of death but after a few aching moments it gently slips your mind...that's when your head begins to stiff and you weaken
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Awebig]
#16855093 - 09/16/12 10:25 AM (7 months, 26 days ago) |
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Awebig said:
haha, no.
I bet the hanging part sobers you right up, so you can enjoy the feeling of your eyes popping out, your tongue swelling and your blood pressure pop all the veins in your head. Then of course, your fight to stay alive instinct kick in and you claw away your own throat and face trying to free yourself from the rope.
Not really. You don't have to fall violently you can slowly sink your weight into the rope, and hyperventilate before hand (take fast breaths for a minute or so) to make yourself pass out even faster on the rope. You wont feel them really popping I think you'd pass out instead / black out before that from what I've heard and experienced in test runs... =].
But yes there is an uncomfortable thickheaded feeling (but if you sink in faster without actually having a falling drop, like the guy said, stepping off an edge, you'd pass out very quickly, its been recorded as taking about 13 seconds but I guess it depends, if you where drunk and hyperventilated it would be quicker,
and you wouldnt choke and it doesnt feel if your eyes pop out of your head, almost more into it kinda,
it goes all quiet and your feet go senseless (I've tried but got scared, just testing the waters...)
but meh Ima try and get a life first...
I'll c.
Maybe oneday when I have a terminal cancer or something and for sure am fucked I'd go for the laughing exit bag 
or hangingz with winez!
wooo!
There aint no better way to go than those two believe me I've been reading up,
hanging yourself *carefully* as opposed to that necksnapping crap
or gassing wid laughing gas
is honestly the best ways out there.
Not even cyanide pill which kills in minutes (you can just as well drown since it makes you choke since your cells dont get oxygen).
Aint no better ways than those two methods I just mentioned
Have fun...
don't do it!
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Esekon Kelly]
#16855099 - 09/16/12 10:27 AM (7 months, 26 days ago) |
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Esekon Kelly said:
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Awebig said:
haha, no.
I bet the hanging part sobers you right up, so you can enjoy the feeling of your eyes popping out, your tongue swelling and your blood pressure pop all the veins in your head. Then of course, your fight to stay alive instinct kick in and you claw away your own throat and face trying to free yourself from the rope.
I've done it before and it's not as painful as many perceive it to be. Indeed, I tried hanging myself and almost drifted into unconsciousness although I still had great fear of death but after a few aching moments it gently slips your mind...that's when your head begins to stiff and you weaken
Esekon, How exactly did you do it?
I tied my rope to a burglar bar and gentled myself onto a chair which had a stack of stiff pillows. As I slowly went to sit on the pillows of course they sank under my weight, though I carefully lowered my weight into them, not like the guy who carefully stepped off the rim of the toilet and blacked out a split second later as he said, hanging by his full body weight - I was still holding myself up... I think its that sinking into it so that it gets a hold but not taking too long WINDOW PERIOD
in hanging yourself carefully that can vary according to technique and which I find highly interesting... don't you agree?
what I felt was, though partial body weight only on the rope as I "sat" on the pillows, hands holding the chair grips to keep some weight up and testing the effect,
just numbed feet, your hearing goes (like goes quiet inside your head, which is weird), head feels swollen which is kinda uncomfortable...
I guess if I'd sunk and let my whole bodyweight onto it I woulda passed out and prolly then have died on the rope
please, details man, details!
p.s yes thats auto erotic asphyxiation, the blood can't get to the brain so I guess it goes to the other terminus?
Some peeps do it for fun apparently it gives you a cocaine like high, I might try that once just for fun... but only with a counterweight to have a better orgasm and so I won't die, haha...
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Biffzilla]
#16855132 - 09/16/12 10:47 AM (7 months, 26 days ago) |
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this hanging-for-fun thing reminds of me of this film starring robin williams, worlds greatest dad..
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: pablokabute]
#16855150 - 09/16/12 10:53 AM (7 months, 26 days ago) |
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o yes and I agree Esekon, there didn't seem any pain involved at all you just start going all numb, but that scared me as I was only slowly sinking my weight in to test the effect, so I guess if you do it faster you'd pass out before you had a chance to worry, and yet not too fast that you have to snap any neck or choke any airways!!
Its a subtle art... doing it fast enough to pass out before you notice that your head goes silent inside (like your inner ear goes dead still, which is unnerving) and also the absence of feeling in the feet was also very uncomfortable, so if you do it fast enough and pass out before you can worry about that unnerving you, you'd b ok i guess, painless and unaware of a damn fucking thing. Fast enough for that but not violent enough for a neck snack...
again, a fine art indeed...
p.s maybe we should start a new "suicide by refined hanging-technique" thread?
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Biffzilla]
#16855806 - 09/16/12 01:29 PM (7 months, 26 days ago) |
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Just to put in my experiences here:
I once tried suicide by Aspirin, i took 90 pills and waited to die. I ended up getting taken to hospital and i likely would have died otherwise.
It was NOT pleasant! At first it was fine, then my ears started ringing REALLY loudly, then i began to hallucinate, then i began throwing up bile every 10 minutes.
That being said, it's a lot better than some ways, seeing as the actual act of taking the pills doesn't hurt and you have a good number of hours until they do anything.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Xachiavelli]
#16860289 - 09/17/12 03:06 AM (7 months, 26 days ago) |
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What is certain in life is Death. It will come to us at one time or another.
It is unfortunate that I have been a lazy SOB in my last 6 or 7 years and have had not amount much to anything in life. I wish I had the money to travel the world but I have none. I find beauty in nature but the nature I live around isn't surrounded by beauty.
I have this one life on this beautiful Earth and I don't have the money to see it in all it's glory? Oh woe is me.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Xachiavelli]
#16860830 - 09/17/12 07:10 AM (7 months, 25 days ago) |
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Xachiavelli said:
Just to put in my experiences here:
I once tried suicide by Aspirin, i took 90 pills and waited to die. I ended up getting taken to hospital and i likely would have died otherwise.
It was NOT pleasant! At first it was fine, then my ears started ringing REALLY loudly, then i began to hallucinate, then i began throwing up bile every 10 minutes.
That being said, it's a lot better than some ways, seeing as the actual act of taking the pills doesn't hurt and you have a good number of hours until they do anything.
Did you feel very weak of limb also.
I'd go with hanging. Its really not painful. Just lower your body weight into it, like i explained... its quick and easy and there is in fact no pain involved since you black out. Just some discomforts.
Im glad you survived the aspirin. I once took only a few grams of aspirin and it felt like my blood was imploding, i was so weak. its hard to explain that its a shit feeling.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Biffzilla]
#16861348 - 09/17/12 11:28 AM (7 months, 25 days ago) |
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Regarding suicide by train - What's the best position to adopt when getting hit to maximize your chances of dying?
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Xachiavelli]
#16861529 - 09/17/12 12:06 PM (7 months, 25 days ago) |
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Xachiavelli said:
Regarding suicide by train - What's the best position to adopt when getting hit to maximize your chances of dying?
put your neck on the railing to get beheaded.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Anonymous #12]
#16861726 - 09/17/12 12:54 PM (7 months, 25 days ago) |
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Put a penny on the rail, stand directly opposite of it and the the train should launch the penny at break-neck speeds for clean penetration of the skull.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Anonymous #12]
#16862203 - 09/17/12 02:33 PM (7 months, 25 days ago) |
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He doesn't need to do all that standing in front of the train should be sufficient this method is not for people who are still wavering about suicide this is for the end of the end line people.
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