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 Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide?  [Re: lemon_lw]
#5933783 - 08/05/06 07:26 AM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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* I would steal swiftly to the roof and begin sun tanning until the UV radiation gives me cancer.
* I would have a pre-rigged claymore mine chamber in a closet with 360 shrapnal trajectory.
* I would swallow a deadly mixture of coca cola and pop rocks, then duct tape my mouth and nose shut.
* 2 guns + 2 temples = probs not waking up tomorrow.
* Jump from a tall bridge and employ 2 guns + 2 temples theory just before hitting the ground head first.
More to come...
I like what you said about not thinking it is fair to bring an unconsenting being into existence...tis why I'm not planning on having kids.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: MXNR]
#5933801 - 08/05/06 07:56 AM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helium#Applications
Although the vocal effect of inhaling helium may be amusing, it can be dangerous if done to excess since helium is a simple asphyxiant, thus it displaces oxygen needed for normal respiration. Death by asphyxiation will result within minutes if pure helium is breathed continuously. In Mammals (with the notable exception of seals) the breathing reflex is triggered by excess of carbon dioxide rather than lack of oxygen, so asphyxiation by helium progresses without the victim experiencing air hunger. Inhaling helium directly from pressurized cylinders is extremely dangerous as the high flow rate can result in barotrauma, fatally rupturing lung tissue.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nitrous_oxide#Toxicity
Use of nitrous oxide for prolonged periods results in inhibition of the enzyme methionine synthase which is involved in protein synthesis, causing changes in bone marrow after as short a time as 3-4 hours.
(reduction in the number of white blood cells)
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That mycelium eats detritus and dies
But that life in all it's glory
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Booby]
#5933815 - 08/05/06 08:11 AM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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Sweet. That helium thing is very interesting.
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ca'rouse (k-rouz)
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To engage in boisterous, drunken merrymaking.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Booby]
#5933818 - 08/05/06 08:12 AM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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These people look as if they died peaceably without pain or struggle:
What were they on?
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That mycelium eats detritus and dies
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Lily_Morgan]
#5933819 - 08/05/06 08:13 AM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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Lily_Morgan said:
For those of you who keep saying carbon monoxide, that's got to be one of the worst ideas. While you're in the car waiting to die, you'll experience severe headache, mental confusion, dizziness, impairment of vision and hearing, and THEN you collapse and faint.
Wouldn't most of those things be normal every day/weekend happenings, including even the "collapse and faint" AKA Passing out.
Im not seeing the problem, other than the headache....
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: lemon_lw]
#5934028 - 08/05/06 11:37 AM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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In my golden days I had over 8000 posts in OTD, which are gone after 45 days.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5934105 - 08/05/06 12:23 PM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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RandalFlagg said:
I say if you're gonna do it why not do it like a badass? Shotgun in the mouth or something like that. That really makes a statement.
That's how I'd go, I mean you probably wouldn't even get a chance to hear the bang. Instant blackness, plus a nice mess for everyone to clean up lol.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5934116 - 08/05/06 12:27 PM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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alright this would not be painless at all but it would be a very extravagent way to go tie a rope around your legs and tie the other end to a bridge over busy highway make it so that when you jump the rope would hold you about 12 feet over the road. get a piece long of piano wire and tie both ends to the over pass as well. then put your head through the loop the piano wire makes and glue your hands upside down to your head with some powerful glue(fingers on the ears and palms on the skull). then when the glue dries...jump, if all goes correctly you will be decapitated and holding your head in your hands(right side up) dangling over a busy highway for all to see!
i know its morbid...but it would be a very extravagent way to go
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: MXNR]
#5934118 - 08/05/06 12:28 PM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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A plastic bag
A can of starting fluid.............ether
Spray heavy amounts into bag
Put bag over head
Tie off
Go out stoned
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: MXNR]
#5934127 - 08/05/06 12:32 PM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'd have to just take a lethal dose of heroin if I was looking for a painless way to go out.
There would probably be little, if any pain involved. one would probably pass out from extreme nods/euphoria before even dying and the last memory would be of feeling good (or sick possibly lol).
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: eris]
#5934169 - 08/05/06 12:50 PM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'm a coward, no suicide for me
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there are 923 words in the english language that do not follow the "I before E"
rule, there are 44 words in the english language that follow the rule. this is
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5934171 - 08/05/06 12:51 PM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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I probably wont ever do it either.. I thought about it a lot when I was a teenager and all - but it seems like I grew out of it or something. The thought doesn't even enter my mind anymore. Maybe it is a part of growing up.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: eris]
#5934179 - 08/05/06 12:54 PM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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suicide wasnt really a thought of mine, homocide/genocide was more common
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there are 923 words in the english language that do not follow the "I before E"
rule, there are 44 words in the english language that follow the rule. this is
the shit our education funding is paying for and these liberals want more money
for education to keep making students stupid
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5934545 - 08/05/06 02:59 PM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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lots of opiates, with thhe nitrous tank open in the (small) room
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"in times of widespread chaos and cofusion, it has ben the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m anagment, too much programming and controll, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"
"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: ZippoZ]
#5935045 - 08/05/06 06:38 PM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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What if you did a thumbprint and then jumped into a pool of great whites at the peak?
Shark week inspired that one.
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Pupil: Master, I do not understand...
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: habitat0789]
#5935084 - 08/05/06 07:02 PM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
habitat0789 said:
alright this would not be painless at all but it would be a very extravagent way to go tie a rope around your legs and tie the other end to a bridge over busy highway make it so that when you jump the rope would hold you about 12 feet over the road. get a piece long of piano wire and tie both ends to the over pass as well. then put your head through the loop the piano wire makes and glue your hands upside down to your head with some powerful glue(fingers on the ears and palms on the skull). then when the glue dries...jump, if all goes correctly you will be decapitated and holding your head in your hands(right side up) dangling over a busy highway for all to see!
i know its morbid...but it would be a very extravagent way to go
That would be awesome! Pics? 
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: MXNR]
#5935095 - 08/05/06 07:07 PM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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When the inventor of Semtex plastic explosive decided it was time to punch in his card, he hired a room in a hotel. There he attached a small slab of his own invention to the side of his head, and in less than 1/1.000 second his head turned into mid-air applesauce, which is at least ten times faster than your responsetime to anything. Bang. All nerves severed and ripped to shreds before he could register the flash or the bang, leaving a headless corpse and a brown-spraypainted wall with skull fragments embedded into it.
That's the only truly painless and failproof method I can think of. People putting a bullet through their head often miss vital brain areas or the brain entirely and end up dying a dragged-out death or disfigured in a wheelchair.
Almost all people who commit suicide really shouldnt, because even if they saw no way out, their situation might just as easily have turned for the better. Life is like that.
And on top of that: many suicides fail, hence the word "suicide attempt", and this can have really ugly consequences.
Don't give up on life.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Wiccan_Seeker]
#5935161 - 08/05/06 08:08 PM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Wiccan_Seeker said:
...even if they saw no way out, their situation might just as easily have turned for the better. Life is like that.
I know exactly what you mean. If you're low enough to kill yourself, you're low enough to take the most drastic action possible to help yourself. Since death is the ultimate action you can consciously take, why not go crazy and have fun or something instead?
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Banez]
#7197234 - 07/19/07 01:08 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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WORST BUMP EVER
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/5933438#Post5933438
Quote:
Banez said:
hanging is the dumbest idea.. probably because it didnt work for me.. lol.. idk i tried to hang myself in march>? and yeah.. my parents saved me.. i was approx 1 min from death.. every blood vessel in my face and eyes completely popped leaving me looking like a tomato.. awful
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http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/6355469#Post6355469
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http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/5933438#Post5933438
Dexter's Thesaurus
beer = guinness
smoke = vaporize
pubers = reasons to be pro-choice
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: eris]
#7197454 - 07/19/07 01:49 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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eris said:
I'd have to just take a lethal dose of heroin if I was looking for a painless way to go out.
There would probably be little, if any pain involved. one would probably pass out from extreme nods/euphoria before even dying and the last memory would be of feeling good (or sick possibly lol).
I'd probably do it this way too, but i don't feel like killing myself, well, not right now anyway.
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