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 Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide?  [Re: MXNR]
#5933373 - 08/05/06 02:22 AM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: chaospilot]
#5933397 - 08/05/06 02:28 AM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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I won't say that suicide is the cowards way out, because I think there can be times when it seems like the only way to make unbearible pain end. However it greatly saddens me to know that an infinitely unique and holy being would snuff itself out so carelessly. 
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: MXNR]
#5933417 - 08/05/06 02:35 AM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
MXNR said:
I mean, I think those who don't fight a bear and win at least once in their life are "cowards."
I guess if you lived in the woods, fighting a bear might have made the suicide list 
Well, either that, or if you're some weirdo who has a bear in their house...
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: chaospilot]
#5933424 - 08/05/06 02:37 AM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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The doctor who invented chloroform put a rag full of it over his mouth and slit his own femoral artery with a straight razor. That's kind of awesome, and ironic.
For those of you who keep saying carbon monoxide, that's got to be one of the worst ideas. While you're in the car waiting to die, you'll experience severe headache, mental confusion, dizziness, impairment of vision and hearing, and THEN you collapse and faint.
I would say if you have it, a shotgun. Pull a Hemingway. Most people know how he did it, but if you need clarification; he took off the sock and shoe of one foot, put the barrel of a shotgun in his mouth, and pulled the trigger with his toe. *bad ass* That's probably how I would do it if I could buy a gun. However, I do have access to chloroform so I would probably just lay face down on a pillow soaked in that. You pass out right away, and since you're laying on a seemingly endless supply of it, you won't wake back up before you OD.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Lily_Morgan]
#5933429 - 08/05/06 02:39 AM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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some kid that went to my highschool, huge partyer shot himself in the head with a 12 guage. He was on shrooms, did some white, and got severely depressed during the comedown of both.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Lily_Morgan]
#5933436 - 08/05/06 02:43 AM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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apparently, CO doesn't even always bump you off
i'd jump out of a helicopter, with a hundred-foot noose around my neck to snap it, and explosives around my body timed to detonate as i hang
all this would preferably be into a tornado
or maybe in the peace of the eye of a hurricane
that'd be fucking rawk
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Banez
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: wowitch17]
#5933438 - 08/05/06 02:44 AM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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Edited by Banez (07/10/07 04:37 AM)
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lemon_lw
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Banez]
#5933444 - 08/05/06 02:46 AM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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dude you just went through a suicidal phase and want to go to basic, big big no no. thats how people die man.
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Banez
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: lemon_lw]
#5933449 - 08/05/06 02:48 AM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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nothing to see here folks.
Edited by Banez (07/14/07 01:08 PM)
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lemon_lw
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Banez]
#5933476 - 08/05/06 02:55 AM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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yeah just be prepared to be shat upon, but i heard basic has gotten alot easier since i joined. so it probably wont be as stressful. in my company during basic we had 2 people get kicked out for attempted suicide, both slitting wrists. its a huge mind fuck in there man, just stay really strong mentally and youll be fine. and this phrase might be the best thing for you someday soon. "i have the perpinsity to be homesexual". and also know that you can back out of your contract during our whole training period, theyll give you a hard time but you can do it.
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Banez
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: lemon_lw]
#5933487 - 08/05/06 02:57 AM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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a) i would never do the whole slitting wrist.. fuck that
b) im a huge homophobe
c) what would happen if you did back out? dishonorable discharge? anything else?
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lemon_lw
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Banez]
#5933503 - 08/05/06 03:02 AM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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well from my understanding it kinda works like voiding a contract no discharge status or anything. but if im wrong aobut that then it would have to be a general discharge that can be upgraded to honorable within 6 months.
as for
a)there are alot of methods, ive heard of huffing, jumping off roofs, hangings, shooting (obviously) (its pretty funny watch how nice the drill sergents get when it gets time for you to have live ammo training)
b)its not like you have to be gay
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: lemon_lw]
#5933516 - 08/05/06 03:04 AM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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fuck being gay! ill skip straight to b) on that.. i in no way like dick.. lol.. idk never had a gay-experience like people think
a) yeah im sure it would look pretty bad if u killed urself during training with live ammo (althou thats probably the way i would go if that ever came up)
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Banez]
#5933523 - 08/05/06 03:06 AM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
OHSBrave06 said:
b) im a huge homophobe
fag
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Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
No, says the man in Washington; it belongs to the poor.
No, says the man in the Vatican; it belongs to God.
No, says the man in Moscow; it belongs to everyone.
I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something
different. I chose the impossible. I chose...
Rapture.
- Andrew Ryan
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Banez
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
#5933527 - 08/05/06 03:08 AM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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yes.. im secretly gay.
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: chaospilot]
#5933553 - 08/05/06 03:15 AM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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What you need: a sidewalk.
How to do it:
Step 1: Slam your head into the sidewalk.
Step 2: Repeat.
Headbutting is probably the manliest thing ever. Not only is it useful for suicide, it's also a great way to break up with your girlfriend. For example, I couldn't find the words to tell my ex that our relationship was over, so one day while we were watching TV I headbutt her in the tits. Then I picked up my jacket and left. No awkward goodbyes, no "still friends" bullshit. Just a couple of bruised titties and a failed relationship. I rule.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
#5933558 - 08/05/06 03:17 AM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
I le magnifique said:
you've already said that
Wow, that's weird.
Guess that exposes what I spend my days thinking about. 
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5933573 - 08/05/06 03:24 AM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'm sure its been said here. I'm too drunk to read all this shit so I will post this regardless of the consequences.
Take 20 xanax bars and drink a beer...
See ya..
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: TrippinTeddy]
#5933641 - 08/05/06 03:51 AM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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I just did that 20 minutes ago.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5933645 - 08/05/06 03:55 AM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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you know what hella i wouldnt be surprised if you held the rocrd in the whole wide internet for the mosts posts. i mean your averaging over 1500 a month. maybe you should get a special gold star as i believe has been discused before.
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