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Invisiblespock
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Learyfan]
    #5170364 - 01/12/06 12:55 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

that depends on if you got a wife and kids or not.

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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: AKSE]
    #5170368 - 01/12/06 12:56 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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Suicide is a cowards way out IMHO.




You've never read anything about how to deal with suicidal people, have you? If he was suicidal, that would be a pretty bad thing to say to him.


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Learyfan]
    #5170371 - 01/12/06 12:58 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah. That's the way I look at it. One of two things will happen:

1) You kill yourself and there is nothing. No spirit, no afterlife, nothing. You are nothing, no more.

or

2) There is a spirit and you join the eternal love of the universe that is all knowing and non excluding.

Either way I'm cool.


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Pupil: Master, I do not understand...

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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: MXNR] * 2
    #5170390 - 01/12/06 01:07 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Well a very suspenseful and intense [not to mention a little crazy] way to end your life would be by hiring a hitman to take you out.

And not for a dinner and a movie, either.
Imagine leaving the house, never knowing if you'll be sniped halfway to your car. Or if your car had been sabatoged and have no idea who that suspicious character following you is.
For all you know, you could crawl in bed, only to be rudely awakened by a barrage of silenced bullets to your chest. Or perhaps your icecubes were secretly poisoned.
It would be the ultimate way to die when living on the hardcorest edge of them all.



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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #5170403 - 01/12/06 01:14 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Wow. It's almost like a murder mystery. You know how it will end, just not the details. Interesting and fantastical.


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: MXNR]
    #5170441 - 01/12/06 01:36 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Dead a band member from mayhem(i think) killed himself with a shotgun to the dome and his suicide letter read "please excuse the mess" His band then later took pictures of the body and used as the cover of there next album. then they took pieces of his skull and made a necklace out of it for them to wear. pretty hardcore


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #5170511 - 01/12/06 02:02 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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Well a very suspenseful and intense [not to mention a little crazy] way to end your life would be by hiring a hitman to take you out.




I've thought of this before. The best part is you can get life insurance and it'll pay!


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: DeathCompany]
    #5170525 - 01/12/06 02:06 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

An injection of PotassiumChloride seems rather good to me too... Stops your heart immidiatly...

An injection with air... Yep plain old air... Don't remember the exact dose anymore but I can look it up if no one else knows it and posts it...



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Extrapolations from canine studies suggest 400-500 ml air is required to cause death in the average human. 3 Recently, a case was described in which there was an injection of 200 ml air into the right ventricle and pulmonary artery during attempted pneumopericardiography. 4 A much lower volume can prove fatal if a right-to-left shunt (cardiac or pulmonary) allows air to bypass the lungs and enter the systemic circulation. A small air embolism entering the cerebral or coronary circulation could then be fatal. In the absence of a right-to-left shunt, death occurs because of obstruction of right ventricular outflow and the pulmonary circulation with global hypoperfusion, resulting in right and left ventricular ischemia and sudden right-sided heart failure. When air embolism is fatal, postmortem examination of the heart must be performed under water to confirm the presence of air in the right ventricle.


There u go...
400-500 mL of air
200 mL of air if shot in the right artery (which could be hard to find)


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Edited by Brakkie (01/12/06 07:28 AM)

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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: MXNR]
    #5171043 - 01/12/06 07:13 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

DEATH BY ARMATRON! Put it around your neck, tape down the 'squeeze' button. Let the machine do the work.



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~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #5171200 - 01/12/06 08:37 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

KCl poisonings aren't pretty... most people with excessive amounts of KCl have some seriously unconfortable shit happen before their heart stops. Air emboli aren't fun either. They tend to travel causing various areas of ischemia prior to death... Imagine various parts of your bady going painfully numb then returning to sensation when the emboli moves... owie.

If you had access to pharmacuticals, lethal injection cocktails are supposed to be completely painless. A combination of Versed, Fentanyl, and tubocurarine would undoubtly be quick, painless, and clean.

Sick subject though... :evil:


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: mediman0078]
    #5171206 - 01/12/06 08:41 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Carbon Monoxide.

Ask those miners.......oh wait.


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Smith, P.  Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27.

...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

Osmond, H.  Annals, NY Acad Science (1957) 66:418-434; p.436

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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: badchad]
    #5171280 - 01/12/06 09:17 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

I can tell you how NOT to go though...

Last year about this time a large load of very strong lab grade "glass" crystal meth was smuggled in to the town I live in. Most of the meth heads here are used to low grade, impure, garage crank that isn't anywhere near as strong as this stuff was. So we started seeing a lot of meth users coming in for OD's, mainly the IV users, and they'd be fucking wigging out. Unfortunantly, a meth head who apparently was a borderline schizophrenic got ahold of some of this stuff, mainlined it, and proceded to freak out. At some time during this mans freak out, he decided it was a good idea to sit down on his gas range, turn on all the burners, and burn himself to death. When we got him he was already dead, but what was amazing was that he didn't die from the burns... he died when enough of the flesh on his ass had burned away exposing a large artery in his thigh and then bled to death...


That's ugly.


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: mediman0078]
    #5171302 - 01/12/06 09:31 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Damn.

Someone on here said, suicide is what happens when pain outweighs the capacity for dealing with pain. Bravery or cowardice really doesn't have anything to do with it. For some it's simply the only way to make the pain end...


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: badchad]
    #5171364 - 01/12/06 09:56 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Rent a boat and sail to the Bermuda Triangle :blush:


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #5933341 - 08/05/06 12:13 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

I_was_the_walrus said:
Alot of LSD, up in the mountains....and off a cliff. Not only painless, but beautiful...with a very slight transition between the two.




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No, says the man in the Vatican; it belongs to God.
No, says the man in Moscow; it belongs to everyone.

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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: MXNR]
    #5933351 - 08/05/06 12:16 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Shoot yourself in the stomach.


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5933364 - 08/05/06 12:21 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

you've already said that

my friend jerry went with the chest :sad:


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No, says the man in the Vatican; it belongs to God.
No, says the man in Moscow; it belongs to everyone.

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Rapture.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: MXNR]
    #5933373 - 08/05/06 12:22 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: chaospilot]
    #5933397 - 08/05/06 12:28 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I won't say that suicide is the cowards way out, because I think there can be times when it seems like the only way to make unbearible pain end. However it greatly saddens me to know that an infinitely unique and holy being would snuff itself out so carelessly.  :sad:


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There was a king that always felt too high and then he fell too low
And so he called all the wise men to the hall
And begged them for a gift to end the rises and the falls
But here’s the thing, they came back with a ring
It was simple and was plainly unbefitting of a king
Engraved in black, it had no front or back
But there were words around the band that said
Just know: This Too Shall Pass


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: MXNR]
    #5933417 - 08/05/06 12:35 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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MXNR said:
I mean, I think those who don't fight a bear and win at least once in their life are "cowards."




I guess if you lived in the woods, fighting a bear might have made the suicide list :wink:

Well, either that, or if you're some weirdo who has a bear in their house...


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