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Salomon
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Solemente]
#11474636 - 11/17/09 05:24 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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doom876 said: America is land of the handgun with almost 90% of suicides being a bullet to the head. Your electric impulses travel at less then 400mph, so the bullet would kill you faster then you could feel the pain.
not everybody who shoots themselves in the head dies.
i had a conversation about this subject today
the question is, if two guns are fired symmetrically into each side of the head, will the bullets make contact with each other? and what would be the reprocussions of this connection with in the human brain?
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Salomon]
#11474644 - 11/17/09 05:24 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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psylox said: i imagine getting sucked into a blackhole wouldnt be any pain. so thats what ill go with
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Solemente said:
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doom876 said: America is land of the handgun with almost 90% of suicides being a bullet to the head. Your electric impulses travel at less then 400mph, so the bullet would kill you faster then you could feel the pain.
not everybody who shoots themselves in the head dies.
i had a conversation about this subject today
the question is, if two guns are fired symmetrically into each side of the head, will the bullets make contact with each other? and what would be the reprocussions of this connection with in the human brain?
Most likely death
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Salomon
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Solemente]
#11474677 - 11/17/09 05:28 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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well obviously
the hypothesis was that the skull would burst
or would the pressure not be great enough?
sorry mang... im just shoeless today....
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Dystopia
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: doom876]
#11474690 - 11/17/09 05:29 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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doom876 said: America is land of the handgun with almost 90% of suicides being a bullet to the head. Your electric impulses travel at less then 400mph, so the bullet would kill you faster then you could feel the pain.
56% Males, 31% in Females
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Salomon]
#11474701 - 11/17/09 05:31 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sadly, I can tell you that a single bullet from a Glock will create fractures in the skull at close range and dislodge all teeth.
I'm certain the force of two bullets colliding precisely with each other would be like dropping a watermelon.
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Salomon
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Dystopia]
#11474712 - 11/17/09 05:33 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Dystopia said: Sadly, I can tell you that a single bullet from a Glock will create fractures in the skull at close range and dislodge all teeth.
I'm certain the force of two bullets colliding precisely with each other would be like dropping a watermelon.
it's nice to be right every now and then.
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Envix
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Maverick]
#11474725 - 11/17/09 05:34 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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DRTMaverick said: I hear the most badass way is bashing your own head in on concrete. I mean it takes some strength and balls to do that without the assist of a fall. This is a terrible thread.
# Headbutt the sidewalk:
Manliness: 10 Style: 3 Awesomeness: 10 Mess: 4
What you need: a sidewalk.
How to do it:
Step 1: Slam your head into the sidewalk. Step 2: Repeat.
Headbutting is probably the manliest thing ever. Not only is it useful for suicide, it's also a great way to break up with your girlfriend. For example, I couldn't find the words to tell my ex that our relationship was over, so one day while we were watching TV I headbutt her in the tits. Then I picked up my jacket and left. No awkward goodbyes, no "still friends" bullshit. Just a couple of bruised titties and a failed relationship. I rule.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Envix]
#11474805 - 11/17/09 06:01 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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I love maddox
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Solemente]
#11474852 - 11/17/09 06:09 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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I think I had the statistic wrong, 87% success rate with gun to head.
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Fight for a large loving government that can take care of its people, kill our criminals, and preform the huge industrial tasks our corporate overlords refuse(wanna greenwash me some more Exon?)
Not this weak travesty that let millions starve and sucks corporate cock while failing at every turn.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: doom876]
#11480244 - 11/18/09 07:29 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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I would probably eat some advil, tylenol and a bottle of goldenshlaager while sitting in a running car in the garage.
Or eat a sheet of acid and jump off something really tall.
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TTT
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: justinsanity]
#11480308 - 11/18/09 07:38 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Take a massive amount of opiates, or shoot myself in the head. The mind is the source of all worries and depressing thoughts. Id want to completely destroy it if I were to kill myself.
At least, thats how I used to feel.
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shivas.wisdom
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: TTT]
#11481375 - 11/18/09 10:04 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Just wait 80 years or so.
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browneyedgirl428
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? *DELETED* [Re: ToiletDuk]
#11551060 - 11/29/09 08:46 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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DeathCompany
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no those are antihistamines.
Probably would need to eat more than your body weight lol
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: DeathCompany]
#11551157 - 11/29/09 09:00 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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A man committed suicide by taking more than 60 tablets or 1.5 grams of diphenhydramine, assuming 25 mg per tablet.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/7496316.stm
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: deCypher]
#11551173 - 11/29/09 09:03 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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look at this for doxylamine (unisom)
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Someone who doesn't post on here informed SWIM that they read somewhere that the other ingredient in Mersyndol, doxylamine succinate, can eat away at muscle tissue at high doses. It can also eat at one's sanity at high doses. OD'ing on doxylamine is just as bad as OD'ing on diphenhydramine: it is potentially fatal and requires ER care for IV administration of barbiturate anti-convulsive's to treat uncontrollable muscle shocks that contort face and send arm, legs and even head jerking in all directions, or a back gets "locked" in arched position, teeth clenched, making the victim look like a human bridge.
Still interested? Unless SWIY has access to strong barbiturates at home (Seconal, Nembutal etc) and someone sober to give him two doses when he goes berzerk from jerking and wants to swallow 4 or 5 Seconal capsules (which would kill SWYI as sure as a gun) to get some relief. Even the strongest Benzos are of no use for this conddition. SWIY is strongly adivsed to stay away from anything requiring large intake of doxylamine.
Doesn't sound very pain free at all.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: DeathCompany]
#11551182 - 11/29/09 09:05 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Uncontrollable muscle shocks and Exorcist-style convulsing FTW!
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? *DELETED* [Re: AtticusProphet]
#11553354 - 11/30/09 05:22 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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This is the Shroomery, not the Suicidery 
Face it: If you have to ask this many questions, you fail at suicide and are relegated to the world of the living
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Hello visitors from Google, please read this important message from the Shroomery Staff:
Suicidal thoughts are common during different phases of life, but even in the deepest depths of abysmal despair and utter hopelessness, people emerge to find a sense of peace and a gratifying life worth living. In this day and age we have great means to alleviate mental or physical anguish and suffering, even compared to five years ago. We implore you to consider less permanent and devastating solutions.
Acute suicidal thoughts and concrete planning constitute a valid medical emergency and should preferentially be dealt with by medical specialists. A web community lacks the professional attitude and effective strategies to handle such emergencies. It is of little use, and perhaps unfair, to lay this situation on strangers who are powerless to help. If you are in this kind of emergency, please reach out to your friends and loved ones and get trained assistance. It is legitimate to call 911 (USA), 112 (Europe) or your regional emergency services if necessary.
For non-acute matters of life and health, the Shroomery has the Physical and Mental Well-Being forum, where you can post anonymously and members and moderators are eager to listen and provide support. Many people find it therapeutic just to honestly discuss their problems with an empathetic audience.
Please be safe, and if at all possible, stay with us for many more years to come.
-- The Shroomery Administrators & Moderators
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